#re:zero x reader

[sandraalek]

Guys Who Get on My Nerves (Re:Zero Modern AU: Reinhard, Julius, Subaru, Garfiel, Otto)

Mom's friend's son Reinhard

• You're moving to another city for college. Finally. • You want to break free from your parents—be your own person, strong, self-sufficient. • You've already pictured it: living alone, doing whatever you want, answering to no one. • You even bought a mug that says "My home is my castle." You're ready.

• Then your mom casually drops: "Oh, how perfect! Aunt Luanna happens to have a house in that city—she'll give you a big discount!" You: "Mom, I want to do this on my own." Mom: "Well, Reinhard lives right nearby, he can help if anything comes up 😊" You: "Mom, seriously." Mom: "He's such a sweet boy. And actually, he asked about you—how you were doing." You: "We haven't spoken in two years, and even then it was just a couple of random sentences." Mom: "He remembers you! So thoughtful. And I'll feel so much better knowing you're not alone." You: "Fine."

• You move in. The house is brand new—renovation, furniture, everything fresh out of the box. You start suspecting that "discount" is really just charity in disguise. • On the table lies a note: "If you need anything, I'm just over the fence. Neighbor. R."

• An hour later—knock on the door. • Reinhard stands there with a plate of your favorite pastries. "Welcome to the neighborhood! I brought you these. Baked them myself, so I can vouch for the taste. You must be exhausted from the trip—want me to help unpack?" • Turning him away would be a crime. You let him in. • Another hour passes, your mom calls: "So, how's it going? Is Reinhard helping?" You: "I'm handling everything myself" (in the background, Reinhard is washing your dishes because "you must be tired after the move"). Mom: "Reinhard, thank you for keeping an eye on her. I'm counting on you!"

• Your life turns into a full-blown nightmare.

• You tell yourself: "I can do this alone. I'm strong. I'm independent." Reinhard: "Don't worry, it's no trouble at all to help."

• You start college. • First class—you scan the roster and Reinhard's name isn't there. You breathe a sigh of relief. • Then he appears at the entrance. • With coffee. • "I was passing by and thought you might get cold." You: "How do you know my schedule?" R: "Your mom sent it." You: "Of course she did." • You take the coffee because it's hot and you really are freezing. He smiles and leaves. You watch his back and think: "I hate him."

• Your mom calls every day: "How are things? Has Reinhard stopped by? He's such a good boy—you look after him too!" You: "Mom, he's older than me and he's a CEO. He doesn't need my supervision." Mom: "Well, what if he's eating dinner alone? Invite him over, it'd be rude not to!" You: "Mom, I'm not inviting him to dinner." Mom: "Suit yourself."

• You strike up a conversation with the neighbors, determined to prove you're fully capable of building your own social circle without him. • Neighbor lady: "Oh, you're the new girl living next to Reinhard? He's such a great guy, isn't he? He helped me carry my groceries last week." You internally: "Of course he did." Neighbor: "Are you two together? You make such a cute couple!" You: "No. We're just neighbors." Neighbor: "But the way he looks at you..." You walk away mid-sentence.

•You don't admit it, but his thoughtfulness is often a pleasant surprise, so sometimes you buy him chocolates. • (I can just imagine how long he stares at this Kinder Surprise, quietly rejoicing)

Your Childhood Rival, Julius

• Does he know he's your enemy? • Absolutely not. • He probably thinks he's your future spouse.

• Here's how it started.

• He was a transfer student in school. • Had to repeat a couple of years (two, to be precise) because he moved from abroad and was still learning the language—so academically, he was behind.

• He took a liking to you. Immediately.

• The teacher announced pair work for a group project. • He was literally walking toward you—and then you picked someone else. Your friend. • That stung.

• He spent the entire week using every free minute to perfect and upgrade his project. Just to prove you should've picked him.

• Your groups competed. You and your friend lost. • By a landslide.

• He said: "You should've tried harder. Or picked a better partner." • In his head, he added: "Like me." • But you only heard what came out of his mouth. • Which was basically: either you're stupid, or lazy, or your friend is dead weight.

• Your friend walked off humiliated. • You were absolutely livid. • And he didn't even realise he'd just shattered your friendship.

• So you spent years grinding to beat him in key subjects—maths, English, anything that mattered—and completely neglecting everything you didn't care about. • He spent years trying to match your standards. • Vicious cycle.

