Okay but Lambert and Rodrigue had a side relationship in my head and Patricia knew about it but was basically okay with it.
I have a lot of headcanons for it so hear me out. Also includes headcanons for Dimitri and Felix as they were growing up together.
Rodrigue and Lambert have a cabin that they hide away in during every other weekend or so to spend their time together.
When they see each other, they always act as prettygood-natured friends.
While Rodrigue is very loving, affectionate and has a way with words, Lambert is awkward, happy, and a bit of a clown and does better at showing his affections through doing stuff for Rodrigue or getting him stuff. Like he’ll watch Felix and Glenn for him or get him a new lance or something
hey want to try and have sleepovers with their sons but Felix and Dimitri do NOT get along very well so they have to avoid having them in the same room for too long
Lambert loves chocolate and Rodrigue loves vanilla
Lambert LOVES spicy food and Rodrigue loves sweet food, but they both love their meats
Rodrigue’s favorite tea is Apple blend while Lambert’s is probably the Four-Spice Blend. That’s how Felix got his love for spicy stuff--because of Lambert having Felix try spicy food
Dimitri got his love for peaches from Rodrigue having him try peach sorbet
Rodrigue, Glenn and Dimitri get along super well and Felix and Lambert got along very well
Rodrigue was trying to convince Lambert to get same-sex marriages legalized, but Lambert was killed in Duscur before he could present it to the royal counsel.
Lambert likes to make fun of Rodrigue for looking like a woman with his long hair
Lambert asks Felix how to braid hair so he could surprise Rodrigue with briaiding his hair. When he braids Rodrigues hair one day, he also sticks little flowers in the braid.
Lambert has a hard time dealing with things that are really small or fragile because he’s so strong.
When they’re having their personal time together, Rodrigue pretty much always makes the first moves by holding his hand or kissing his cheek.
Lambert gets super shy when showing affection. He loves slow kisses and feeling Rodrigue’s hair
When they have sex for the first time, Rodrigue wants Lambert to top, but Lambert is at a loss for how to top a man cause he’s only been with a woman before lmao. Later on as they have sex more, Lambert becomes more confident though
They both love children, bur Rodrigue is DEFINITELY mom material while Lambert is dad material
Lambert is actually very good at dancing while Rodrigue has nearly no rhythm. he also ends up being a decent singer because he loved singing to Dimitri when he’s a little boy
Rodrigue inquires about Dimitri a lot when he hasn’t seen him for a couple of weeks
Lambert is the one to point out to Rodrigue how close Felix and Sylvain are. Rodrigue pays attention to it because he knows Felix has an issue with expressing himself emotionally and making connections with people.
Felix asks Lambert for training lessons and the two train together for a couple hours a day. Glenn probably gets a little jealous because the king is personally training a child. Those training sessions are a part of why Felix is so skilled today
