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She's already outed as lesbian but Brooklyn is not a fan of raptormoms getting back together for now...

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lighthearted and normal people fears of the JWCC/JWCT characters

Darius:

moths. he does not like them one bit. jumps when they come near him in summer. he is trying to get better at liking them because he loves and appreciates all of God’s creatures but why are they hairy like that?

Brooklynn:

birds. she does not like it when they fly at her face. she jumps every time (this reminds me of the time i had a maths teacher who was afraid of birds and one maths class a bird flew into the classroom through the window and she had no idea what to do so she just left lmao 💀)

also being without her phone. post nublar it becomes less of an ’omg what if something vlog worthy happens and i can’t film it?’ and more of a ’what if something bad happens to me and i can’t tell the people i love goodbye and how much they mean to me and send them contingency plans for my death?’ (i have this exact anxiety lol)

Yaz:

clowns. they creep her out bad. Sammy once took her on a date to the circus cos she thought it would be fun (she did not know Yaz was scared of clowns) and Yaz spent most of the time clutching Sammy’s hand with terror

also slightly scared of dogs. one jumped up at her as a kid and it really scared her, and she’s always been wary of them to this day

Sammy:

very very specifically, foods sticking to her mouth. stuff like peanut butter and toffees getting caught in her mouth or teeth and making it difficult for her to talk or even breathe makes her choked up. there is a word specifically for the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of someone’s mouth — arachibutyrophobia

Kenji:

going to the dentist

most insects

mice

the ocean

halloween decorations

being alone (this one isn’t lighthearted at all when you consider his trauma)

a lot more things that are weirdly specific

Ben:

as well as all the canon irrational fears he has, he is very scared of lifts elevators. he does not want to be in one if it breaks. if he has the option, he’ll take the stairs. (side note but i was actually stuck in a lift once when i was a kid lol. i remember watching a lot of peppa pig on someone’s phone to keep me calm)

Roxie:

also really doesnt like clowns

forests at night, and any nature based liminal spaces really set her on edge. city girl Roxie my beloved

Dave:

mice for some reason

small rodents in general freak him out a little for some reason. idk why, i just greatly enjoy the comedy of a six foot man screaming because something the size of his thumb ran across the floor near him

Mae:

reeeeeaaaalllly doesn’t like slugs. they are very very very very slimy and it makes her skin crawl. she’s fascinated by them of course, just. at a distance

Ronnie:

mascots. they terrify her, with their unmoving races and ginormous anthropomorphic bodies. she will NAWT hug those things

Handler:

she’s afraid of nothing. but also everything. if that makes sense

she used to be really scared of tiny dogs as a child but now she’s just extremely deadpan about anything. if she has any fears no one knows what they are

Soyona:

not afraid so much of anything, but deeply disgusted by a lot of things. a lot of things disgust her. cats. dogs. people. blue haired women with one arm