A comprehensive, but incomplete, list of supernatural fandom phrases
i love it here (jensen ackles psychological warfare chamber)
insane show for insane people
hi for the love of god hello
oh, dean. his nipple is out
castiel, did you fuck the michael sword?
one and done angelic t shot
you don’t know that you wouldn’t fall in love with a bug
giving it all up for a bottom from kansas
scriblo squimble scroncksy and the like
i don’t want to watch good television, i want to watch supernatural
cool it gorge w butch you’re in more drag rn than i’ll ever be
shave your chest father of two it’s fanservice time
specialest little discipleson dean
what have you accomplished besides leaking out your ass at a walmart in every destiel fanfic
[gunshots] [omitted] and *
wrist not limp enough; need to boil it
dean can be bi but jensen is definitely gay
the last great american queerbait
don’t rich people have group chats
the gay guy in sera gambles head (x)
unparalleled media experience
all the j- words, jacting joices, jacting jussy, jole, etc.
you can’t be gay you ride a motorcycle
jensens omegan sensibilities
all gods are men and all men can be fucked (connected: morally bankrupt rpf is praxis)
the very sight of a mans boobs corrupts
He-wolf, she-wolf a study in werewolf transgenderism
i fuck monsters, not gods
orpheus’ gay cajun vampire sidepiece
cain’s oc wife colette (connected: they didn’t even cast abel)
love interest to lucifer’s insane little brother
instructions unclear, dick stuck in the michael sword
put him in the michael wave
good omens crowley is dust
history’s most uncomfortable, reluctant, closed-mouth kiss, like two pale coconuts gently colliding
all the day of the week posts including but not limited to:
fimmf (fingers in my mouth friday); shiaws (slamm him into a wall saturday; sammy sunday; fuck off destiel friday; brother, it’s ten am on a tuesday tuesday; oh buddy, it’s only monday monday
oh i know the johnlocks are sick rn
homo police they made him the homo police
dean sucks cas silly through his jorts
you have truly hurt an innocent 30 or 40 year old man
down on his old man knees
you have ruined the integrity of supernatural
did you fuck bill clinton
he is practically naked (cas is a full suit but without the trenchcoat)
winchester derangement syndrome
virginal and untouched vs. sexual behemoth
special thanks to all the people who helped me compile this list
