#hogwarts text post

[boring-lesbian]

remus: sirius, why are there four toasters in the bathroom?

sirius: lily told me i should try out some ‘bath bombs’

remus:

remus: whAT DID WE TALK ABOUT?

[hogwartsschoolofmemes-blog]

Rowena: Music is just wiggling air.

Helga: don't do this to me

Rowena: And color is just wiggling light.

Helga: so artists and musician's are just masters of the wiggle?

Rowena: That's their best quality, their wiggles.

[accio-jamespotter]

every time someone receives a howler, students immediately place bets on the contents just before it opens.

“i bet it’s congrats for all the OWLS he got!”

“no, i think he’s in trouble for getting detention the other day”

“1 galleon?”

“you’re on”

[midnight--fandoms]

The houses as thing me and my friends have said

Gryffindor: “not to be dramatic but I could fight god and win”

Hufflepuff: “I’d burn down a city for Nutella tbh”

Ravenclaw: *pointing sonic screwdriver at laptop* “eat that Pennywise”

Slytherin: “Have you seen the 11 rules of Satanism? They’re actually not that bad”

[emptyjunior]

can y'all believe harry james potter literally got Catfished™ in book 2 by voldemort because that's still one of the funniest things to me

[hogwartsschoolofmemes-blog]

Godric: Are you talking to yourself?

Rowena: Yeah! It's the only way to have an intelligent conversation when you're around.

[hogwartsschoolofmemes-blog]

Rowena: So my daughter was trying to express that someone died with her limited child vocabulary and what she finally said was "his ghost fell out."

Rowena: it's been fucking me up all week

[hogwartsschoolofmemes-blog]

Godric: So what are we doing?

Salazar: Wasting our lives.

Godric: I meant for lunch

Salazar: :)