How Tall I Think the VDLG Are Based on Facts and Knowledge
Arthur- 6'0" (183cm) my beautiful baseline king. Tbh this makes it easier to base everyone else's height offa Arthur since he's the main playable character n all.
John- 6'2" (188cm) to Arthur's despair and a point of pride for John. They both remember the growth spurt that did it.
Dutch- 5'11" (180cm) but if you ask him he says 6 foot. Wears lifts or tall boots to make himself taller >.>
Hosea- 5'9" (175cm) not too tall, not too short. A very unintimidating height. Makes it better (sexier) when he bosses folks around.
Grimshaw- 4'11" (150cm) big angy, tiny package
Tilly- 5'4" (162.5cm) average lady height idk
Uncle- 5'10" (178cm) if it weren't for his lumbago he'd be 6'3" and no thats not a lie at all
Abigail- 5'6" (167cm) she's gotta get on her tippy toes to hug/kiss John and John loves picking her up
Bill- 6'1" (185.5cm) something something I like tall husky men
Javier- 5'7" (170cm) short king represent! Also, the height difference with his ship pairings🤤
Sean- 5'9" (175cm) my baby just has the silliest height. And he swears its proportional👀
Lenny- 5'11" (180cm) he only found out while standing next to a barefoot Dutch at the percolator in the morning. Filed it away for a rainy day
Charles- 6'3" (190.5cm) the Lone Wolf. The American Bison. A big scary man with the softest heart😭💕
Karen- 5'10" (178cm) I love love love the idea of Karen being tall. Like, there's a reason she can handle the kickback on those rifles. Also...for my lesbian fantasies.
Mary-Beth- 5'5" (165cm) a perfectly dainty height. Uses that extra inch and her tip toes to give Tilly forehead kisses🥰
Molly- 5'3" (160cm) she loved literally getting swept off her feet by Dutch (past tense👀)
Pearson- 5'9" (175cm) idk man I literally dont think abt Pearson that much. He yells at me too much about the stringy meat I donate ( ￣-￣)
Swanson- 6'0" (183cm) but you'd never know cuz man's is always on his ass
Kieran- 5'8" (173cm) he's a little shrimpy but also I think he'd be taller if he stood up straight
Sadie- 5'5" (165cm) she is tiny but mighty
Jack- uhhh how tall are children? 3 feet tall (100cm)
Trelawney- 6'1" (185.5cm) why is he so tall? Well, he's gotta put all that charisma somewhere (its the top hat really)
Micah- 1 in tall. Fuck you Micah. (My partner says Micah is 6'1" or 6'2" but just has terrible posture)
