Don't you hate it when your crappy digestive system holds you hostage all day and so your options are scroll on social media or stare at the bathroom wall for 6 hours straight, so obviously you picked the social media option bc being forced stare at the wall for 6 hours straight is the worst, but now you're also dealing with brain fog bc you've been scrolling social media for hours, and also you're getting hungry bc its been like 6 hours since you've eaten, and your hips and your back hurt bc the porcelain throne is literally the least ergonomic chair imaginable, and you've missed both a meeting you had scheduled, and the class you were supposed to go to (on literally the first full week of classes), and you just want to leave, but you can't because your digestive system still says no, you still don't know why this keeps happening bc you thought you got the right diagnosis and you started treatment but this still keeps happening anyway, and you're like 90% sure that the person you were supposed to meet with and your professor are not going to believe you about the reason you didn't show up, and are going to jump to asking you if you've tried all the things you've already thought of and tried, and you hate how flaky your health has made you bc you used to be the person who always showed up like 15 minutes early to everything and now you're the person where everyone's shocked if you show up at all, and you're like 80% sure everyone thinks that's just what you're like and that you don't care to show up, and you're tired and you just want to cry, and now your legs are going numb for the 20th time today and you Still. Can't. Leave. The. Bathroom. ?