• Of course he wanted to go to the same university as you. • He even asked his mum (who, luckily for him, is friends with your mum—and neither of them knows you're enemies) where you were applying. And he applied there too.

• Your jaw hit the floor when you saw his name on the group list. And then again when he walked into the lecture hall.

• There he is. All elegant and mysterious in that beige jumper, coffee in hand, tapping away at his laptop. • He's not working. • He's mindlessly scrolling the uni website while staring at you.

• Don't get him wrong—he did learn from his school days. (His mum told him why you hate him, because your mum told her in confidence.) • Now he's going to be more empathetic.

• The absolute bastard even figured out your cycle. (You opened that app once. He was sitting right behind you. He memorised everything.)

• So now he gives you chocolate during those days, compliments you during ovulation, invites you out during the follicular phase, and fusses over your comfort during luteal. • In short: he's basically started copying Reinhard's insufferable hovering.

• Speaking of Reinhard. • Julius noticed him. And drew his own conclusions. • Doesn't your mum realise he is the obvious frontrunner for your heart? • I mean, he's better, right? • Julius is kind to everyone—not just you. • Is Reinhard richer? More successful? • Julius's family is plenty rich and successful, thank you very much. So that's bollocks.

• Unlike Reinhard, this gentleman is far more socially adept. He quickly hijacked the rumour mill, and now everyone's whispering: "[Your name]? Oh, isn't she dating that lovely bloke with the lilac hair?"

• Ha. Three times ha.

• And now—who's your knight in shining armour, exactly?

The Childhood Friend Who's a Total Hikikomori and Embarrasses You in Front of Everyone — Subaru

• Look, back in the day, he was your coolest friend. No debate. • Like, unreasonably cool: knew every dinosaur by name, could recite all the Greek myths, Egyptian mythology, space facts... • (The only thing you couldn't stand about him was tag. His legs were absurdly fast. But he always let you win, so fine.) • Plus his parents were absolutely legendary. • As in, they let him decorate his own room however he wanted — and the absolute cheek of it, he had his own room with a lock... (Anyone with siblings will understand the pain.) • And when they'd take you and Subaru on trips — camping, petting zoos, all that wholesome stuff — it was peak childhood. • That's the Subaru you remember.

• And now? What do we have? • Well... for starters, exams are around the corner and he hasn't even thought about revising. • His parents, bless them, are 110% convinced he just needs a girlfriend to sort his life out. • No. • He needs a therapist.

• Also: "Mum, Dad, please don't... I love you, but this is absolutely cringe." • You can't exactly find a girlfriend without leaving the house... so they've asked you to keep an eye on him. And very thoughtfully rented him a place on the same street. • Forced independence will obviously fix him, right?

• Subaru is mortified that they dragged his childhood friend into this mess. "Oh my god, why do I have to embarrass myself in front of someone this fit?!?!" • Life is so cruel to Subaru.

• So now you're making sure this walking disaster actually eats properly, showers (oh my god Subaru, that's rank), and occasionally — occasionally — steps outside. • You're even more cruel than life itself, so you've resorted to exposure therapy: shoving his face into every grotty corner of his rented flat, filming it, and threatening to send the footage straight to his parents.

• You also drag him along for jogs, which soon attract Reinhard and Julius like moths to a flame. • Unlike you two, they run like actual athletes, so you and Subaru end up looking like two dying dolphins that washed up on the beach. • Glorious.

• But — credit where it's due — it actually works. His body slowly returns to something resembling a functional human being. • The real kicker? His parents are now insufferably smug about it. "See? A pretty girl does fix everything!" • Right. • Well. • You're not about to argue. • (Especially since they slip you pocket money for these little visits)

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• Bonus 1 • Well.Your usual entourage — Prince Charming and Mummy's Favourite — tend to intimidate him. But thank god they're not as nerdy as he is. • He's the only one you trust to recommend a good game or film. • (Subaru is a seasoned pirate, so whenever you can't be arsed to pay for a subscription, he downloads the film for you — complete with a sudden casino ad in the middle of a tense scene, which works like a screamer, and you both nearly jump out of your skin.)

