#no impulse control

[galaxythreads]

Oh my god Braxton holy shit no wonder Lex isn’t being nice and letting you do whatever the fuck you want anymore so much so that you want to run away Jesus

IN FRONT OF HIM TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS POINTEDLY NOT HE SAID/SHE SAID AND HE WAS LIKE HM. YEAH. GOOD IDEA.

[aloeanemonabee27]

Things that probably would have happened in a version of TMNT in the Hamato household (I think):

Splinter: You're grounded *pointing at Leo*

Splinter: You're grounded *pointing at Raph*

Splinter: You're grounded *pointing at Donnie*

Splinter: You're grounded *pointing at Mikey*

April and Mona: *standing still*

Splinter: You two are grounded as well

April: What?!

Mona: Why us? We're not your daughters

Splinter: No, but you are dating Raphael and April is practically the older sister of my son's. You two are family, like it or not, therefore grounded

Mona: Well that's not fair

April: That's bullshit

Mikey: You'll get used to it

[vxnitra]

I’ve spent the last 24 hours laughing sm over a crotchet project I’m working on. Like wdym I’ve almost completed a plushie of Chris…

Update: here

[fuzziiwuzzii]

save me Claudia Interview with the Vampire Farleigh Start Saltburn save me

(this tweet made me do it)

[aries-tired-and-on-fire]

Do you ever just

…fribzee

[mikeandwillsweddingofficiant]

me feeling the impulse control leave my body as soon as i enter a room with theater people

[loonylara]

the next time i will talk about dyeing my hair PLEASE tell me no because it is falling out. like, really a lot. i have lost about ¼ of my hair or something istg what the fuck is this shit

[coinedbank]

570: no impulse control

[PT: 570: no impulse control /end PT]

DEFINITION ⦂⠀Someone who has no impulse control.

ADDITIONAL ⦂⠀Coined on the 21st of December, 2025.

TAGGING ⦂⠀@c1rcus-of-silliness @radiomogai @scarmogai