#is she wrong though?

[comet-halleyy]

my friend here who has never watched a single x-men movie took ONE look at Charles and Erik and told me “they fuck”

[labyrinthhofmymind]

guilty as sin by taylor swift is the gayest song in the history of gay songs and the only reason she doesn’t use she/her pronouns is because the world would simply collapse due to the amount of gayness that is produced

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Peter: What happens to all of your teenage angst when you turn 20? Like...it doesn’t just...vanish, does it? MJ: It turns into anxiety. On paper, at least.  Peter: … Peter: Wow.  Peter: That explains so much.

[elsewhereuniversity]

i need a new roommate. i went off with one of the gentry for a couple days and now tanya won’t stop calling me a monsterfucker

[annemarieyeretzian]

jester shouting "WE CAN MAKE HIM TALK IF WE’RE MEAN!” (bonus: fjord saying “jesus, jester.”)

[charmingly-evil]

Me: "SVU is premiering tomorrow and Elliot and Olivia are going to be in it! Everyone's really hoping something will happen!"

Sister: *laughs* "They're probably just going to stare at each other for a while and it'll be over. The writers love to tease you".

[incorrect-muted-quotes]

Raum: I asked Avaline if she could share her queen-sized matress with me.

Raum: To which she replied that she was a queen, therefore the blanket was already at max capacity.

[thatsapphicsoprano]

My friend used an excellent choice of words to welcome me to becoming a more active user on tumblr and I couldn’t help but think of the title of the pilot episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Welcome to the Hellmouth