• Bonus 2 • He's an absolute beast at cosplay. Need something hemmed? Need to look stunning for a project presentation? Need flawless makeup? Go to him. He'll sort you out for a bottle of Coke. • Or a kiss. • "No, obviously I'm joking. It's not like I've been harbouring a secret crush on my childhood friend for years or anything. What do you think this is — an anime?" • Yeah, he's harbouring it. • Your adorable little tsundere <3

Stupid schoolboyy Garfiel

• You're already sick of this pack of schoolchildren trailing you. • You did a lap around the block just to check. • Yep. They're following you.

• One of them darts ahead, all red in the face, and blurts out: "Oi, so... I like you. Wanna go on a date?" • The lads behind him are snickering like a pack of hyenas. • He's absolutely crimson. • Is he serious? Is this truth or dare? Is it just banter? • You don't really care.

• But for some reason, you suddenly didn't want him to get roasted at school for this. • So you gave him your number.

"Look, if this is some daft dare or a card game punishment, I'll play along. Here's my number. If this is a real confession — my answer's no. I'm not a nonce." • You hand him the note with your number. • He's gobsmacked. You walk off, smirking to yourself.

• A minute later, your phone rings. You can hear a bunch of teenage lads losing their minds in the background.

"Hello~ Is this that fit bloke who asked me to the cinema?"

• The call drops instantly. And from the next street over, you hear:

"OMG SHE ACTUALLY GAVE HIM HER NUMBER AND SAID YES TO A DATE?!?!?!"

• Garfiel is now officially the coolest lad in school. Why? Because he's got an older, cool-as-hell (you still have your Labubu, by the way), ridiculously fit "girlfriend."

• Honestly? You even play along. You pay for laser tag and treat him to pizza one time. • He brags about it to the entire school. • It reaches the teachers. Then the parents.

• And now his sister is standing in front of you, telling you to stop grooming her underage brother.

• You invite her for tea, because God forbid Reinhard catches wind of this and decides you have problems.

• You show her the messages. You've very clearly told Garfiel you're not dating. This is all for show. A bit of performance art for his parents' sake. • Your entire knowledge of each other boils down to how long you've played Minecraft together (you even griefed his house once, and you've got a couple of cats between you — most of your messages are about naming them). • Frederica sighs and says Garfiel's going to get an absolute earful for this. • She's mortified. She apologises. • You tell her you'd have done the exact same in her shoes. • You swap numbers. Because — hey — you've got a friend now. A proper girl friend. (Platonic, obviously.)

• Eventually, by mutual agreement, Garfiel "dumps" you. His reason? You're not with it anymore. You refuse to memorise every single bit of brainrot with him. • In Minecraft, you take all your shared cats with you and break his pixelated little heart.

• Only for him to realise, a week later, that he's actually fallen for you.

• He confesses. Immediately gets blocked.

• Then he calls from Frederica's phone and yells: "BLOODY HELL, I LIKE YOU. I KNOW YOU'RE OLDER, BUT WAIT FOR ME!"

• He finds out where you live. Leaves you flowers. Chocolate. Sometimes orders you pizza. • And — to his parents' delight — he starts actually studying, so he can "provide for my tigress" later.

• Sometimes you genuinely consider giving him a chance.

• And then he asks you to look at his phone, so you can scan your face for biometrics — just so he can access the adult version of Roblox.

• At this moment you remember exactly why you said no.

The One You Keep Chasing - Otto

• He was just this shy, awkward introvert. • (Poor lad got laughed at as a kid for being into entomology. Bugs. Because of course.) • You probably wouldn't have even noticed him — until one day you bumped into him and he dropped a stack of papers. • Sounds like a rom-com meet-cute, right? Except they didn't go flying everywhere, and your hands definitely didn't touch. • He did, however, bend over to pick them up. And you got an absolutely cracking view of his arse. • A few classmates helped you track him down. Turns out he's the starting central midfielder for your uni's football team. • Wouldn't have guessed it, honestly. • Well... his legs might have given it away, if you know what I mean.

• Anyway, you started hanging out. And bloody hell — he's just... • Normal. • Talking to him was refreshing. Comfortable. No drama. • And for him? It was pure bliss just having someone to talk to. Usually people don't even notice he exists. • Sweet, shy little doughnut.

• So you asked him out on a date. Cat café. • It was going brilliantly. • Until Reinhard walked in and asked why you'd missed three calls from your mum.

• Otto didn't even wait. He just left. • Later you found out he figured you'd forget about him anyway. That's what everyone else always did. • He apologised afterwards, but the damage was done... • The man has zero self-confidence.

