#hufflepuffs

[astrarium-angel]

trying my shot at these twitter socm au things lemme know how i did haha

[deadghosy]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐄𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐋𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐒

[maladaptivewriting]

something you may or may not know about me is that i live dc and in my many years living here ive had to take the metro to the airport a handful of times. in dc, the train to the airport has to stop by the pentagon and both times that i’ve been on that train, it’s been filled with people wearing hufflepuff merch. and do you know where all those hufflepuffs got off the metro?

[crackishincorrecthp]

Slytherins: I'd never stab anyone in the back. That's such a boring form of betrayal Other houses: Other houses: You've literally stabbed people in the back, like, 50 times

[tomorrowusa]

On SNL, Donald Trump signs a bunch more executive orders.

The boundary between satire and reality continues to shrink.

[hufflepuffs-hidden-among-us]

Henning May

Sing for me my sweet baby

[asktheheirofslytherin]

My Lord, I too can assure you as a Hufflepuff with a Slytherin best friend that Hufflepuffs could be excellent Death eater candidates, especially nowadays. You'll need our patience if you want to conquer anything. 😌

I have found this to be true firsthand - I do have a small handful of Hufflepuff followers and they have proven themselves to be highly diligent, agreeable, precise, and genuine - the latter of which makes them horrible for diplomacy However they make wonderful internal mediators, creatives, and more.

And when there has been a glorious victory - or loss - among my ranks, it will not be the Hufflepuffs drinking themselves into oblivion and starting physical altercations in every pub this side of London.