#kabuto naruto

[mabzerie]

Freakposting <3

[natyzinhasstuff]

Who are you really?

[wetransinkonoha]

au where tsunade, who isn’t the best role model and should be the last person to raise kids, comes across shizune, kabuto, kakashi, and yamato one after the other until she’s raising them all at the same time.

[shinobi-rato]

which one of these DOES NOT happen in Naruto

Man makes his hand-mouths make out with each other

There's a girl who climaxes when you bite her. Biting her heals you

Death cult that grants you immortality flops due to the only member dying

Akatsuki rings hold power to unseal The Moon Lady

3rd Hokage says that a 9 year old orphan is evil incarnate

The fabled "so powerful that if you use it, it kills you" jutsu kills nobody

A guy absorbs his lord and tries to become him

Konoha has a special torture unit. They give children written exams

Aliens are canon. They fight aliens from that point on

Main character gets replaced by Some Guy. The guy loses relevaI nce after an arc

You can't trick me! ALL of these happened

I watched/read Naruto and know the answer

Voting ended onJun 11

Please, don't spoil

[skeeterbutt]

hi I love your account and your headcanons they're goated anyway can you make sfw. And Nsfw headcanons for Kabuto ( barely anybody talks about this nerd ugh ) anyways love you

Oh em gee of courseeee love yew beybee sorry it’s so short

So Kabuto isn’t the most…affectionate lover but he makes it up with his loyalty best believe once you prove to him that you are his and his alone he becomes very very very passionate.

He prefers for a more traditional approach in partner he wouldn’t be opposed to a fellow shinobi but would prefer a civilian to always cook for him and be ready to listen to his evil plans with no judgement (maybe a little)

He runs his hand through his s/o hair no matter how long or short it’s his little sign of affection which is probably the most you’ll get out of him

His opinion on marriage is neutral on one hand it seems like a hassle to stop his work and research to plan a wedding but seeing his s/o so happy and ready to begin a new chapter of life with him just warms his heart.

NSFW

His favorite position is cowgirl just watching his partner bounce up and down is enough to get him to bust on the spot

He’s a giver not a reciever he likes going down on his s/o enjoying every second of it going for hours at the time

He’s a bit loud kind of obnoxious with it but hey it’s kind of hot.

Aftercare for him is just sitting up and hugging his partner just basking in their shared presence

Overall Kabuto can be selfish but he loves you, too much to let you go

[yakureii]

new sketches hooray why can’t i actually finish one

@bugbitchboy i made a small doodle of your idea its so silly ^_^

[sherrysia]

Happy birthday Kabu, I am here to spread the recognition for u 💜

[iwantacoolusernameman]

You know what? Kabuto should not have ended up being head of that stupid orphanage idc. The more I think abt it the angrier I get lol that man's potential is WASTED there, DO YOU HEAR ME? Wasted. What this man needs is a found family trope, Zuko style, and if he can't have that he should've idk packed his stuff and went on a journey to find himself and see the world through new eyes or smthng like that idk man free my man from the orphanage pls pls pls 😔😔😔 let him see the world as his true self and build healthy connections, let him have friends (yes ik he has urushi at the orphanage but cmon guys i said friendS, not friend ok)!!! Just! Let! Kabuto! Live! His! Life! Stop forcing him into stupid roles he thinks he should be playing! Argghhdhf genuinely kinda crashing out over this rn