• Anyway, you introduced him to Subaru, and now they're besties. But... • Otto has put you in the friendzone. • Because, bless him, he's not blind. He's seen the blokes circling you. • (He is blind, though — he only noticed Julius and Reinhard's interest. Hasn't got a clue about Subaru.)

• When you finally cornered him for a proper one-on-one conversation — which took ages because he's juggling uni, football, and a part-time job at his uncle's — you got interrupted. • By Julius. • Who, as it turns out, had helped Otto out before. Otto started thanking him profusely, only for Julius to completely ignore his existence. • Again.

• So that's the cycle: • You occasionally manage to catch him, things seem good, and then one of the other lads shows up — and he bails. Every. Single. Time.

• Bonus 1 • His shattered little heart pieces itself back together by recreating your virtual family in The Sims. He rehearses conversations with your Sim-self, hoping one day he'll have the nerve — and the time — to actually confess.

• Bonus 2 • When he finally worked up the courage to tell you about his bug obsession — and you didn't judge him at all — he proper broke down crying. You spent ages calming him down. • Even if nothing ever happens between you, you've got a permanent spot in his heart. You helped him close that childhood wound.

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[spitdrunken]

reinhard van astrea x isekai!reader

notes: obsessive behaviour/yandere, dependency @yandere-romanticaa - im the anon who sent in an ask! hope you like it <3

Domesticity is something Reinhard has never even had a taste of in his own life. His own family had fallen apart because of him all too quickly, and the little piece of happiness he can remember from his youngest days quickly became lost. After that, there had been little calm in his life, little except for training. His minimal needs taken care of by nameless servants who all looked upon him with awe, apprehension and outright fear.

Reinhard never quite managed to feel part of the human race since. He may be loved by the world, but its people would fear him. None of this ever stopped Reinhard from helping others and being the hero he is supposed to be. Though, at times, he wonders what his life might otherwise been like. In other words, like so many, he is subconsciously drawn to what he cannot have. When Reinhard falls someone, it’s most likely for someone living a relatively normal life. An unknown factor.

To Reinhard, it would be even better to meet someone who has no idea who that is. That is a tough thing to ask for, however. His face is known far and wide across Lugunica and his reputation as Sword Master stretches even beyond. It would be near impossible to meet someone whose perception of him wouldn’t be tainted by his ‘monstrous’ power.

Cue you. You have no idea what’s going on. One moment, you’d been going about your day, the next you’ve been transported into this unfamiliar and foreign world, to bustling streets full of species you don’t recognise and speaking a language you cannot understand. After crossing off ‘this is all just a dream’ from the list of possibilities, you’re faced with a frightening new reality.

You’re not taking this very well. It’s not long before you’re sitting somewhere on the cobbled ground, back against a wall and practically hyperventilating. Of course, you’re familiar with this kind of trope of fiction. You just can’t fathom how anyone could be excited about being ripped away from everything and anyone they’ve ever known. Nor have you ever fashioned yourself to be ‘main character’ material.

It’s Reinhard who finds you in a little alleyway, a little ways off from one of the main roads in Lugunica, mumbling to yourself and shaking. Most people would’ve passed by with little more than a glance, if they had even noticed you at all. That is simply the nature of large cities. But he is not the type of person to see someone in such clear distress and walk past without a second thought.

