#hulkiron

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Tony: I HAVE A PLAN!

Bruce: I’m already terrified.

[dyingfidelity]

robert downey jr:

marvel: yes daddy

mark rufallo:

marvel: bitxh u cant say that,thats so wrong, please log off

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Tony: You know what they say. All work and no play-

Bruce: -leads to the eventual destruction of the cerebral cortex.

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Bruce: What are you drinking Tony?

Tony: Tea?

Bruce: [spraying water at him] What are you drinking?

Tony: Tea-quila...

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Tony: It says enter.

Bruce: I guess the big decision here is whether or not to push the button. You wanna push it, don't you?

Tony: Oh, I already did.

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Tony: [screams]

Bruce: What was that?

Tony: I just thought about my anxieties and it’s like my mind hand touched a hot memory stove.

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Tony: How's this for a compromise; make all the schedules you want. Just don't tell me about them.

Bruce: Excellent. I'll create an algorithm that'll generate a pseudo-random schedule. And do you know why it won't be a true random schedule?

Tony: Because the generation of true random numbers remains an unsolved problem in computer science.

Bruce: Come with me.

Tony: Where are we going?

Bruce: To the Hotel room. And when we get there I'm gonna need you to say that again, except naked.

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Bruce: Why did you do it?

Tony: You're going to have to be more specific.