#mcuincorrectquotes

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Avengers Family Incorrect Quotes - 19/?

Peter: Mr. Stark said I have a curfew. Strange: You’re an Avenger. Peter: I know. Wong: How late is the curfew. Peter: ten. Strange: …p.m.? Peter: yeah. Tony: Don’t look at me like that. Wong: I have guarded the Sanctum for centuries and this is the strangest thing I’ve seen.

[myrxellabaratheon]

Tony Stark (from Marvel’s Avengers Assemble): we do not play with the big boy equipment in the House of Stark.

The Starks (from got): what did he say? We should go for the throne?

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Peter: How do you sleep at night knowing people don’t like you? Tony: With no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass.  Peter: Oh.  Tony: Wait a minute, who doesn’t like you?

[le-guin]

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Avengers Family Incorrect Quotes - 18/?

Peter: Mr. Stark, look what I made! Tony: That’s incredible, kid. Peter: really?? Tony: yeah. I’m proud of you. absolute silence Clint: …did anyone else just feel something snap emotionally. Nat: I need to lie down. Steve: I think that was my heart.

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Avengers Family Incorrect Quotes - 17/?

Peter: Mr. Stark, can I have permission to do something potentially dangerous? Tony: No. Peter: …okay. Peter leaves immediately Steve: That was easy. Tony: That was a TRAP. Nat: He didn’t even argue. Tony: He’s either being responsible or committing a felony. Friday: Sir, Spider-Man has entered restricted airspace. Tony: SEE??

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WinterFalcon/SamBucky Incorrect Quote – 45/?

Sam: You could just say I look good. Bucky: You look… effective. Sam: I’m not a weapon. Bucky: You’re very distracting. Sam: oh. Bucky: I hate this.

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WinterFalcon/SamBucky Incorrect Quote – 44/?

Sam: Why is there a list on the fridge. Bucky: Things you forget. Sam: “Eat.” “Sleep.” “Text me back.” Bucky: You forgot all of those yesterday. Sam: …this feels targeted. Bucky: It is.