#loki jokes

[likely-lowkey-loki]

Another random thought. If you take a wrong turn looking for Repairs and Advancement (ie fixing things and moving the plot along) (or in psychobabble doing the work and making a breakthrough) you end up in a CIRCULAR ROOM FULL OF “PI”

Thank you folks, I’ll be here all day, don’t forget to Bring Your Own Cup To The Automat.

[donaweasley]

Fanfiction:

Loki, do you know what I like best when I'm with you? Running my hands through your hair, and watching you relax... And then cupping your face, and giving you eskimo kisses.

Semi-reality:

Umm...darling, do you mind if I go wash my hands before I cup your face? I'm sorry, your hair's still greasy. Why didn't you use the shampoo that I'd bought you? I'm sorry, love! I'll be back in a minute!

😆😝

[spicychocolate-15]

Thor and Loki after Endgame

Thor *searching for his game controllers*: Brother, where are my game controllers?

Loki *reading a book* : I've sent it off I know not where

Thor: *throws loki into the closet and locks him in*

[An hour later]

Valkerie *noticing that loki was nowhere to be seen* : Thor where's Loki?

Thor *looking at the closet laughing* : I've sent him off I know not where

Loki *yelling angrily from inside the closet* : Not funny Thor

[higheverweave]

Ah yes Croc Loki

The best Loki

[official-chekov-enjoyer]

Mobius: I love JetSkis, I wish I had one

Loki: if I became a JetSki would you have me??

Mobiu, without hesetation: yes.

[lareinenoir]

LOKI × READER

Your ex: "hey can we talk?"

Loki: *takes your phone* "She's at a funeral?"

Ex: "Really? Who died?"

Loki: "Her feelings for you, mortal" *hangs up.*

You: "My God of mischief." *laughing*

[fandomatrandomradio]

I so wish I was Thor in this.

PS- I READ THAT AS HUGGING.

😂😭😂

[spicychocolate-15]

Imagine after endgame

Thor *entering Loki's room happily* : Brother, guess who I am going to dress as for Halloween.

Loki *fully aware of who thor is going to be* : Hmm... Let me guess. As a stupid moron.

Thor : No. Why would you even say that?

Loki : Oh sorry. My bad. Why would you pretend to be something you are?

Thor *clearly offended* : HEYY!

Loki : *laughing*

Thor : ...