Sep 1, 2021
Sora: Are you an “arr” pirate or a “yo ho ho” pirate?
Riku: I’m a “I’m not paying $600 for photoshop” pirate
seen from China
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seen from Romania
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Sora: Are you an “arr” pirate or a “yo ho ho” pirate?
Riku: I’m a “I’m not paying $600 for photoshop” pirate
Sora stays up til around 11pm-2am because he just doesn’t like going to bed. Riku gets in bed at 10:30, but stays up til 1am because he’s the type of clown who sleeps with his phone on his bedside. Kairi gets 9 hours like a normal person. This means Riku gets to deal with Sora’s 12am discord calls that either go “I feel like I didn’t do the right thing during the Keyblade war” or “I wonder why banana candy never tastes like bananas.”
Sora and Kairi both wake up at six (Sora just has infinite energy) and Riku sleeps til 8am. Sora then gets to have the exact same conversation with Kairi.
Sora: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut…
Kairi: You would eat yourself?
Sora: I wouldn’t even question it.
Axel: Do you want to know your gay name?
Saïx: What? No.
Axel: Well, it’s your first name.
Saïx: Haha. Very funny.
Axel: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Saïx:
Saïx: Still no
I’m sorry
Nabari no Ou and Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days are killing me
Ven, after Vanitas has been yelling at him: Whoa, you watch your mouth before I show you the back of my hand!
Ven: *Shows the back of his hand, which has a piece of paper that says “please be nice to me” on it*
Sora: I haven’t been able to pay attention all day.
Roxas: You woke up and chose clowning.
Sora: No… clowning chose me.