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Yangyang: Why did banana go to see the doctor?

Hendery: Cuz it wasn’t peELing well.

Yangdery: *Slaps and laughs at each other hysterically*

Winwin: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IT’S 4AM

Foreign Swaggers as Group Chat Texts

Johnny: BuzzFeed has everything.

Mark: I forgot how to speak French, lord have mercy on my Canadian soul™

Jaehyun: I'm about to summon a demon with Ikea names

Incorrect Nct texts

Johnny: l’d like to take a moment to thank a couple of people for this opportunity

Johnny: my members, label mates and fans, for encouraging me

Johnny: my family, for supporting me

Johnny: and finally Sm, for making me so fed up with their bullshit that I burnt their company to the ground

Judge: Mr Seo, you do know you’re going to prison right?

Johnny: I’ve been in a prison for more than 10years of my life already, it’s nothing new

Jeno: Things I want; Snuggles

Jeno: Things I get; Struggles

[Johnny as a pilot]

Johnny: *over intercom* we're running out of fuel

Passengers, realizing they're in the middle of the ocean: *start panicking*

Johnny: don't worry we'll land somewhere soon

Passengers: *start to relax*

Johnny: probably somewhere in all this water

WTF IS THIS

IS THIS THE NEW NCT LINE UP?!?!?!

haechan eating cake 🍰

I MISS MY BABY SO MUCH 😭💗

#nct jokes