#incorrect quotation

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(after everyone throws Uzi a fake funeral)

Uzi Doorman: I hope you’re all happy! You’ve succeeded in convincing me that life is worth living… by showing how bad my funeral would suck.

[lexl52]

Mando Naruto Incorrect quotes

Water Daimyo: Why should we trust these filthy mercenaries to fight for us?

Mandalorian Naruto, displeased: And what's wrong with being a mercenary?

Water Daimyo: ...

Mandalorian Naruto: Is your war worth fighting?

Chojuro, insistent: Of course it is!

Mandalorian Naruto, ruffles Chojuro's hair as if he were a child: If it is, then why does it matter who fights it for you?

Ao, scoffs: Those on the right side of the fight shouldn't put their faith in the trustworthiness and reliability of alliances with scum and thugs.

Zabuza, indignant: I resent that!

Mandalorian Naruto, turns to Mei Terumi with a charming smile that makes her blush: My Water Princess, are we not imbued with the righteousness of your noble cause when we take up arms for you?

Mei, with a flirty smile: Oh, handsome Prince, while you're at it, why don't you take me up in your arms too?

Mandalorian Naruto, holding Mei bridal style while she rests her head against his chest, eyeing the Daimyo: Would you rather your own men and women died to make the point?

Mandalorian Naruto: And if your war is so noble, so necessary... why aren't you fighting it for yourself, Lord Daimyo?

*awkward silence*

Mandalorian Naruto: Think of all that before you spit on us, aruetii.

[transformers0]

Sokka: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress.

Suki: Okay Toph, let's begin the engine restart drill, ready?

Toph: (accidentally breaks her oxygen mask) Uh, was this supposed to do something?

Sokka: ...Yes...

[mellowmarshmellowcello]

Headcanon: Instead of being a gun nut like Tackleberry, I think Kirkland is big time into knives

[batfishfrog]

Incorrect Good Omens

Aziraphale: "As you know, dear, time flies like an arrow."

Crowley (nodding): "Yes, and fruit flies like a banana."

[aggressiverabbits]

Nendou: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Kaidou: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Saiki: In that case, we're definitely lost.

[w-i-s-e]

Killian: I mean, I was jogging. I hate jogging.

Marcy: Jogging is amazing!

Killian: Jogging is the worst Marcy! I mean, I know it keeps you healthy. But god, at what cost?

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(Uzi and N have just finished preparing for a dangerous mission)

Uzi Doorman: Goodbye, everybody! Don’t touch our stuff when we’re dead! (beat) It’s booby-trapped!