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[linusbian]

oh by the way happy house day everyone

[cupcraft]

House MD RP Server (18+)

Hi Hi I am Cup a moderator and part creator of (+ 3 others) a brand a new House MD RP server that is 18+! We have canon RP (and the option for AU threads if you like!). NSFW is OPT-IN only so if you want to RP with fellow adults without NSFW, you can totally do that :). We encourage anyone who likes House (at any stage of watching) to join and enjoy with OCs and there are many of the canon characters open too. Our server is not super season specific per say. AUs operate outside of the canon itself (in the groupchats) but you may roleplay this in your threads. We also want utmost safety. This is an ADULTS ONLY server, so minors please do not interact! NSFW must be opt-in and contained only to NSFW channels for everyone's safety. And as mods we are dedicated to safe and fun RP for everyone. Here's the invite :P!

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[vidaboheme]

House X /maybe fem?)Reader where House falls in love with a singer he just cured. Maybe while checking if she can sing again and he plays the piano while she sings or something? I think that could be a cute one, because everytime I see House making Music, he seems so...emotional and vulnerable. :3

ONE MORE SONG - gregory house x fem!reader

this is a cute idea! i hope i was able to bring your vision to life <3 also, thanks so much for being my first request, i had a lot of fun writing this!

slight fluff ( it is house, after all )

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you'd heard about vocal chord injuries all the time. singers strained their voices too hard during performances, especially as they got older, but you were still young. you did everything you could to protect your voice, and yet during rehearsal you found yourself unable to make a sound. at first you thought maybe you were coming down with something, but when a week passed and you had no other symptoms besides no voice, you decided to seek medical help.

there wasn't a single doctor who was able to help you. they ruled out everything from strep to laryngitis, and you even had tests done to rule out cancer. everything came back clean. you were suddenly deemed a medical mystery with no voice.

your symptoms began progressing shortly after that. you were having difficulties breathing and swallowing, and any last remnants of your voice that you might have had were slowly diminishing as well.

princeton-plainsboro teaching hospital was your last ditch effort in figuring out what was wrong with you. doctor gregory house claimed to be one of the best diagnosticians in the country, if not the world, so you were putting a lot of faith in him to figure out what was wrong with you. you were warned right from the jump that you likely wouldn't meet the man in charge of your medical file, and it was something you came to terms with. however, he surprised everyone by taking a major interest in you as a patient rather than you as a puzzle. music was a hobby of his, and it wasn't often that his patients shared that hobby.

the first time you met house, you weren't sure how to feel. he was this grumpy, older man who walked with a cane and looked to be the epitome of the word "miserable". he was sarcastic and rude, not giving a damn about how he treated his employees, nurses, or even you. and yet there was something about him that you couldn't get enough of. almost as if you could see through the facade he put up.

your diagnosis was bilateral vocal cord paralysis, though you were lucky that it didn't kill you. there were a few close calls, but they were able to reverse the paralysis with surgery, and for the last year, you've been going to voice therapy to strengthen your vocal cords and improve your breath control while speaking. you were doing amazing, and on the one year anniversary of your surgery, you actually had a follow up appointment with house's team. it was rare that they followed up with patients, but it was also rare for house to have taken such an interest in the case.

"house, where did you get a piano?" doctor cameron asked as she watched her boss suddenly wheeling a piano into the office.

"don't ask," house replied, pushing it into the middle of the room and getting it set up. he then turned to you. "come here."

"what for?" you asked, very confused as to what he was doing.

"for a sandwich," he rolled his eyes. "obviously i want to make sure your vocal cords are healing properly," he added. so, despite your apprehension about his methods, you approached the piano and sat down on the little bench. house sat down beside you. "you think you can still sing?" he asked.

"i don't know...i haven't really tried," you admitted.

