#kai leng

[tsukipiknights]

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[fenlirias]

my first thought

[shinyportalsandthings]

I'm replaying all 3 Mass Effect games and in 3, I wish there was the option to go full Bugs Bunny on Kai Leng. Just straight up smack him with a baseball bat that squeaks or, like, get him with a paint gun. Pepper him with bad pun insults. Grab him and give him a kiss, Bugs Bunny-style. (OK maybe I like that last idea a little too much.)

[arburi]

Few things in Mass Effect are funnier than Bioware trying to play Kai Leng off as a badass when he's one of the weakest "bosses" in the series. There's also the in-game hilarity of Kai Leng thinking he's the pinnacle of humanity when he can't manage any part of a fight on his own. Tela Vasir, bleeding and stumbling, was a tougher fight in ME2. She's able to hold her own despite the circumstances, potentially up against a biotic Shepard, Liara, and an asari justicar. Boy, who are you kidding with that boastful bullshit?

[couldtheyescortelliewilliams]

If Kai Leng from Mass Effect 3 was the one assigned to escort Ellie Williams to the Fireflies, how would they fare compared to Joel?

Gets emotionally attached / successfully escorts Ellie to the hospital

Gets emotionally attached / dies on the way to the hospital

Doesn’t get emotionally attached / successfully escorts Ellie to the hospital

Doesn’t get emotionally attached / dies on the way to the hospital

Regardless of attachment, they survive the trip but Ellie dies under their care

Voting ended onApr 10

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[randomthefox]

It's a testament to the mods I'm using that they did so much heavy lifting in fixing Kai Leng. He actually comes off as pretty cool now.

It's no longer utterly fucking infuriating that he kills off Thane.

[biggusficus]

Why is Kai Leng is sending me emails

Just letting off steam here folks

So first he tries to shank a racist old salarian (shank because he is running around with a sword in this age of thermal clips) and fucks that up because my frog husband with an oxygen saturation of like below 70 kicked his ass.

Second he tries to crash my hovercar and flies away with his buddy without even checking to see that it worked, knowing that I came back from falling through Alchera's stratosphere. Third, he can't even make it to the rest of the council because I was fucking with his elevator settings

So he took the L and had to go have a chat with the Illusive Bye Bye Man like he got a C+ on his Shepard-hunting report card

Fourth he has the AUDACITY to show up when I'm on Thessia, go all "I want your attention" and "you're mine Shepard!" doing backflips off the pillars with his like fucking katana or whatever that is, and he didn't even land a hit on me by the way. I was just like Kai Leng I understand your enthusiasm but I have a shotgun. Failing THAT

He proceeds to execute his most well-thought out plan yet, firing missiles at the support beams of the building he's literally standing in, does NOT exit the building immediately, and watches me slide down in the wreckage without double-checking to make sure that I'm dead (because that worked out so well last time)

And then he wants to send me this email:

I'm totally Asari command 😏 haha not 😏😏🤺🥷 Oh good... you've opened this EMAIL so I can have your attention. 💁‍♂️ My message to you is: Nanan a boo boo 😏😏

Kai Leng what are you doing with your life man. can't you ask me out like a normal person you self-aggrandized mall ninja

I bet he wrote like 10 drafts of that too snickering evilly to himself

[theanimangagirl]

Sometimes I forget how punchable Kai Leng is....then he appears again...and I remember sharply...