#lazarus squad

[gravebirds0dmnk]

do none of you own a fucking kettle but with ✨the Lazarus Squad✨ and Mar'a

Respawn; Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it on hot water??

Connor : Y-you were putting it in cold water???

Rose : Respawn. Answer the question, Respawn.

Respawn: Yeah?? I thought for like 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-fication process didn't realize there was an a actual reason..

Flatline: you don't have the patience to put it in the microwave for 3 minutes?!?!

Rose: Why are you putting it in the microwave to BOIL it??

Flatline: DO YOU THINK I HAVE THE PATIENCE TO TO BOIL WATER ON A STOVE???

Rose: IT TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE??

Flatline: Best friend, is your stone POWERED BY THE DAMN SUN??

Rose: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON A STOVE??

Flatline: LIKE SEVEN MINUTES!

Connor: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils like in 2 minutes.. Less than that is you use a saucepan..

Nika: YOU'RE PUTTING THE WHOLE MUG ON A STOVE?? ON MEDIUM HEAT?!?! Your stone is enchanted.

Mar'a : everyone on this island is a lunatic.

Damian:DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE???

[syresdcthings]

Hey! You! Are you trying to broaden your Damian Wayne fanfiction by giving him FRIENDS BESIDES JON??? Well, do I have news for you!

Here is my list of SOME. NOT ALL. of Damians friends(even if it isn't confirmed or hasnt been shown but i think it's CUTE) in comics!

Gotham Friends (count: 11)

Colin Wilkes (INCLUDE HIM MORE), Maps Mizoguchi, Isabella Ortiz, fuck it basically all of the We Are Robin movement, Skylar (WFA If that counts), Bette Kane (I GUESS), Tiffany Fox

Lazarus squad (count: 11)

Green Arrow/Connor Hawke, Black Swan, XXL, Ravager/Rose, Flatline/Nika, Respawn (I GUESS?), all of The Demons fist

Other (count: 12)

Monkey Prince, April O'Neil (AGAIN, I GUESS??), Batmite, Billy Batson, Aurora/Eos, Sara Meyer, Irey West, Big Shot, Hard Line, Ace West, Nobody/Maya, Suren Darga, Kathy Branden, Jay Nakamura and finally, Jon Kent

NOW THERE IS DEFINETLY OTHERS THAT COULD BE PUT HERE AND IM FORGETTING, but for now have these guys!

OVERALL FRIEND COUNT: 35

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[gravebirds0dmnk]

Lazarus Squad interactions

(me when I'm delusional with this team)

Flatline (grinning like she started this on purpose):

“Okay, okay real talk: What’s the nastiest thing you’ve ever eaten?”

Connor (without hesitation):

“Once ate fermented yak butter that had maggots. The monks said it built inner strength. I got inner food poisoning.”

Ravager (snorts):

“That’s nothing. My dad made me eat raw bear liver. It was still twitching. He said it would ‘ignite my predator instincts.’”

Flatline:

“Romantic.”

Damian (deadpan):

“I was once forced to consume goat eyeballs blended into a soup. Cold.”

Connor:

“WHY cold?”

Damian:

“It was a punishment.”

Flatline (laughing):

“Oh my god. We are so messed up.”

---

Damian (smirking):

“Let me guess, Flatline. You drank embalming fluid on a dare?”

Flatline (dramatic hand to chest):

“Excuse you. It was part of a necromancy ritual. And it was a sip.”

Ravager (mock toast):

“To horrible dietary trauma.”

Connor:

“We’re bonded by gastrointestinal nightmares.”

---

Respawn (quiet, chewing something burnt):

“...I win.”

Everyone:

"...What?"

Flatline:

“Hold on, this sounds like a ‘we shouldn’t ask but we have to’ moment.”

Damian (narrow-eyed):

“What did you eat, Respawn?”

Respawn (without blinking):

“My own organs.”

...

...

..

[Beat of silence.]

Connor:

“…What?”

Flatline:

“Like… symbolically?”

Respawn :

“No. Literally. Liver, I think. Maybe part of a kidney. Hard to tell when it’s still warm.”

...

...

...

