#peppermint creams

[morethansalad]

Vegan Peppermint Creams

[fullcravings]

Homemade Peppermint Creams

[howlingday]

???: Weiss Schnee?

Weiss: Yes?

???: Urgent letter from a Jaune Arc.

Weiss: Oh, yes, thank you. (Takes the letter, Shuts the door)

Yang: Who was it?

Weiss: Oh, it's just another letter from Jaune. He's always so dramatic with these.

Ruby: It can't be that bad.

Weiss: Don't believe me? (Opens the letter) Just listen to this! (Clears her throat)

Dear, Princess

Ruby: Snrk! Princess?!

Weiss: Shut up!

This is a message from the battlefront;

From your trusted knight, Sir Jaune Arc...

Blake: Battlefront?

Weiss: It's what he calls his missions outside the walls.

Yang: Okay, now I'm hooked!

I have ridden thousands of miles,

I have survived the deadliest trials;

Ruby: Oh, I hope he's okay.

Weiss: He's just being dramatic.

I fought through battles you can't even dream,

For a taste of your Peppermint Creams!

Weiss: ...Okay, that's a new one.

Sword and steed are all that I've had.

Yang: Oh, he took Chevalier with him?

Blake: Chevalier?

Weiss: His motor-bike.

Yang: Motorcycle.

Weiss: His over-sized moped, yes.

To conquer the evil lords of the lands;

Ruby: Ooh! Evil lords?

Weiss: Again, dramatic.

But the beacon of light at the end of their schemes,

Is the thought of your Peppermint Creams!

Ruby: There it is again!

Blake: What is that?

Yang: Weiss? (Weiss is red in the face) Hey, Weiss, you okay-

I'M TALKIN' BOUT YOUR BOOBIES!

Yang: (Covering her mouth to keep from laughing) Oh my God!

THE HEAVENLY CREAMS ARE YOUR BOOBIES!

YOUR BOOBALICIOUS BOOBIES!

OH GOD!

I JUST GOTTA GET AT THOSE BOOBIES ONE MORE TIME!

Weiss: (Through gritted teeth) I. Am. Going. To. MURDER HIM!

Yang: (Laughing with Ruby) Oh, come on, Weiss! Don't you find this TIT-ilating?

Weiss: YOU'RE NEXT!

Lost in the dark of eternal madness,

Failing my quest meant the end of my life;

And when things were the worst,

I wanted to scream;

Then I thought of your Peppermint Creams!

Ruby: Aw! Poor Jaune!

Blake: It is romantic, in it's own weird, little way.

Now I kneel, and pray to any gods,

Amidst fallen cities and crumbling facades;

I shall return and make you my queen,

And bask in your Peppermint Creams!

Weiss: (Sigh) I suppose you're right. Perhaps I'm being too harsh.

ALSO YOUR BUTT!

THE TWO PEPPERMINT CREAMS!

I'LL SHOW REVERENCE TO YOUR SWEET BUTT!

OH, YOUR ASS-CHEEKS FROM HEAVEN!

Weiss: (Drop the letter) CLEARLY, I CAN BE WAY MORE HARSH!

Blake: I take back what I said.

Which do I like more; your boobs or your butt?

OH, DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!

I'D RATHER DIE THAN CHOOSE!

I'D RATHER FUCKING DIE!

Blake: And now he's devolved into rambling.

Ruby: Aw, he must really love you, Weiss!

Weiss: Enough to embarrass me, clearly.

Yang: Well, in Vomit Boy's defense, he wrote this letter for you to read by yourself. It's your fault for BUTTING us into it.

Weiss: You're right. (Takes the letter) At least we're at the end.

And with these last words,

I must now bid yu adieu;

You are my Princess,

And I will always love you...

Weiss: (Sighs happily)

P.S. ...r boobs. It's your boobs. I like the boobs more. I just realized.

Weiss: (Looks in the mirror at her chest) Hm. Girls, how about we celebrate with some shopping?

Yang: Where at?

Weiss: How about the Black Velvet?

Ruby: Aw, but I don't need new underwear.

Jaune: I hope Weiss got my letter.

Nora: You talk about her boobs, like I said?

Jaune: Yes, Nora.

[anxiouslyfred]

Peppermints

@loveceit for today’s prompt lets revisit my childhood. also sort of referenced cannibalism, because Remus and child Roman mishearing something

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Looking after twins was never easy, especially with as energetic as Dee’s boys could be, but at least it occasionally made Christmas gifts for the family easier to sort out.

“Logan said that we can’t eat raw egg because it might have Sam and Ella in it and we can’t eat people.” Roman was insisting as he waited for Dee to pass the bowl over to him.

Remus had already been given his bowl of egg whites and peppermint flavouring and was generally getting the icing sugar intended to be mixed with them everywhere except the bowl. “Isn’t that all the more reason to do so? I wanna know how people taste!”

“That’s why I’ve got safety approved eggs, no Sam’s or Ella’s included.” Dee chuckled, putting the last separated yoke into the small bowl to be made into scrambled eggs for tea before measuring out the peppermint flavouring for Roman’s bowl. “Besides most of these have to go to your Uncle and Aunts next weekend so you will definitely be safe from that.”

“I thought we were making snowmen and frozen poo?” Remus piped up again, now covered in the goo peppermint creams became when first mixing the icing sugar in and looking up from the bowl. “Can you put more icing sugar in, Dad?”

Dee did as asked, happily noticing that Roman was starting off using a spoon to mix the icing sugar in instead of copying his brother. “Whatever shapes you want to make once the dough is finished is what we’ll give them. I’m sure Aunty Paula will love to have a box of frozen poo if you made it.”

“I can’t stir it anymore, Dad. Have I done something wrong?” Dee looked into Roman’s bowl to see the mixture just needed a little more icing before it would be the perfect consistency to make models from. 

“No, you’re doing perfectly. I think you can get your hands in there to finish mixing in this last lot of sugar.” Dee instructed, moving to try and dust the area around Remus off a little now he could see both peppermint cream batches reaching the right consistency.

While their relatives might not like the shapes the peppermint creams would end up being, they’d all fawn over how clever the boys were for their homemade sweets and it was far cheaper than Dee getting stupid toiletry sets to appease them too.

[incorrect-ft-ez-quotes]

Dan Avidan: *on computer* Also your butt, the term peppermint creams, also refer to your sweet butt OOOOW! YOUR ASS CHEEKS FROM HEAVEN!

Levy: What in the world are you listening to?

Gajeel: A song from a legend.

[ninjawaregrumpstarhill-aes]

Danny Sexbang | Peppermint Creams | Royal

[fionaeevee87]

I found Dan's favorite candle.

[sunniapplepie]

This is the best thing I've seen all day, kudos to you for making this fucking beautiful masterpiece of animation