#just loki things

[incorrect-frozentricks-n-friends]

(Another Just Loki one)

Loki: I thought the cvs guy was going to ask if I wanted to join their rewards program but he said “enjoy your night!” (Blushes in embarrassment) And I said “not today thanks…” and I left…

[bubblegum-bitchcraft]

Getting a Message™ from Loki be like:

Me: *playing Minecraft to avoid school*

Loki: Hey

Me: No

Loki: Do your schoolwork

Me: Don't wanna

Loki: You promised :(

Me: I know but I don't wanna

Loki: *pokes me in the shoulder* Hey

Me: ...

Loki: *pokes me again* Hey

Me: -_-

Loki: *pokes me harder* hEY

Me: WHAT

Loki: Do your work

Me: AUGH but it's math! I hate it! I suck at it! It makes no sense! I don't get things and I don't understand stuff!

Loki:

the lyrics: "I'm holding out/I should have thought things through I'm holding out, but not getting an answer/I want to do right by you/I'm finding out, cheating gets it faster"

[farmr-arma]

[slutneto]

Are you watching the Loki show? What do you think abt it?

I haven't seen it yet, tbh I am planning to just binge it once it's all out.

But I do find it funny how the mouse is trying to steer us away from thorki and decided owen wilson will do the job.

[avengersassemble-fics]

immortal

masterlist

Herald of the Gods.

Loki has been the only God allowed to travel to the mortal realm for the better part of two years. He carried boring news of the ongoing war to the two sets of twins, and carried even more boring messages in the form of rumours back to the humans. It was all quite dull. So when Bucky approached him with an absolutely mad plan, he didn’t hesitate to say yes.

Being a trickster, Loki knew the perfect way to hide Steve’s disappearance from the Underworld. Not only that, but he was granted permission from Bucky that he could drop in with Steve whenever he wanted. Not that he needed permission, but he so looked forward to tormenting the young God.

Loki just hoped that the ever persistent twins didn’t figure out what was afoot, or even more, figure out he gave the only cloaking method to Steve and not them like he had promised.

What can he say? He knew this would be much more entertaining.

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[chokememrstark]

[loki-solder-blog]

Tony, after a meeting: Are there any questions?

Loki, in the back row: What’s the meaning of life?!

[nblokis]

passed a car at work with the window decal “slut life”, and that’s absolutely some strong loki vibes