i’m sorry but that video of will screeching about the pigeons making a nest in his flat is actually so himbo!will coded to me. like how can you be so stupid that you thought your ‘pigeon problem’ would be solved if you kept your velux window open all weekend whilst you’re away 😭😭
i can imagine him sending the video he eventually uses on his story to you first, or instead frantically calls you and is like, “we’ve got pigeons in the flat!!! they made a nest!!” all shocked and you’re just sick of his bullshit when you go on to question him and he’s like, “well i thought if i kept the window open all weekend they wouldn’t come flying in!! :(”
and then you’re stuck on facetime for about an hour with your clueless boyfriend screaming over pigeons coming into his office, rather than him shutting the window and disposing the nest