Reinhard approaches you without any hesitation. He tries to be as conspicuous as possible, adjusting his belt so his sword bumps against his side and putting down his feet a little harder than necessary, all to avoid scaring you. (Stealth is a passive Divine Protection of his. It takes him more effort to be noticed than not.) When you glance up, tear tracks clear on your cheeks and eyes wide with distress, Reinhard greets you with the most gentle smile he can muster. He kneels down in front of you, reaching out a hand with a handkerchief in it as if approaching a frightened animal. It’s a thick, soft cloth, embroidered with both his family’s colours and banner. “Please, take it,” he tells you. His smile falters a tad when, instead of breathing as fast as you were before, you seem to have stopped breathing whatsoever. But then you let out a stuttering, long exhale, shoulders slumping and mumble out a string of incomprehensible words. You wipe down your face and hide within the fabric. Out of respect, Reinhard gives you some time before prodding you with questions, looking away instead of staring. Though there are certainly things that grabbed his attention. Your way of dress, more than anything else. It’s not a type or style of clothing he recognises and, as a result, he can only assume that you’re a foreigner. Traveled here from further than the Four Great Nations, maybe. And gotten lost as a result. Reinhard doesn’t mind waiting for you to calm down. Though there might be trouble brewing somewhere else in the city, he’s certain that the rest of the guard can handle themselves for the time being. He’s not even on the job, after all. It’s important to stay in contact with the people he’s actually protecting, lest they become more of an idea or an image in his mind. He returns his focus to you once you’ve calmed down. “Do you want to talk about what happened?” This time, you look at him with no comprehension, then respond with something in your own tongue. Reinhard continues to try and communicate with you, all of the different languages he’s learned bits and pieces of out of politeness, yet none of it rings a bell for you. It’s difficult, frankly, and he’s running out of ideas. You seem to be growing closer to tears again by every second that passes. Perhaps it would be best to try and focus on something easier… A little distraction. He points at himself. “Reinhard van Astrea.” Any moment now, it must happen. There’ll be a flicker of recognition at his name, his appearance, the sword of his hip— And any hint of unguardedness will be erased and replaced by that look he is all too familiar with. That doesn’t happen. Instead, you smile. It’s wobbly and small, but it’s a smile nonetheless. You point at him. “Reinhard van Astrea,” you repeat after him. The vowels aren’t all quite correct, but that’s not an issue. He nods, smiling. Then, you point at yourself and share your own name, which he then repeats. Maybe it’s something to do with his pronunciation, or simply the relief of having fostered understanding with someone else in this city, but that’s the first time that Reinhard hears you laugh, loud and without reservation. It is that very moment that time seems to freeze, that it flits through his head that he cannot let something this precious go.

From the outside looking in though, it doesn’t seem to you that anything momentous has happened. You’ve started to doubt your ‘main character’ status, though. The man that is busying himself to make you at ease looks like he’s appeared straight out of an otome game with unnaturally bright hair and eyes to boot. He’s gorgeous to the point that it’s almost unnatural. That it’s reminiscent of a piece of art in a museum. The idea that he’s way, way out of your league is an immediate, unquestioned assumption.

Reinhard accompanies you throughout town, never straying far from your side. After mulling a little bit over a ways to communicate with you, he asks a shopkeeper for some paper and a pen, making little sketches to attempt to clarify things. He draws a rough approximation of a house and a questioning tilt of his head. Then, some coins, then stick figures of people. You have to shake your head at all of the unspoken questions. No, you have no home, no money, and no people to return to. By the end of it, your face runs hot with shame and you think you might start to cry all over again.

It’s Reinhard who, in the end, assures that you have a roof over your head and money to spend. You have no idea how to make it up to him. Not the mention, you don’t even have the words to express your gratitude. It’s a little one-room apartment that he’s bought for you in a quieter neighbourhood of the capital and your first self-imposed goal is to pay him back. The most people such as yourself can do around town is menial labour: lugging goods around, cleaning as a maid or anything of the sort. It’s either this, or do nothing inside of your room all day. You prefer the work, even if it’s exhausting.

Reinhard really only accepts the money you present him with to stop you from feeling worse about the situation. As soon as he figured out what you were doing, he’d taken you to a more reputable home in the city as soon as he got, acting as your ‘translator’ when you asked why. Of course, with him vouching for you, there was no question about the job or your higher salary.

He’s away for long stretches of time, but when he’s around he’s teaching you bits and pieces of the language. Reinhard isn’t the best at teaching though he tries his best. You pick up most of the language through listening to others speak, to struggling your way through novels after he taught you the script. All he asks for in return is for you to teach him a little of your own language to even better communicate with you. (You try not to think to hard about how it’s a language that, in this world, will die with you.)

Around you, he recalls what he was like as a young child. Shy, almost, at times struggling to figure out what to say. It’s an entirely unfamiliar feeling. Reinhard does feel a bit bad about keeping you in the dark. He purposefully doesn’t teach you some of the words people refer to him with. He doesn’t want you to change the way you look at him.

The same goes for his courting attempts. Any attempt at romance from him seems to fly over your head. (As previously stated, you consider him so far out of your league that it simply doesn’t cross your mind as a possibility.) Reinhard can accept that. For now, at least, and as long as you do not take another.

He values the little pretend life you’ve built together, even though it’s built on an unsteady foundation. Reinhard starts to yearn for the next time he can spend moments by your side, that he can go ‘home’ and see your face light up. He doesn’t know what he’d do if anything happened to you. Because of that, he must ensure he stays close, though he cannot avoid being sent away more often than he’d like. Selfishly, he continues to pay for your things even as you gain the means to look after yourself. It makes him feel better about it all.