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Damian (visibly disturbed):

“Explain. Now.”

Respawn (shrugs):

“Escaped the League. Middle of nowhere. No food. No water. Just whatever rags they left me in and a bunch of open wounds. My healing factor kept regenerating things, so… I adapted.”

Ravager:

“That’s not adapting. That’s a deleted scene from Saw.”

---

Respawn (matter-of-factly):

“It worked. I survived.”

Connor (blinking rapidly):

“Dude, I ate fungus once and thought that was bad.”

Damian (looking away):

“I… have nothing to say..Somehow”

Flatline (awkward smile):

“You’re terrifying. But also… weirdly impressive?”

Ravager:

“Man chewed his own spleen and called it a snack. I’m not topping that.”

Respawn (wiping his mouth):

“…Wasn’t bad. Could’ve used seasoning.”

---

[Several long seconds of stunned silence.]

Flatline (clapping slowly):

“New rule. Respawn never plays ‘grossest thing’ again. He wins. Forever.”

Connor (quietly):

“I need therapy.”

Ravager:

“You need a lobotomy after hearing that.”

Damian (stoically):

“…I am never eating near him again.”

I love this smol lil squad so much it hurts 💔😝

[gravebirds0dmnk]

Lazarus Squad interactions P2

Previous part

Flatline & Damian

Setting: Training field at dusk

Flatline: (blocking one of Damian’s strikes)

“You fight like someone who never learned how to have fun.”

Damian: (gritting his teeth)

“Fun is for the unfocused.”

Flatline:

“Oh, sorry, I forgot murder tournaments were your idea of a spa weekend.”

Damian: (pauses)

“…It’s relaxing, in its own way.”

Flatline: (smirking)

“You’re lucky you’re cute when you're emotionally unavailable, otherwise I'd rip your heart off, again"

Damian:

"..hold ON!"

Damian stumbles for a second and accidentally gets disarmed. She winks. He scowls. Classic.

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Respawn & Connor

Respawn: (tossing pebbles into the river)

“So do you, like, meditate because it helps with killing, or because you hate noise?”

Connor:

“It keeps me centered.”

Respawn:

“Cool. I scream into my helmet sometimes. Same thing, probably.”

Connor: (without looking up)

“Next time, try breathing instead.”

Respawn:

“Next time, YOU try screaming.”

They sit in silence for a while. It’s weirdly peaceful.

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Rose & Flatline

(They're fighting assasins btw)

Flatline: (as she cuts down a ninja)

“Hey Ravager, rate my form—on a scale of ‘trash’ to ‘murder goddess’?”

Ravager: (parrying an attack)

“You’re an 8.5. Bonus point if you didn’t kick so much.”

Flatline:

“Rude. The kick is part of the brand.”

Ravager:

“Yeah, but it’s also why you get stabbed sometimes.”

Flatline: (already bleeding slightly)

“Details, details… you're so judgeful"

--

Respawn & Flatline

Setting: Kitchen???2 AM??Pancakes????? Don't ask

Flatline: (flipping'em pancakes)

“…You ever think we’re just failed science projects with daddy issues and sarcasm?”

Respawn: (serious face)

“No.”

Flatline: (tilts head)

“Really?”

Respawn:

“We’re science projects with style.”

Flatline: (grins)

“You just earned a friendship pancake.”

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Ravager & Damian

Ravager:

“You remind me of myself when I was younger.”

Damian: (without looking up)

“I’ll take that as an insult.”

Ravager:

“It was one. But it means you’ve got potential.”

Damian:

“I already know that.”

Ravager:

“Yeah, yeah. Humility’s still downloading.”

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Damian & Flatline (again, cause chemistry)

Setting: Rainy day, hiding in a cave because why not??

Flatline:

“You ever think about what you’d do if you weren’t raised to be a killer?”

Damian: (quiet)

“…I’d probably still be a perfectionist. Just with… less blood, and less guilt, and less emptines—"

Flatline: (softly)

“I think you’d be annoying in every universe.”

Damian: (cracks a small smile)

“Good. Then I’d still survive.”

They sit in the dark, shoulder to shoulder, not saying anything else.

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