*Hermione receiving nudes from Ron* Hermione: These are high quality tf? Ain't no way you took these pictures, did you get a photoshoot done? Ron: Harry helped Hermione: Fuck you mean "Harry helped"?

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*Hermione receiving nudes from Ron* Hermione: These are high quality tf? Ain't no way you took these pictures, did you get a photoshoot done? Ron: Harry helped Hermione: Fuck you mean "Harry helped"?
Hinny headcanons because in my opinion it's a queerplatonic romance
(^does that title even make sense? I don't think so but those are really just some friendly headcanons)
since Ron is super tall, Ginny is probably huge too and the height difference between her and Harry is like 20 cm or something
It were Ginny, Hermione and Luna who gave Harry "the talk" abou lgbtq+ (poor Harry didn'tknow anything about that topic because of the Dursleys)
So a few months after that, he realized he was bisexual (hello there my fellow) and the first person he told wasn't Ginny, not Hermione, it was Luna because Harry didn't know how to tell Ginny and Luna is smart and honest and Ginny is her best friend so we will give the best advice
Ginny just laughed when he told her and said "aren't we all". Then she said something about Quidditch Harry doesn't really remember
When they were going to marry, Ginny struggled really hard to choose a dress, but then at the wedding, everyone was speachless and admiring this beautiful, georgeous, incredibly stunning woman who walked through the door like a warrior returning from a war where everyone else died, chin up and an smile like a siren, the red hair floating down the shoulders of her pastel green suit like a river of blood
And her suit. The pants were high wasted and had f*cking suspenders, her shirt was golden and reflecting every light in the room and her jacket was made of a fabric that looked so soft and fine and noble and just everything was perfect. Harry did feel a bit bad, like he was too cheap for this goddess, but his dress was pretty nice too, he hoped, at the very least.
Hinny five years into their marriage
Harry: Oh merlin.
Ginny: What?
Harry: I had a crush on Malfoy...
Ginny: Yeah?
Harry: You don't sound surprised.
Ginny: Oh you're just realising this
Harry: What do you mean I'm just realising it?
Ginny: Um.. I thought that's how you figured out you were into guys
Harry: Huh?
Ginny: I-It's not? Damn I thought we had the Druna Bisexual Awakening Solidarity going on
Harry: The what?
Ginny: Well Druna was my bi awakening, so I thought it was yours too.. bc for me if was Luna for you it was Draco
Harry: No.. no. I didn't really realise until I had to save Ron from the lake during fourth year
Ginny: Um.. so you really didn't know?
Harry: No?!
Ginny: How are you the last to find out about this?
Harry: What do you mean?
Ginny: Draco knows, Hermione knows
Harry: They do?!
Ginny: Yeah...
Harry:
Ginny: If it's any consolation, Ron probably doesn't know.
Harry:
Ginny: Yeah I didn't think so
Harry: Wow...
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Hermione: Oh, I think we switched notebooks by accident…
Harry: We did?
Hermione: Yes… this ones got Mr. Ginny Weasley scribbled all over the inside cover-
Harry: *snatches it from her*
harry: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
ginny: r u calling me satan
harry:
harry: i mean you can pretty much rain hell everywhere so-
Ginny: Life is unpredictable. Not everything's in our control. But as long as you're with the right people, you can handle anything. And you, Harry Potter, are the right person for me. But I do have some bad news. There is a bomb at this wedding as well.
Harry: What?
Ginny: Your butt. Your butt is the bomb. There will be no survivors
Harry: You're my dream girl
Harry: I was legally dead for two full minutes, and I met God.
Ginny: Tight, what does she look like?
Harry: Ethnically ambiguous.
Ginny: I love murder mysteries Harry, trying to impress Ginny: I've been a suspect in four murder cases