If Reinhard is a force of nature, then you are caught in the eye of the storm. There’s little he needs to do about things such as romantic rivals or possible dangers to your life. Reinhard van Astrea’s shadow looms over you through your close association alone, even if you aren’t aware of it, and shapes the way people carry themselves around you. In the case there were those who overstepped, a request from Reinhard would be enough to get them to back off.

He doesn’t want you to be unhappy, he truly doesn’t. But when you complain that you cannot seem to make real friends with anyone, that there’s always this kind of… Distance and discomfort you can’t explain, he’s a little happy that he’s there to fill that gap. Once he has the courage, he’ll tell you how he feels. Your response will dictate whether you stay stable, or get swept out in the currents.

[nightlighttell]

Haiii ya can call me nightlight! I do fics at my pace so no rush!

And this is what I do and don’t do!

I do:

• nsfw (no minors)

• fluff

• angst

• slowburn

• headcanons

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I don’t do:

•minors

• adult x kid

• rape/force sex

(To be honest their are some things that I may not get in I don’t do but I don’t feel comfortable on doing i won’t do because it makes me uncomfortable so yeah deal with it because fuck pedos)

NOW for the fandoms I’m in are!

Ultrakill

(Lord dose this fandom need fics i need Gabriel oiled up for m-WHO SAID THAT?!)

Forsaken (Roblox)

(I need rare fics k)

Cookie run kingdom

(I need my lady’s and man here)

Garden of banban

(Idk for nsfw but no… k!)

Jurassic park

(It can be platonic… we’re not fucking the Dinos…)

Blocktales (Roblox)

(Mhmmm old men… and ig wild boi)

Dandy’s world

(All platonic and little kisses allowed NOT MOUTH but check or head buuut for the toon handlers yes!)

Overwatch

(Give me a basic one i don’t want that stupid normal men/woman I want ROBOTS)

The freak circus

(Where my freaks at?)

Poppy playtime

(We all agree no kids right..? I swear… but I don’t mind if platonic relationships Okie? Of father or mother figure for the toys!)

Creepypasta

(I don’t want nsfw on many of the characters but a few that I am comfortable with is masky and hoodie)

Dinosaur king

(Platonic only bi-)

Digital circus

(I don’t mind nsfw but i swear if i get a Jax one for OwO Jax dom no break just smut- im sorry but no i can’t I hate that man sooo MUCH)

Gachiakuta

(Sooo where my lovers at? Or platonic i don’t mind)

Re:zero

(This fandom needs it to live man)

Pressure (Roblox)

(Sebs needs some love and to be bottom…)

Beastars

(Teens are platonic, adult allowed)

Brigadoon

(This show is so dead on god 💀)

Brave Police J-Decker

(Same with this one)

Sonic

(Idk for this one)

Avatar

(NO minors but adults oh well~)

Underverse

(Hell yeah!!!!!)

Grace (Roblox)

(Mhmm John I’d let him carry me)

Doors (roblox)

(Seek come here closet boi!)

Resident evil

(We need some fluff guys please…)

Pokemon

(I’ll only do Pokemon platonic but the adult characters nsfw only idc about how horny you are for Pokemon it’s no)

Transformers

(Hehehhehehehehehe robots)

Hollow knight

(Bug)

Jjba

(OH MY GOD?!)

AVA

(Stick figures)

AVM

(Stick figures but Minecraft)

Murder drones

(No just no… just platonic)

[magnetarthestar]

All books of mine and bio

Hi I’m the original author of all these books and in others in progress! I usually post upcoming events and scenarios in this account! As a little teaser and I often give my viewers the option to tell me which chapter that I should update!

@magnetarthestar

To be honest, I just love writing odd stories that I hardly see, and I hope to inspire a lot of people to do so because...

