#not facetious

[jansila]

u do not gotta reblog big booty goth woman 5 times in a row i scrolled a mile and was met with more goth butt

I will have you know that I found the message very inspiring.

[pearl-kite]

I'm hitting the point of summer break that reminds me that no matter how nice it feels to have all this free time, it's actually very bad for me. Convention in town? Let's go check it out ah nevermind too many people in that parking lot. Let's go do clay instead? Now that I'm here idk if I really want to. Let's. Go back home and sit on the couch and continue to not see anyone in person, that's obviously the ideal.

[waffoes]

Allow me to sell you on Gladio x Ignis as a pairing.

Gladio and ignis walk through the mall with gladio holding all of ignis' bags being his big man bitch and he's like SCOFF and ignis is like if you dont carry the bags I'm returning the dumbells I bought for you and gladio is all UGH

and then ignis pushes up his glasses

and gladio secretly always wants to hold hands but ignis is the one embarassed by it even though they're both the aloof one who is kind of candid about their relationship

but then a thug threatens ignis and gladio SLAMS HIM TO THE GROUND and ignis is lying there on the concrete bleeding from the mouth and his glasses are broken :(

and gladio bridal carries him to the pokemon center and nurse joy is all OH NO WHAT HAPPENED and chansey rushes ignis into the back on a stretcher but they wont let gladio go with him

and he spends all night in the lobby being pissed off

and then ignis wakes up and comes out and he starts to thank gladio for helping and gladio is all WHY DID YOU HAVE TO ACT ALL SMUG TO THAT GUY HE ALMOST KILLED YOU

YOU'RE NOT THAT KIND OF GUY, IGNIS, AND IM NOT ALWAYS GOING TO BE THERE TO PROTECT YOU

and ignis is taken aback and vulnerable and then noctis and prompto run in and they're all worried and gladio storms out angrily and they're all whats up with him are you ok and ignis looks down and pushes up his glasses again

except this time after they anime-glint, there's also tears

and prompto is dumb so he's like let's go get some ice cream, gladio doesn't get any because he's being a jerk haha and ignis says no and leaves and noctis is like prompto come on :\ and prompto is like what'd I do

and anyway later they make up and fuck did i mention ignis is the top

[feelsearch]

what do you think?

[wenevergotusedtoegypt]

How to stop self sabotage?

Get a therapist and figure out why it’s happening.

[comradedanhowell]

“you & Dan”

hi this is exactly how friends refer to other friends’ long-term relationships, please end me!!!!!!

[erinelisesmith-blog]

I'm sorry

For forgetting how special

It is to sleep next to you every night

Like I have for the past ten years.

I like your snoring a lot these days.