#pjo jokes

[akatsukillme]

Silena: wtf people actually tell their crushes that they like them?

Clarisse: yeah? what the fuck do you do?

silena: I die?? lmao what kind of question.

[valewritessss]

He’s a 10 but he drools when he sleeps

She’s a 10 but she cries when she sees a spider

He’s a 10 but he’s half furry

She’s a 10 but she cosplayed as a tree

He’s a 10 but he only eats McDonalds

She’s a 10 but she’s dead

She’s a 10 but she has anger issues

He’s a 10 but he takes all his secrets to the grave

She’s a 10 but she’s a traitor

He’s a 10 but he can’t keep his promises

He’s a 10 but he’s missing an eye

[damsnackbar1313]

Will: Nico...

Nico: *grunts*

Will: Guess what day it is....

Nico: ...Oh no

Will: OH YES

Leo, Percy, Piper, Frank, Hazel, Annabeth, Jason: MERRY CHRISTMAS

Nico: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU ALL GET INTO MY CABIN??!!

[theprinceofdarknesssquad]

Percy: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Annabeth: Killed without hesitation.

Percy: No.

[can-we-die-now]

this problem is called the DAM problem

*cue intense PJO fangirling*

*quiet screaming*

*minds were lost in that moment*

[dewdropsfillingflowecups]

*Nico's Birthday*

*Everyone gathered in his cabin and the cake is being wheeled out*

Nico- *looks at the cake* thanks guys...

*THE WHOLE CAKE IS BLACK*

Will- Of course!

Nico- Who baked the cake?

Percy and Annabeth together- Jason did.

Jason- *laughs cheekily* lets dig in?

Piper- *Cuts the cake*

*everything inside the cake is rainbow*

Everyone- ...

Nico- Jason...

Leo- Oh! Oh! I get it! it's because he's dark and mysterious on the outside but inside he is all rainbow-y!

Everyone- ...

Nico- IM GOING TO KILL U JASON

[negativefouriq]

some of y’all really make me giggle with how much u think will solace is some goody two shoes like

nico: *makes a painfully morbid joke about trauma*

will, sleep deprived, his own role model: *laughs out loud and makes a worse joke*

[inspired-snowflace]

Greeks : We shall even name our objects!!! Let us call Hercules' sword Anaklusmos!!!

Egyptians : Nut!!! We shall call our sky goddess, one of the most important ones, as Nut!!