"well, you're going to now," house said, starting to play the tune of one of your songs on thr piano. he'd really gone as far as to look into your music and pick one of your songs.

despite being nervous, you started to sing the words, and you quickly realized that it wasn't as hard as you thought it would be. sure, it didn't sound near as perfect as it used to, but considering you'd gone through bilateral vocal cord paralysis and survived, it sounded pretty damn good. you couldn't help but notice that house was really getting into it, and you could have sworn you saw a small smile tugging at the corners of his mouth.

you two had become rather...close during your time in his care a year ago. you two bonded over your shared love for music, and during that time you really got to see a different side of the man he presented himself to be. in fact, it wouldn't be a stretch of the imagination to say that you two even developed feelings for each other, but unfortunately nothing ever came of it. when you were discharged from the hospital, you were also discharged out of his life, and over the last year, house couldn't stop thinking about you. that was why he scheduled this "follow up" appointment with you. he never saw his patients after they were out of his care, but he realized that if he wanted a chance, he was going to have to take it now.

when the song ended, he glanced at you before the rest of his team, now shooing them out of the office to make themselves useful either within the clinic or with their current medical mystery. it was really just a ploy to get a moment alone with you, and once you two were alone, he turned his attention back to you. god, you could get lost staring into those bright blue eyes of his, and he seemed to pick up on that.

"what?" he asked, breaking the silence between the two of you.

"oh...nothing," you replied, feeling a little flustered. his eyes flickered down to your lips, and he drew in a deep breath.

"you know, i don't ever follow up with my patients," he told you.

"you don't?" you asked, and he shook his head. "then why me?"

"because i haven't been able to stop thinking about you since you walked out of this hospital," he admitted.

"oh come on...i couldn't have been that special," you replied, raising an eyebrow.

"i've never...i've never connected with a patient like this. i've never felt like this before," house said. you were quiet for a minute, trying to process what he was saying.

"would it be wrong for me to say that i feel the same about you?" you ask finally, and there was that little smile of his trying not to show itself again. he didn't speak, but instead leaned his head in and pressed his lips against yours. you could have melted against his lips, and you were surprised at how well they fit together. after a few moments, though, you pulled away to breathe.

"i feel like we're breaking so many rules right now," you laugh, and house finally cracked a real smile.

"it's what i do best," he said, pulling you in for another kiss.

[excessive-linguistic-pressure]

THINK FOR A SEC HOUSEBLR

Anon started us all out on one question

"Do u ship hilson"

THEN proceeded to spam

I'm laying down 50 bucks that anon is actually rsl trolling the shit out of this fandom bc he hates us all

[aretheybisexual]

Do you know this (canon) bisexual character?

Dr. Remy "Thirteen" Hadley from House

Yeah, I know her!

I've heard of her

I don't know her

Voting ended onDec 22, 2024

Propaganda

This scene explains she sleeps with both men and women.

[do-u-know-this-autisticcharacter]

Do You Know This (non-canon) Autistic Character?

Gregory House from House MD

Yes, I know him and see them as autistic

Yes, I know him, but I don't see them as autistic

I've heard of him

I don't know him, but they seem autistic

I don't know him, but they don't seem autistic

I don't know him

Voting ended onNov 23, 2024

Propaganda from submitter:

There's literally an entire episode where he despises changes to his environment. He fidgets with tennis balls and things all the time. House literally kidnapped the lead of a soap drama (the thing he watches even during work) to send him to the hospital because he apparently took slightly longer to say words or something and then diagnosed him.

House is also wildly obsessed with monster trucks, going on ralies and shit. He's got one (1) friend and in the occasions where House and Wilson split, House struggles to find friends. He PAYS someone to be around him when Wilson's not there.

Generally, he sees all his patients as interesting cases rather than actual people, and comes off as uncaring when House in reality breaks and bends like all ethics to ensure the patient of the episode gets better. He 100% lacks the bedside manner needed for the job he's got. House is regarded as a genius at what he does but is seen as an asshole to those who've been around him. He has no filter and says a lot of what's on his mind (just like me fr), which doesn't always benefit people.

Any other details (from submitter):

I'm autistic and I fw this headcanon. Theres probably more evidence but I might have forgot in the moment. I personally think the asshole and autism sides of him overlap bc stuff he says he does knowingly too. I need the people of house-blr to help me out on this one.

[robynlvscats]

Finished house s6 so I’m sobbing but at least house and cuddy kissed! Yay?

[cy-wilson-psych]

Houseblr incorrect quotes

House: We’re like a big happy family. And I’m the dad. And Wilson’s the mom

Wilson:Wh-why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?

Jason:I know they think I’m like the kid, but I’m not. I’ll be the gay emo cousin

Rhea:I will be the kid. The hotshot, whose only dream…is to be a star.

Tuab:I feel like I’d be a…fresh out of jail uncle?

Monty: And I’m the sassy aunt

Cy: *Stares in suspicion*

Monty:Who talks shit about everyone.

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