Nov 15, 2018
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And now, onto the first attraction.
A special event for women to hurl great big dicks at men who tell them they need a bit of dick. We don’t know why men do this, so roll up to see how they like having some dick they didn’t ask for.
Quote from a lovely friend, “Yeah give men a good dicking and see if the magic penis wand fixes their fuckery.“
Top 5 Celebs I find sexy
I was tagged by amazing @heartfulloffandoms, thank you so much!
1. Sebastian Stan 2. Tom Hardy 3. Ryan Gosling 4. Jared Padalecki 5. Chris Hemsworth
Tagging whoever wants to do this :)
Upcycled shirt by @louiseblackdesigns. Shirt was brought when I was a teenager from the very first Superdry store in Cheltenham and wanted to kook it up. Thanks @louiseblackdesigns I love it. Now just have to find a event to wear it to??? #louiseblackdesigns #kook #whatchriswore #menz #boykook #upcycled #fashionblogger #fashion #instafashion
Thread of cute men who will ruin your life
The guy who swears that his ‘adult origami’ career will pay off one day. Eats all your snacks. Tells you that he’s having an “artistic breakthrough” every time you want to talk about breaking up
You broke up with him because he kept dating your guy friends behind your back, but you still mess w/him every now and then
He ruined your credit and your life, but he’s a sexy ass Care Bear so you don’t wanna let him go
Your friend’s dad. She’s salty bc she has to call you “stepmom” now, but whatever, she’ll be aight
You sneak in the bathroom to have midnight phone sessions with him while your boring husband snores and farts in his sleep
He’s so hot that you’ll forgive him for being 5′7 and for having an entire family back in his home country
Might possibly be Jesus.
People judge you when yall go out bc he looks like he’s in HS. Will eat all your snacks, but will show you how to play 2K
Responds to your 4-part texts with “lol”, but he’s sexy and 6′4, so you don’t care
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