Ruby: GUESS WHAT, GUYS~!
Ruby: (Holds up positive test) I'm pregnant~!
Jaune: H-HOW?!
Ren: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW?!
Oscar: (Grabbing his head) Ow... Y-Yeah, Oz, I guess they did do it...
Yang: YOU SLEPT WITH MY BABY SISTER?!
Jaune: W-Wait! What does sex have to do with this?!
Weiss: ...Don't tell me you don't know how babies are made.
Jaune: Wait, you mean sex makes babies? I had no idea!
Blake: I'm not sure how you don't know that, since you have seven sisters.
Nora: AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE THE SMART ONE?!
Jaune: SMART WITH STRATEGIES! NOT BABIES! AND IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS THERE EVERY TIME A BABY WAS MADE! I JUST THOUGHT BABIES HAPPENED!
Oscar: Wait, wait, wait- Hang on. Oz is making a really good point. He says Silver Eyed Warriors have a low fertility rate, so for her to get pregnant would have to take a LOT of unprotected sex.
Qrow: ...Kid. How many times did you have sex with Ruby?
Jaune: W-Why would I tell you?! That's private!
Qrow: BECAUSE I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU KNOCKED UP MY NIECE! DUMBASS-
Salem: (Doing magic ultrasound) Oh, it looks like you're having septuplets, Miss Rose~!
Jaune: ...Okay, so maybe it was a lot.
Yang: NO SHIT, POPLOCK..
