#nct puns

[lokislytherin]

what would you call the way dong sicheng would solve a problem?

a winwin solution.

[yanggerm-archive]

wayv can TAKE OFF my clothes

[lenglengxiaoyan]

Why my friends hate me. NCT pun edition 🌱

Why is there no grass emoji?

[kpop-writingsss]

Nct Dream puns

What did the fangirl say when she saw Mark??

“He’s reMarkabLee handsome!!”

What happens when Mark stays up late??

He gets sleepLee

What do you call it when Mark looks unattractive

Impossible ugLee

What does Jaemin say when people ask too many questions??

“Nana your business”

-Jeez, you don’t gotta laugh so hard I already no my jokes are Jaeminzing-

I’ll add more as I think of them, heheheh

[taeyoming]

Sometimes I wonder why I’m making valentine cards in July. For: @gilded-angel and @taeyongeomma 💕

[justinjeonseagull-blog]

🌝MOON Taeil🌚

[ncttrashaf]

Murderer: *enters the room to kill Mark*  Jeno: *wakes up* *gasps* Murderer: *runs away* 

2 Nights Later 

Murderer: *enters the room to kill Mark again* Donghyuck: *wakes up* *Gasps* Murderer: *whispers* You will get half of his money.  Donghyuck: *goes back to sleep* 

[taeyoming]

HAPPY VALENTINES, ITS A BIT EARLY BUT ITS FINE 💕 Sent by: @fairy-ccc 💕