DM: Alwel says, "We should greet my parents-" but before you can move there's a familiar voice shouting across the ballroom. A voice speaking in Common. A voice with a Shibanah accent.
Andy (playing Una): No.
DM: Nissandril staggers through the crowd looking absolutely delighted, yelling "MY FRIENDS!"
Marijn (playing Godric): How the fuck??
Adam (playing Billie): "Una, say nothing."
Andy: *faintly* "I'll try."
DM: "LOOK AT US ALL MOVING UP IN THE WORLD!"
Hamish (playing Thaddeus): I ask, "How did you get here?"
DM: Nissandril is totally sloshed. "Well, you remember how you put me on to that mindflayer?"
Marijn: Oh shit, yeah. I thought I got him killed.
DM: "Well, I asked around and sure enough I got introduced to the mindflayer! I explained to him about all the work I'd done in Shibanah and Suda and he said someone of my talents was being wasted so he promoted me! Now I'm the ambassador to the Feywild!"
Andy: Jesus Christ.
DM: He raises his glass. "Good old Qhezessk, eh?"
Adam: "He's dead. We killed him."
Tati (playing Seraph): *facepalm*
DM: He gapes. "What?? What does that mean for my job here?"
Andy: "Was Qhezessk the one who was paying you?"
DM: "I don't think I was getting paid."
Andy: "Then probably nothing."
Adam: I telepath to Alwel. -Can we get rid of him? He's ruining my vibes.-
DM: -Of course.- Alwel says, "Nissandril, my good sir. I have to go and speak to my parents, the king and queen there, but later this evening I will be delighted to hear about all you've done in your role as ambassador." Nissandril practically faints in excitement.
Marijn: Oh, poor Alwel.
Andy: Yeah, you don't have to do that.