#incorrect falcon

[i-a-q]

Clint: So, uh, anyone wanna talk about what just happened?

Sam: Nope. Absolutely not.

Peter: Can we all agree to never speak of it again?

Tony: *wiping his brow* I’m with the kid.

[i-au-a-q]

Hydra!Peter

Steve: Wait, Hydra made you?

Peter: Yup. Spider powers and all.

Sam: Why aren’t you more messed up?

Steve: Sam!

Peter: I eat a lot of pizza. Helps balance things out.

[marvelnatasha]

Sam: I am an expert at identifying birds. I'm THE Falcon.

Bucky: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Sam: Yeah, they're all birds.

[marvelflame2010]

Y/n: I did not sleep a wink last night

Sam: You know what they say? If you can't sleep, it's because someone is thinking about you

Y/n: Ha! Who would be thinking about me at 3 in the morning?

Bucky: *starts panicking*

[8byt]

Bucky: Do you or do you not still have me saved as "Jesus took my wheel" in your phone??

Sam:

Sam: Your hair looks amazing today.

Bucky: Answer the question.

[transsexualesbomaniac]

Bucky: Exploring gender is such a mindfuck. its like therapy. i'm girlbossing and mansplaining and girl powering my way through life with a side of manslaughter and its incredible.

Sam: ...

Sam: please tell me you're still going to actual therapy.

Clint: did you say manslaughter?

[incorrectlyavenged]

Steve: Im glad Bucky feels comfortable enough to sleep in the compound, he looks happy, for once

Sam: Yeah, he does look happy

Sam, uncapping a sharpie: And vulnerable

[marvellyous-archive]

Steve: Buck, keep an eye on Sam today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Bucky: Sure, I’d love to see Sam get punched.

Steve: Buck.

Bucky: *sighs* I will stop Sam from getting punched.