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Thor: You want me to flex and make all the buttons pop off my shirt?

Tony: Yes! You can do that?

Thor: The challenge is keeping the buttons on.

Thor: Can you fly this plane and land it?

Tony: surely you can’t be serious.

Thor: I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley

Tony: [points at Loki] Thor, you left us in the hands of HIM! [to Loki] No offense.

Loki: No, I’m with you.

Thor: I’ve never been threatened so adorably before.

Tony: Yes well I’m about to adorably kick your fucking arse.

Thor: [carries all groceries]

Tony: [reaches out to help]

Thor: [switches all groceries to one arm to hold Tony’s hand]

Tony: That’s not what I- Okay...

Tony: I think I’m hallucinating, because I’m pretty sure I just heard your biceps mocking me.

Thor: No, that’s possible. My biceps mock a lot of people.

Thor: Can you ride?

Tony: [looks at Thor up and down] Yes.

Thor: I meant the horse, Man of Iron.

Thor: Tony, the telephone isn't working!

Tony: What?

Thor: It's not working, I swear I pushed the numbers like you told me to, but it's just beeping on me!

Tony: Yeah, that's a microwave...

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