#incorrect stevebucky quotes

[natsskydivingcrew]

Bucky: There are only three ways to do things: the legal way, the illegal way, and the Steve way.

Sam: Isn't the Steve way just the illegal way?

Bucky: Yes but it's faster and he gets away with it.

[incorrectbuckoarchive]

[incorrectstevebucky]

Bucky, on his phone at 2 a.m.: Jeez, a woman in North Dakota strangled her husband to death. Can you imagine just snapping like that?

Steve, trying to sleep next to him: Yes.

[twistedpixie77]

y/n: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Bucky: Well Steve and I-

Steve: *elbows Bucky*

Bucky: ...wouldn't know.

[avengerstextsmessages]

[steveandbvcky]

[40sbucky]

nat: so, which one of you guys is the big spoon and which one of you guys is the little spoon?

bucky: neither.

nat:

steve: we’re chopsticks.

nat: you know what? that’s honestly kinda cute.

steve: actually, no, it’s not.

steve: it just means that if either one of us are separated, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

[someone-borrowed]

civil war be like:

*us government agents run in*

Bucky: who is that

Steve: they don’t like me

*team iron man appears*

Bucky: who is That????

Steve: they don’t like me either

*spiderman swings in*

Bucky: WHO IS THAT

Steve: Let’s just assume for the moment, that everyone here, doesn’t like me!!!