#or sane

[livstarlight]

I don't know about you but when zoro picks up every chance to butt heads with sanji (especially when he's flirting with a woman) or even just looks at him I can clearly see his brain blasting "you belong with me" at full volume but that might just be me Idk

[weird8fraud]

The Maniac Collective

John the typical yet bizarre

Shape Bandit the cunning yet lax

Slendrina the calm yet grumpy

Koishi the Koishi yet Koishi

Basically The Four Idiots if the main group are all FUCKING INSANE

[fjb-blurbs]

*Jiraiya and Tsunade are cooking*

Nawaki, walking into the kitchen: Any chance that’s for me?

Tsunade: It’s for Orochimaru.

Jiraiya: Sorry kid. We're planning on making some bad choices tonight, and we need him on our side.

Nawaki: Wow. I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

[parad0xd]

True Things Me and My Friends Have Said

Don’t drink and paragraph

If it’s fit and legal

We’re walking on bodies (in the tune of Walking on Sunshine)

Smells like homophobia

They get a free girlfriend, I get free food

(To my other friend) I ain’t afraid of you (down looks at me), I’m afraid of you

I’m gonna steal your kneecaps one day

I’ll rip your tongue from your mouth in a second

Where’s the twink

Climbing is a good from of exercise

I’m a 6′0 bottom

Chemical hazard wrap

You’ve been Vectored

Give it a week and they’ll be living together

If your pronouns are what’s between your legs then my pronouns are your/dad

[freckledsweetpea]

why do people have to send messages that are impossible to respond to without making you sound like a selfish whiny baby.

[thcbcys]

Starter Call | @yuu-mac-flurry

       Tord shot anyone in sight, He was here for one this. His boyfriend.        And he was doing whatever the hell it took to get him back with        him, even if it met killing half of the people in this building, Nathan        was his..and he was going to make sure he got his boyfriend back.        No matter at what fucking cost.  

[im-a-goner-foryou]

How my friend and I stare at each other head-on to establish dominance while we swallow our 35417 anti-depressants: