#incorrect science bros

[thesciencebros]

Riz: Alright, listen up you little shits!

Riz, turning to his side: Not you, Steven, you are an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

[bitrashteddy]

CW: Past alcoholism

Tony: Oh, and I was an alcoholic for a while, don't worry, I'm sober now, just felt like that'd be important to know

Bruce "not that kind of doctor" Banner: When the hell did you even have time to be an alcoholic

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Tony: Father always told me that if all the other kids were jumping off a cliff, I should, too.

Bruce: Your father said that?

Tony: He was not a nurturer.

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Bruce: The pain medication I gave you is pretty strong. How many did you take? Tony: Sev- Eight. But I washed them down with plenty of fluids. [points to bottle of scotch] Bruce: No, Tony, you cannot drink scotch with this! You're going to need to purge right now. Tony: No, I'm not wasting 20 year scotch.

[gayshiplord]

bruce: let’s go tell steve he was right

tony: noo

bruce: you can do it, come on

[blainesbrain]

Ok drivers license by Olivia Rodrigo but it’s a ScienceBoyfriend’s Highschool AU duet.

[incorrectmcustuff]

Tony, yelling: STEPHEN VINCENT STRANGE WHERE ARE YOU

Bruce: Oh, you mean Stephen Idiot Strange? Stephen I-Have-No-Idea-What-I'm-Doing Strange? Stephen I-Probably-Shouldn't-Be-Allowed-To-Be-A-Wizard Strange? Ste-

Tony: Is he pulling some reckless magic bullshit with Thor again?

Bruce: TAKE A GUESS

[hxwko]

Bruce, trying to make coffe with tony's new bought coffe machine: In my day when one would make coffee you just had to boil water and strain the coffee powder, now it seems like you need a PhD.

Tony, looking up from his phone, his amused smile fading into a look of confusion: Bruce. You have seven PhD's.

Bruce:

Tony: And that's a juicer.