Stucky'sKnife

your local lesbian making incorrect marvel quotes 🫶

[stuckysknife]

Steve, sleepily walking in: G'mornin' everyone.

Tony: So, you spent the night with Bucky?

Steve, with a cushion scar that maps the design of Bucky's metal arm on the side of his face: W-What? No.

[stuckysknife]

Steve [flirting]: Maybe we could be friends in a... historical way? ;)

Bucky: We're already that?

Steve: No like-

Bucky: I mean, we both fought in WWII,

Steve: That's not-

Bucky: We were frozen for at least half a century,

Steve: Bucky-

Bucky: And now we're living in the age of the internet, which neither of us know how to use. So yeah, I'd say we're pretty historical.

Sam [walking in]: He's trying to say that he's in love with you.

[stuckysknife]

[ at an avengers meeting ]

Steve: Hey! Sorry I'm late, I was stuck in traffic.

Tony: That's fine, but why didn't you just call me?

Natasha: He still can't unlock his ph-

Steve: thERE WAS NO WEEFEE-

[stuckysknife]

Scott: Trapped in the ice for 65 years... how old is he now?

Bucky: Old enough for a breeze off the Hudson River to kill him.

Steve: FOR THE LAST TIME, WE'RE THE SAME AGE

[stuckysknife]

Matt: Alright, Spider-Man, be safe out there. I'll see you around.

Peter [joking]: Unless you go blind!

Matt:

Peter:

Matt:

Peter: wait-

[stuckysknife]

Bucky: No worries!

Sam: Oh I have several worries.

[stuckysknife]

[over the phone]

Aunt May: Just take care of yourself, okay?

Peter, taking his morning meds with YooHoo: Of course, why wouldn't I be?

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Sam: I'm amazed at what you've endured, it just seems really hard.

Bucky: Being gay?

Steve [whispering]: He's talking about Hydra...

[samwinchesterscarhartt]

“are you ok you seem upset.”

“yeah dude i’m fine” *proceeds to write an entire novel in my head*

[stuckysknife]

Sam: I'm so happy, nothing could possibly ruin this day.

Bucky: Hey.

Sam: aaand there it goes.

[buckymilf]

bro

what if

we kissed

in the helicarrier

[reveluvingg]

this was all i could think about during the episode i’m sorry

[stuckysknife]

sambucky at its finest.

Captain America: Sam Wilson | ish. #7

[lesbiradshaw]

james b(isexual) barnes & steven g(ay) rogers

[sunfortune]

not to love steve rogers on main but wouldnt it be iconic if steve didnt die but he still passed on the captain america mantle to sam and went and lived in a little apartment in brooklyn, and in all the upcoming marvel movies the end credits scene is just steve sam and bucky eating cereal regardless of what the movie is about. just 3 minutes of them fighting over who put the empty milk carton back in the fridge (it was bucky) 

[stuckysknife]

Sam: You make me wish I had more middle fingers.

Natasha, gripping a table knife: I can make sure you have only middle fingers.

Steve: Can we please just have one family dinner-

[stuckysknife]

Happy: Someday you're gonna go far...

Peter: Aw, thank y-

Happy: And I hope you stay there.