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Roy: *Throws balled up napkin at Jason, hitting both Jason and Kori* Got two birds with one stone!

Jason: *Grabs it and throws it back at Roy*

Roy: *Looks at Jason* I am not a bird!

Jason: *Imitating Nixon* I am not a crook.

Kori: Yes you are.

Jason: I know I definitely am.

Kori: The things I've seen you taken from the mall today.

Jason: Oh please, I only took three things.

Bizarro : I'm grateful to Jason for all the amazing things he taught me.

Bizarro : Like how to you shouldn't eat everything just because it smell good.

Bizarro : Because sometimes it's candles.

dick, coming to pick jayroy up from the police station after a bar fight: nice cell

roy: thanks. its not much but we call it home.

jason: we're thinking of remodeling the kitchen

Roy: Never, EVER egg the wrong house

Jason: YOU THREW A BRICK TROUGH MY WINDOW, NOT A FUCKING EGG!!!

Roy: IT WAS DARK AND I DROPPED AN EGG, I COULDN'T SEE WHAT I WAS PICKING UP

Jason: HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL A BRICK FROM AN EGG?!

Jason: If you see Roy, please give him this face. *Makes a face*

Jason: He'll know what it means.

*Later*

Kori: Oh, speaking of, Jason wanted me to give you a message.

Kori: *Makes the face*

Roy: *Sighs* The neutral face of displeasure.

Kori: You've been a butthole.

Roy: How?? What did I do to be a butthole?? *Looks at Jason* Defend me!

Jason: *Not lookin up from his phone* This is an A B conversation, Imma have to C myself out of this one.

Jason: What are you drinkin?

Kori: It's Coke starlight!

Jason: What?

Kori: It tastes like space!

Jason: What are you talkin bout??

Kori: It's space flavoured!

*Wrapped up in automatic sausages*

Jason: Let's do what we do best Harper, eat!

Harper: *Eats one of the sausages, spitting it out* It's plastic!

Jason: What do you care? You drink out of the toilet!

Harper: *Looks at him* So do you!

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