i find it hilarious to imagine how erwin would've gotten used to miche's whole doglike sniffing thing. miche could just say something like "hey it kinda smells like titans in this area" and erwin would literally js be like "omg fr? thanks for telling me keep up the good work"
just imagine, him telling miche, hange, and levi to meet up at his office, and they all go, thinking it’s something important about work, but its just erwin catching them up on random things he found out about anybody.
miche, hange, and levi coming into the office:
miche: so what’s the important thing you needed to talk about?
erwin: guess who just got kicked out of his house for cheating on his wife
edit: i changed levi's part since i accidentally posted the same thing w/him twice lmao sorry about that !
setting: you send your significant other a nood — in public and completely unprompted ofc!
warning: this contains NSFW content which is implied through the texts; playful yet also very much suggestive flirting mixed in here too!
a/n: i've always LOVED reading smaus so i thought of making one myself ! this is partly ib by @angelicarlert (check out their/her/his post regarding jjk men, it's so good-) but mostly my own crackhead self put in here, so i hope you enjoy </3
Erwin:
Hange:
Levi Fucking Ackerman: (husband right here)
Miche: (show this man some more love 🫶)
lmk what y'all thought :3 my first time doing smth like this & is very fun tbh. for sure gonna make more smaus in the future since they're a pleasant way to get my creative juices flowing when i'm not busy writing my fics/oneshots. see y'all next time!
also, little side note but i've literally never used gradient colored font before (this took me an hours to make with help from a tutorial) but man it's such a game changer! be ready for more colorful titles like this one from now on 🍓🩵
Miche is intimidating... The man is a giant made of pure muscle. He's quiet and stoic, not really a man of many words.. and let's not forget to mention his little habit of sniffing people like a dog. At least he doesn't smell their rear ends ...
Anyways....
It was a shock to his scout family when they found out he was dating sweet ol you. A little spit fire who could bring the whole room to their knees with your words. Guess opposites really do attract..
Miche is very protective of you. Despite his size and looks.. he's so gentle with you.
It's not everyday you get to spend a few moments together.. alone.
So when he had you in his office, only you. His door was quickly locked and you were placed on his desk. Uniform almost ripped to shreds with how fast he undressed you. His hands shook with how careful he was trying to be with the delicate buttons and buckles.
Again, Miche is a quiet man.. Except when he has you on his tongue. Your thighs muffle his ears of your pretty sounds as you cum on his tongue. He groans into your core and brings you closer. His facial hair tickles you as your jerk in his hold.
"Don't try to run away from me. Be good and take it."
You try, you really do.. but it's so damn hard! Your poor clit is being abused as he flicks his tongue against it, you cry out when he wraps his lips around it and sucks the living soul out of you.
Your fingers drag into his dirty blonde hair and you try to pull him back. But his grip is too tight, rough calloused hands against your soft skin.
The nastiest moan of his name leaves your lips as his fingers enter your sopping cunt. Curled just right as you swear you see stars dancing in your line of vision.
He knows you're close.. He can taste your slick getting sweeter. He can smell your arousal all around the room. In a gentle movement his long tongue replaces his fingers, his big nose bumps against your bundle of nerves.
Wet gush of clear liquid drips down his chin as he drinks up your pleasure. You pull his hair and swear the room is fading in and out.
But this gentle Giant isn't anywhere near done with you just yet. Yes, he's had enough of you cumming on his tongue. But his cock? Well, it feels a little lonely.
I’m sorry guys I can’t stay silent for much longer… I have to speak my mind. Miche Zacharius is one of the most attractive aot character's and extremely underrated. Idc if he only had like 15 min of screen time in the whole show. I am extremely attracted to him and he looks so perfect.
