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While on a patrol with Jessica (green lantern), Diana (wonder woman) and Karen Starr (power girl), Jaune is asked by Diana what FMK (or SMB) means
Jaune: MFK VII
Whilst on patrol about the city of Vale, a quartet of Hunters are really, really bored. So in the hope to alleviate their collective boredom one among them decides to ask a rather leading question.
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Diana: Bored…
Jaune: So bored…
Kara: He board, she board, they all board.
Jessica: All aboard…
Jaune: I was gonna say that!
DJK: Hehehe!
Kara: But, seriously this is so boring!
Diana: I know! I kinda want to have a Grimm attack me just to elevate this boredom…
Jessica: I haven’t seen a single, Grimm all day.
Jaune: Consider that a good thing, means there’s no Grimm around, and people are less likely going to be attacked by them.
Kara: But, it’s so boring!
Diana: The best battle there is, is the battle you do not need to fight.
Jaune: Agreed. People will be at ease if we told them there are no Grimm around, then that there are Grimm about.
Jessica: Well can we at least find something to do! We’ve been walking around this forest for hours! I’m sooo bored!
Jaune: Well, maybe one of you can think of something to do then.
Kara: Okay… Oh, here’s an idea! Hey, Jaune~?
Jaune: I just felt a chill…
Kara: Oh don’t be so paranoid Jaune. I just want to know something.
Jaune: That being?
Kara: Between the three of us; Me, Jessica, and Diana, who would you, FMK?
Jaune: What?! I’m not answering that!
Kara: Oh yes you are~!
Jaune: No I’m not! W-Why do you want me to answer that?
Kara: I’m curious; I mean you’re quite a handsome guy…
Jaune: You think I’m handsome?
Kara: And, we’re a duo of smoking hot babes, and one absolutely adorable little girl…
Jessica: Hey!
Kara: One can’t help, but wonder if you could, FMK one of us, who would be what, and why?
Jaune: Do you guys seriously want to know that?
Diana: I have to admit, I’ve always been a little curious on who you would date among the three of us.
Jaune: Seriously?
Diana: Seriously. I’ve heard plenty of couples have been made between team members. So that being said, who would you like to date among the three of us?
Jaune: What? That’s … I…?! Jessica! Please tell me you’re not thinking the same thing as well.
Jessica: W-Well… I-I’m a little curious myself really…
Jaune: Oh… Well, I’m not going to tell you anything!
Diana: Oh really~?
Diana pulls out her golden lasso, The Lasso of Truth before snapping it between her hands as she smiles smugly at Jaune.
Jaune: …
Jaune: You have serious trust issues Diana. You know that right?
Diana: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Jaune: She’s used that lasso on some cheating ex hasn’t she?
Kara: I’ve seen her do it. Man that was something… That lady was…
Jaune: Crazy?
Kara: I would say, psychotic. But, crazy will suffice.
Jaune: Yeash… Okay fine I’ll do it… But, I’m afraid I’ll have to kill you, Kara.
Kara: What?! Why are you going to kill me, a smoking hot blonde babe?!
Jessica: You said that with such ease. Do you hate Kara, or something?
Diana: Are you gonna tell us why, or do I have to hogtie you?
Jaune: Don’t even think about it, Princess! Here, take a look at this.
Jaune pulled out his scroll before handing it over to Kara whose eyes shot out wide in shock, before showing the others.
Jessica: Is this your family?
Jaune: Yep.
Diana: You have seven sisters?
Jaune: Technically eight, one of them is married so, eight sisters.
Kara: And, I look like all seven of them?
Jaune: Yeah, pretty much.
Kara: Yeah, I can see why you would, ‘kill’ me. But Jaune, think of all the fun we could have if you didn’t~!
Jaune: If I had a bucket of ice water I’d dump you in it.
Kara: Spoil sport.
Jaune: Okay, I would then fuck you, Diana.
Diana: Oh really?
Jaune: The growing sexual tension between us is eventually going to boil over, and we’re just gonna go at it one day.
Diana: Bet it will be fun if it does~!
Kara: Sexual tension; What sexual tension?
Jaune: Oh we’ve been butting heads ever since we were partnered together, it’s only gotten worse since I was made team leader, and she wasn’t. Because she’s always trying to be the leader, when she isn’t. And, she wouldn’t do a good job at that.
Diana: Like you are a good leader; You can barely stand in a fight against me, how do you think you do against an actual Grimm?
Jaune: Okay, you’re a superhuman, with super strength, invulnerability, and you can fly, these are things that Kara also has. And, Jessica also has her magical green ring thingy that makes it so she can also fly, and make whatever she wants. And, I’m just a guy with a sword, and shield. And, I’m the leader of this band of misfits, which says a lot about why I was made team leader.
Diana: Such as?
Jaune: That they wanted a brain not brawn to lead the team, you muscle brain!
Diana: Another word out of you, and I’ll put you in your place…!
Kara: Ya, on top of, Diana!
JDJ: WHAT?!
Diana: Are you saying I’m a bottom?!
KJ: Yes.
Diana: That’s bullshit! I am totally a bottom!
JKJ: …
Diana: D-Did I say, ‘bottom?’
Jessica: Yes…
Diana: Well that’s not true, what I meant to say is that I would totally bottom for, Jaune!
Diana: …
Diana: I did not mean to say that! I’d meant to say, I’d bottom for Jaune! Zeus ass?! Why did I keep saying that?!
Jessica: Uhh… Diana… y-you’re holding the lasso in your hand.
Diana looked down, and saw the glowing golden light of the ‘Lasso of Truth’ indicating that she was indeed, telling the truth.
Diana: …
Diana: Oh… Hera give me strength…
Kara: Does this happen often?
Diana: It happens…
Jaune: So… are we going to talk about this, or…?
Diana: No, no we will not.
Jaune: Okay then. So, after a great deal of deliberation, I shall marry Jessica.
Jessica: YES!
Jaune: Uhh... Yes, what?
Jessica: Yes, I will marry you!
Kara: Uhh… Jessy… You’re not actually getting married, you know that right?
Jessica: W-We’re not…?
Kara: No, no you’re not.
Jessica: Nawww man… But, I wanna marry the sexy blonde Adonis…
Jaune: …
Jaune: Okay, this has been a fascinating endeavour that I shall immediately start mentally repressing, let’s move on!
Diana: Yes, let’s move on!
Jessica: Yes, let's!
Kara: But, Jaune, if I didn’t remind you of your sisters, would you do me!
Jaune: Oh, I’d totally bang you against a tree right now if they weren’t here.
Jessica: WHAT?!
Kara: Oh, really~?
Jaune: …
Jaune: Diana…
Diana: Yes~?
Jaune: If you ever wrap your lasso around me again without my knowledge, or permission, I’ll show you what I learned in the boy scouts. Okay?
Diana: Noted.
Jaune: Okay, let's go. There's Grimm to kill, and if I can’t find one, I’ll kill Kara first.
Kara: Excuse me, what?!