#mitra-varuna

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I can't stop thinking about them HELP

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*plop*

Me needs more Dionysus x Varuni (/plat) drunk hcs ft. Mitra-Varun x Ariadne (/plat)

*poof*

*wakes up from sleep and sees you disappeaing*

WHAT THE- Okayyyyy.... Let's get down to business

*contacts secret agent (Neto) to get real news from Devlok*

SO

— Drunken Shenanigans

— DRUNKEN SHENANIGANS

— DRUNKEN SHENANIGANS

— they once somehow managed to lit fire on Varuna's hair... (That was ahem... Agni's plan ig... Je just wanted to prank his brother...)

— before Dio, Mitra was Varuni's shenanigan mitra (haha pun!) but the moment she and Dio became friends.. he became a third wheel well no- a side character...

He wasn't angry tho.. a little sad yes, but that is when he started to hangout more with Varuna and Ariadne who were tRaUmAtIZeD by their respective spouses.... friendship...

— Uhhhh Grape + Rice wine...? Is that even possible? Well who cares they did it anyways..

— collab with Ganga to turn one of her tributaries into a river of wine? Yes.

— (also I think Varuni has great friendships with the good Asuras.. because didn't the Bhagvata Purana says she went with the Asuras?)

— soooo vibing with Asuras? I think they would be great drinking buddies...lol

— somehow they managed to get the Vahanas drunk and ahem.. Indra almost fell down from a very drunk Airavat... (He can't really fault anyone... Everyone involved was drunk...)

— ALSO THEY DAMN SURE ADOPTED MARUTI as their prank buddy... Tho he doesn't prank very often but rather gives ideas... Cuz he's busy being buddy with Vasant

— lmao also I almost forgot Ariadne would be the ultimate fifth wheel cuz of Mitra-Varuna and drunk buddy Varuni and Dio....

— So... Revati x Ariadne (/plat) besties? They'd be great friends actually

— teaming up to interrupt Mitra-Varuna dates

— all four of them getting scared of Varuni-Dio shenanigans together and helping eachother as emotional support cuz Varuna sure as hell is getting nightmares because of this.. lmao

— giving up on ever being able to stop either Wine God and just playing fucking Ludo together (Varuna - blue, Mitra - yellow, Revati - red, Ariadne - green) or Chauras idk

— stealing Apollo's herd? And then trying to get them drunk but failing? Absolutely.

— asking both Vishwakarma and Hephaestus to make some odd machines that can get animals drunk... Lol now that would be funny

Also one that can make wine out of anything and everything... Imagine wine made of fucking moon stones lol (cuz I think Chandra and Varuni are great buddies because of Samudra Manthan)

— ALSO I THINK they would be great allies to the Power Rangers aka Kartik, Lohitang, Ares, Eris and Aphrodite...

Like helping in eachother's shenanigans...

ALSO THEY ARE BOTH SUPER DRUNK WHILE DOING ALL THIS OFCOURSE

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Uhhhh can't think of anything else rn... I feel like I'm the one drunk typing all this lmao 😭

[jeyaam]

thinking about these tags from @naradamunisimp

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.....Am I reading this wrong or did they just say the Sun (I'm guessing Surya here) is Mitra-Varuna's son (pun unintended)?

Source: Rig Veda (First Mandala, I.21.13)

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Mitra-Varuna

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Mitra, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

Aryaman: Varuna's in the kitchen.

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Relevant! [picture of two paperback books, on the left an English translation of Mitra-Varuna by Georges Dumézil, on the right a battered copy of The Eye of the World by Robert Jordan]