Mar 16
Thomas: Virgil! Please stop ruminating!
Virgil (as a cow): ...moo
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Thomas: Virgil! Please stop ruminating!
Virgil (as a cow): ...moo
Gadget, testing her new memory-erasing amnesia ray: "Hey Dare, look over here." Dare: "Hm?" *the amnesia ray going off*: FWOOMP Dare: *blinks dazedly* Gray: "Gadget, you can't just test stuff on random people without asking. That's unethical." Gadget, fiddling with the settings: "Okay. Hey Dare, willingtestsubjectwhoagreestothisexperimentsaywhat?" Dare: "What??" FWOOMP. Gray: *facepalm*
Hagrid: 'scuse me, Centaurs. There's an injured unicorn about. What's goin' on? Centaurs: Horrors beyond your comprehension.
"I hate miscommunication. That's why I talk so much."
~XR
Ryker: Viggo why are you drinking soup with a ladle Viggo: Because I'm gay Ryker: And why are you drinking it out of a mixing bowl? Viggo: Because I'm depressed Ryker: Viggo it's 3:00 am why are you drinking soup Viggo: Because I have ADHD Ryker: Viggo: Ryker: Viggo go to bed Viggo: Fuck you
Gryffindor: let's do something stupid!
Slytherin, in a mocking tone: "let's do something stupid."
Hufflepuff: Apologize, slyth! that wasn't ni-
Ravenclaw, under their breath, while reading : *quietly* too bad I'm smart...
H & G: *gasps*
Slytherin: *blushes*
Slytherin : ...
Slytherin, (still very much blushing) slyly: W-what did you say?
Ravenclaw, looking up from book with a neutral face: Hmm...?
Slytherin: You heard me.
Ravenclaw: *small smile, with a raises eyebrow* what do you think I said?
Slytherin: *blushes even more furiously*
Blaise: Name something you like to do with another person.
Astoria: Make up and have sex.
Theo: Go on a cute date.
Pansy: Try to kill each other.
Draco: You pathetic losers me and Harry do the three of them.
Incorrect Quote
"So how long have you two been together?"
Jake: We're not.
Joe: Sunshine, I forgot the keys at home, can we double back?
Jake: Sure Beautiful.