#lori talbot

[scottstiles]

TEEN WOLF 5.17 A Credible Threat ♡ February 16th, 2016

[th30ra3k3n]

i will never not laugh at the fact that the older members of the mccall pack created a whole dating vortex within themselves.

[thiamsxbitch]

moodboard: lori talbot

#6 for my beloved @khylinsl0ver for the gift giving event from the @officialtwlibrary

[royal-callahxn]

At this point, I should just write this myself but like…..I don’t know enough about hockey because I’m still new the sport 😔 and the fact that I’m also super lazy. But anyway! More teen wolf hockey because as soon as I posted my last one I had more ideas.

Coach Finstock coaching the hockey team is the best kind of chaos. Like, the man does not understand what any of them are doing, he just yells louder until something happens.

His coaching strategy is 40% screaming, 30% blind faith, 20% caffeine, and 10% actual hockey knowledge he’s made up on the spot. He’s constantly shouting things like “GET OFF THE ICE BEFORE I BENCH YOU INTO RETIREMENT, DUNBAR!!” while sipping black coffee.

He loves Theo because Theo listens, but also hates Theo because Theo’s too intense. And he has definitely tried to bench Brett for fighting too much but Brett was already in the penalty box throwing hands.

The man is unhinged. He has beef with every other high school coach in a 50-mile radius, swears referees are out to get him personally, and once almost fought a Zamboni driver because he “looked smug.”

Meanwhile, Gwen and Lori run the team’s TikTok and Instagram like it’s the Met Gala of junior league hockey. Gwen posts fight montages with dramatic slowed-down edits and unironically uses tags like #MenaceEraTheo.

Lori posts thirst traps of the entire team and captions them “team morale 😌🧊.” Every time Liam goes viral for tackling someone mid-game, they just put sparkles and ✨“our captain!!”✨ on it and call it PR.

Hayden is the assistant equipment manager and somehow the only sane one. She’s constantly fixing broken gear, refilling water bottles, and muttering, “I don’t get paid enough for this,” even though it’s a volunteer job.

She keeps a “coach meltdown” counter on the whiteboard. She’s also the only one Theo listens to when she tells him to sit his ass down and stop trying to fistfight the other goalie again.

[fanficandfries]

Pack Mum Problems (And Other Forms of Psychological Warfare)

Summary

Peter Hale has survived murder, betrayal, and literal death, but nothing prepares him for the true horror of Beacon Hills: Theo Raeken accidentally becoming the Puppy Pack’s aggressively competent “pack mum.”

What starts with Theo carrying medical supplies and forcing people to eat quickly spirals into him emotionally adopting the entire pack—threatening people into sleeping properly, patching everyone up after hunts, and somehow getting even Peter to drink water and eat granola bars.

The worst part? It works.

Now the loft is emotionally functional, the Puppy Pack is thriving, and Peter is forced to watch in horror as Theo cares about everyone with terrifying efficiency… including him.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[gayholloway]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

hi guys im alive i promise and im also neurotypical (lying)

[mmoosen]

🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️

As Nolan refills his bottle, Theo slowly moves into the kitchen away from the noisy living room. Theo doesn’t pay attention to Nolan, but his entrance has Nolan debating to ask him a question. He starts refreshing himself when Theo turns around, snacking on a [dessert] when Theo prompts him,

“What?”

Since Theo invited the conversation, Nolan asks,

“Why was the wolf nest part a big deal? Mason said it was hard to do intentionally but Satomi looked really pissed.”

Theo takes another bite and looks to the living room, deciding his response.

“The best human equivalent would be if you and Brett just announced your unplanned teenage pregnancy.”

Nolan chokes on his water and immediately tries to straighten it out,

“We, we. I have NOT had sex with Brett.”

Theo starts laughing at him as he says, “Yeah we guessed that. You are way too awkward.”

“hEy!”

“Don’t hate just cause he is telling the truth,” Lori had decided to grace the kitchen with her presence but she does not make Nolan’s life any easier. “We know that Brett would sleep with anyone who expressed interest in it.”

Theo starts laughing harder and Lori starts to as well.

[shit-im-bi]

Liam, half asleep: *kisses Theo on the cheek* goodnight

Theo:

Theo: what

Liam:

Liam: what

Theo: what was that.

liam: um, affection?

Theo: disgusting

Theo: do it again

Theo: please

Liam:

Liam: If I ever say no to that, I want you to rip my throat out.