Batman, on watchtower duty, writing on a whiteboard with many aberrations and colors.
Superman, Green Arrow, and Flash watching and trying to figure out what is going on.
The top corner has a star with Strong, Honest (?), and legacy kid written down.
Supes: Hey, B. What is this for?
Bat: Just a little analysis for fun.
GA: Stop the presses, local Batman does something for fun!
Flash: But why does it say sassy and tall here?
Bat: …I’m trying to figure out if my sons have anything similar in their chosen romantic partners.
Flash: You’re analyzing your kids types.. for fun?
Batman, taking out his pointer and a red marker: My two eldest show preference for red heads with with green eyes, but my two youngest like Kryptoniains.
Supes: What-
Batman: My middle two seem to gravitate towards a sassier or snarky type, no offense to Roy, where as the youngest and oldest like earnest and cheerful types.
GA: Which one is Roy dating?!
Batman: None, they’re married Arrow, try to keep up. Now, other than being legacy children, their partners don’t have much in common. BUT, if I add in my daughter, who has a snarky and cheerful partner, we can begin to draw a hypothesis for (continued ramblings)
Supes, Arrow, and Flash watching in awe, as Batman is mildly enjoying himself.
