#rwby phoenix

[razorblade180]

Tai:*reading*

Raven walks in wearing a black cocktail dress with red speckles across the waist and torso.

Tai:..

Raven:I would like to take you out to dinner.

Tai:A-Normally someone would ask before getting dressed.

Raven:This increases my odds of success.

Tai:I’d still say yes even if you were in sweats.

Raven:*red*…..

Raven:If I’m ever in sweats, just put me down like a horse

Tai:There’s something very special about the way something is wrong with you.

[novacladd]

i am the fucking evil rwby multishipper, look upon my gajillion tags in horror

[ryuto12]

I love throuple STR cause it always just gives me the vibes of

Summer, walking into the kitchen with only Raven’s shirt and Tai’s shorts: hey Qrow when did you wake up

Qrow, sipping coffee: last night. Weird noises in this house, I’m telling you. Ghosts, or something

Summer: thought you didn’t believe in ghosts?

Qrow: I don’t. Lot of screaming, though

Summer:

Summer: oh.

Tai, in only his boxers: what’re we talkin’ about?

Summer, lunging to cover Qrow’s mouth: ghosts!

Tai: ok. You sleep good last night?

Qrow: no.

Tai: damn, nightmares again? You okay man?

Qrow, deciding here and now to start drinking: no. Just, uh, neighbors.

Tai: we live on like a few acres? All to ourselves?

Raven, emerging in only Tai’s shirt and her underwear: would never want to live in the city again, that’s for sure

Qrow, about to flip the dining table: for sure

Raven: fucks wrong with you? Have you had your coffee?

Qrow, slamming his mug on the counter: I’m moving out.

Yang was born nine months later. Raven moved out before Qrow got the chance.

[notmaplemable]

In Spite Of Ourselves

Taiyang: She don't like her eggs all runny. She thinks crossing her legs is funny.

Taiyang: She looks down her nose at money. She gets it on like the Easter Bunny.

Raven: *Rolls her eyes*

Taiyang: *Snickers* She's my baby, and I'm her honey. Never gonna let her go.

Raven: Charming.

Taiyang: Just being honest.

Raven: You want honest?

Raven: He aint got laid in a month of Sundays. I caught him once and he was sniffing my undies.

Taiyang: Desperate times.

Raven: He aint too sharp, but he get's things done. He drinks beer like it's oxygen.

Raven: He's my baby, and I'm his honey. Never gonna let him go.

Taiyang: You always had such a way with words.

Raven: This is what I get for letting you pick the song.

Tai and Raven: In spite of ourselves, we'll end up sitting on a rainbow.

TR: Against all odds, honey we're the big door prize. We're gonna spite our noses right off of our faces.

TR: There won't be nothing but big ol' hearts dancing in our eyes.

Raven: Please tell me it's over.

Taiyang: Nope~.

Summer: Oh please no.

Qrow: She thinks all my jokes are corny. Kung Fu movies make her horny.

Summer: *Groan*

Qrow: She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs. Curses like a sailor when she shaves her legs.

Qrow: She takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin' I'm never gonna let her go.

Summer: Is that how it's going to be?

Qrow: Tell me what part was wrong?

Summer: ...I'm just going to sing my part now.

Summer: He's got more balls than a big brass monkey. He's a wacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie.

Summer: Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon. Payday comes and he's a howlin' at the moon.

Qrow: *Shrugs*

Summer: He's my baby, and I don't mean maybe, I'm never gonna let him go.

Qrow: And you married this mess.

Summer: You're a fun mess to clean.

Summer and Qrow: In spite of ourselves, we'll end up sitting on a rainbow.

SQ: Against all odds, honey we're the big door prize. We're gonna spite our noses right off of our faces.

SQ: There won't be nothing but big ol' hearts dancing in our eyes.

STRQ: There won't be nothing but big ol' hearts dancing in our eyes.

Qrow: In spite of ourselves.

Summer: Why did we do this again?

Taiyang: To embarrass Ruby and Yang.

Raven: Hmm.

Qrow: Worth it.

[brokentrafficknight]

This one is super old, maybe a year by now, and uses a format I'm not satisfied using anymore. No bulli

I also figured that since Ruby and Raven have no beef they'd have a surprisingly wholesome step-mom/daughter relationship.

[aereox206]

Happy Valentines Day!! 💖💕💘💓💝💗

[l0vely-m0th]

themb

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Beat-Cute

Tai: Raven Branwen! Will you go on a Date with me!

Raven: ... If you best me in a duel, then yes. If I best you, you will not speak for our continued time in beacon.

Tai: Sounds good to me!

~After the Duel~

Tai: So does sushi or barbecue sound better?

Raven: *Holding an Ice pack to her bruised face* Berbacoo.

Tai: Great! Barbeque it is!

~The Present~

Tai: And that's how your mom and I got together.

Yang: ... Will I have to get a girlfriend like that?

Tai: I dunno! Maybe!