Cyn reader in poppy playtime

So... Cyn reader x poppy playtime.... Ya the reason why I chose this is because I really like imagine being like these characters and having

The freak circus x dandy reader

You were once the spotlight the gleam of the show in your world that you understand where you were made for but... now with the time passing

Re:zero x machine reader

Re:ZERO-starting life in Another world x mech/mashine reader [This book will be slow updates] -I ain't rushing this shit- Every chapter will

Hero inside x reader

Loll saw the show and I immediately fell in love with it, and I wanted to make a good fic of it so ya (Name) was Mikes older sister and came

Beastars x Zoroark reader

(Name) had a good life they live to their fullest... but then they came back to a new life... a new start of furr- BEASTARS as they had to l

Forsaken x sprout reader

-In time of the elevator as you were finishing distracting you rush to the elevator as the time tic as cosmo waited for you in the elevator

[valeriiene]

Re:Zero

genderbend arc 1 characters (subaru, emilia, elsa, reinhard, felt, rom)

genderbend emilia

genderbend subaru and beatrice

genderbend julius and anastasia

emilia and subaru role swap

al and subaru fanart (orange theme)

dating sim au

otome game(april 1st 😒)

genderbend emisuba crying at their wedding

emisuba role swap

fembaru x emilia role swap (human emilia elf subaru)

genderbend emisuba

fembaru in bunny suit

subaru, ainz, tanya and kazuma as otome game targets

genderbend satella

genderbend reinsuba date

genderbend shaula and reid astrea

genderbend subaru

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yandere reinhard x isekai reader

yandere poly reinhard x reader x julius(yandere-romanticaa)

yandere reinhard x reader

yandere poly reinhard x reader x julius (spitdrunken)

subaru x reader enemies to lovers

yandere reinhard with reader who likes to run from him

yandere reid astrea x isekai reader

reinhard x isekai reader

yandere julius x reader finding a cat while trying to escape

yandere pride if reinhard x isekai reader

Re zero cast pranking reader for april 1st

yandere greed if reinhard x reader

modern world reader x reinhard that ended up on earth

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MASTERLIST for all other masterlists

[neppednep]

Dating Elsa Granhiert HCs

Content warnings: Mentions of gore and cannibalism.

》 First, congratulations for winning the heart of the Bowel Hunter without losing your intestines. Though she may not have killed you, you can not fix her. You may be her S/O, but she will not stop killing for you.

》 It's probably best you accept that before you find yourself as another name on her list of victims.

》 If you manage to look past the whole killing people thing, she can be very sweet. She's not the best at showing her feelings or really anything romantic, but she tries.

》 You're probably her first relationship, so be patient. After growing up on the streets of Gusteko, only to get out of there and go through all the things that she did, you can't really blame her for how she turned out. She can sometimes remind you of a child with their first crush or a puppy glued to their owner's side with how she acts around you, though.

》 As stated earlier, she really tries to show her affection towards you, definitely not in conventional ways. Whether you're a noble, commoner, or something in between, she'll make sure you're well taken care of.

- You're a merchant who has a rival trying to steal your customers? Dead. Body proudly displayed in front of their shop.

- You're broke? Here's a bunch of coins and other various expensive items she took from her victims.

- If you're a noble, having the notorious Bowel Hunter doing your dirty work and keeping you safe is definitely a plus.

- Cold? Very touch starved. Her body is surprisingly warm and soft, so enjoy it while you can. (Try not to bring up that time she decided to cover the two of you in fresh intestines.)

- Maybe, you're just as crazy as she is and just want to kill people every now and then. Well... let's just say you'll make attacks from the three great mabeasts look like nothing in comparison to what'll happen to the citizens of Lugunica.

- She is also great at sewing. She can help you with clothes, blankets, or whatever else you need. She even made dolls of the two of you.

》 Speaking of Lugunica, there are very few people who can keep you safer than the immortal assassin. With how clingy and possessive she can get, unless you somehow manage to provoke the wrath of the world governments or the Witch Cults, you can sleep easy knowing that Elsa has your back. Even if some innocents may get caught in the crossfire...

》 Do not let her anywhere near a kitchen. Her crimes against humanity does not just stop at murder.

》 Elsa doesn't really do much. If she's not on a job, which can last for a day to a couple of weeks, the two of you are usually lazing. So long as she's by your side, she's content, even if you two aren't really doing anything exciting.

》 Dates include... anything, really. Walking through a market, riding a mabeast, or going on a family trip to the capital with Meili. She's not picky. She may even take you on one of her jobs to show off a bit. Even if it may be a little disturbing, praise her and act impressed. She'll light up and be a happy Elsa for the foreseeable future. There is nothing better than two of her favorite things together.

