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Harley: hey,look who’s away in a mager

Tony: not funny, (continues to cry)

Harley: why are you here?

Tony: oh you know, just hanging out with Mary, you know, like me her having a kid was a surprise but after that she pretty much hit it out of the park.

Harley: why are you crying?

Tony (crying) those stories you told about me, I was so awful to you, how can I ever make it up to you?

Harley: you may not realize it, but you already have, I can tell those stories because they don’t hurt me as much any more, I have learned to move on, I’m happy with our relationship now.

Listen up, Disney

Here are a few things y'all are gonna try to sell us but iM NoT buYiNg it and imma tell you in advance they will end badly-

1. An MCU without the orignal 6 or Peter Parker

2. Another Star Wars trilogy WITHOUT the Skywalkers

3. A PoC reboot without Jack Sparrow

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Stephen: Right now, I don't know if I want to kiss your or shove you off a bridge.

Tony: Can I pick?

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Bucky: *to steve* If I had feelings, I would have them for you.

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The Real Reason Venom isn’t attached to the Marvel Universe.

We’ve been fools, wake up people, the answers been in front of us this whole time, don’t you understand??? Venom couldn’t be in the Marvel Universe because they were the key to defeating Thanos. How you may ask??

Venom would have gone for the head. Bit that shit clean off, that or ate the infinity gauntlet, along with Thanos’ arm, called that fucker a pussy and ended the whole movie right then and there, case closed.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk, sponsored by Discord chat at 3 AM with a friend.