#incorrect zemo

[insaneasgardian]

Sam: Good news...

Bucky: Sam and I are engaged to be married!

Zemo: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.

[incorrectmarvels]

Sam: What do you think Zemo will do for a distraction?

Bucky: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Sharon: … or he could do that.

[nyx-aira]

Zemo:* humming don't worry be happy *

Sam: what the fuck man

Zemo: everyone needs a hobby Sam

Bucky:* running around searching for his arm *

[incorrectmarvelquotesyeet]

Zemo: does my hair look good?

Sharon, taking his mugshot: stop talking

[insaneasgardian]

Sam, holding a rock: Bucky gave this to me and he said "I feel like you deserve the Earth, the moon, and all the stars in the sky, but all I can give you is a rock".

Zemo: If you don't marry him, I will.

[insaneasgardian]

Zemo: How did you even get here?

Bucky: Through Sam's window, or as I like to call it, "Bucky's door"!

Sam: I'm locking my window.

[insaneasgardian]

Zemo: This is your plan A?

Bucky: Technically, this is plan C.

Zemo: What happened to plan B?

Bucky: I marry Sam in plan B.

Sam: I like plan B.

[insaneasgardian]

Zemo: What's the announcement Sam?

Sam: It's a lecture. Bucky's going to tell us everything he knows about sex.

Yori: This should be an enjoyable 15 seconds.