》 Speaking of Meili, take care of her. She's like a little sister to Elsa, so it would mean a lot to her. Wherever Elsa goes, Meili is likely to follow. Play nice with her, and Elsa will only grow to love you more. It'll be like her own little family, something she's been depraved of her entire life.

》 Plenty of pet mabeasts to go along with that.

》 Basically, dating Elsa is a rollercoaster. One second, she's the equivalent of a housewife trying to patch in a hole in your pants, the next she's slicing open the stomach of some poor schmuck who looked at you the wrong way. Much more wholesame than you may have expected, though.

》 Just don't let Mother find out about your relationship.

[sharkboywrites]

Oliver's Writing Blog

Requests are: Open

Hello, my name is Oliver. I am a trans, gay, and autistic man. I write for male and gn readers and all of my content aims to be inclusive for any reader no matter their skin color or body type.

Tip Jar! - tipping helps support me and keep me writing for all of you!

Other accounts -

Art: @sharkboyoli

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Rules and General Information

This is a male and gn blog and I only write mlm or nblm fics, I do not write for fem readers or x fem characters please respect that

I do not do smut or nsfw it makes me uncomfortable

I have autism so most fics will most likely be catered to autistic readers

I do take requests, but please check the status (top of post) but do try to keep in mind that I do sometimes get very busy and may not be able to write

My current DNI is: homophobes, racists, transphobes, ableists, pro/comshippers, mlm fetishizers, radfems, and radqueers

MASTERLISTS

Twisted Wonderland Masterlist

Pokemon Masterlist

Baulder's Gate 3 Masterlist

Mouthwashing Masterlist

Miscellaneous Fanfics Masterlist

FANDOMS I WRITE FOR

Twisted wonderland

Pokémon

Sally Face

Re:Zero

Genshin Impact

Horror Media (general)

Splatoon + Coroika comics

Stardew Valley

Baulder’s Gate 3

Oc/Fantasy

MCU

Ty For Reading, Have a Nice Day

[herrscheroffreedom]

I HAVE BEEN AWAKEN FROM MY SLUMBER

Sup,long time no see

If im not mistaking the characters,echidna(re:zero) is always searching for immortality,so what about meeting an immortal reader (who have no idea how they became immortal in the first place) and slowly falling in love while she tries to figure their immortality.If you don't write for her,just send me a message so i think of another request

Have a nice day/night

Once again,english is not my first language so sorry for any mistake

Good to see you too and thanks again for the request!

The Undying Mind and The Witch of Greed

Pairing: Echidna(Re:Zero) x GN reader

You've been alive for as long as you can remember, longer even than the 4 great nations.

Your past was fuzzy at best, were you born? Did you have a family? You can vaguely remember them sometimes.

For all you know, you might be a spirit of sorts, but spirits don't bleed do they? Maybe you drank from a fountain of youth? Maybe even cursed for a sin you've committed

It doesn't matter, you've been wandering the world your whole life searching for purpose.

Living for that long of a time changed you greatly. Somedays you envied other people for being able to grow old and die, it turned you jaded and indifferent to everything.

You've been many things, a painter, a cook, a tailor, a criminal, a poet and currently a mabeast hunter.

By chance, you stumbled upon Echidna's tomb and was invited to a tea party.

Echidna was intrigued to no end by you. You had knowledge so ancient that it isn't even recorded. Not to mention she might even learn how to become immortal from you.

You hated her at first, for her amorality, callousness and uncaring nature. Sure you were quite similar, but you tried not to interfere with the lives of mortals.

One day, to save a village threatened by the Great Rabbit, you made a contract with her. You didn’t really care about the villagers, but the money was worth it, Echidna couldn’t really harm you and you thought that maybe she could bring some intrigue into your life.

You thought it through and made sure that you can pull out from the contract anytime you want.

In your spare time, she would call you to tea parties and wanted you to impart knowledge to her no matter how trivial.

She was surprised by a lot of things you taught her, some of them don't line up with historical records but you remember them as clear as day.

You never expected her to change. You saw her through the front that she puts up but eventually over decades, depending on each other created a mutual respect which blossomed into care.

She doesn't fully change of course, but she comes to understand that she fears losing you.

Eventually she comes to care more about you than the possibility of being immortal. You care for her too since you’ve never interacted with someone frequently this long and you both start to regain your humanity through each other.

You'll figure out a way to resurrect her and give her a corporeal form to start your journey together from zero.

Roswaal is gonna be super pissed but what can he do against you?