I would like to put out a little public announcement as a reminder that endgame is over 3 hours long and if somehow we end up going to see it together, I ain’t fucking around there will be no talking, cheering and crying is acceptable within reasons, aka whenever tony stark is on screen. There will be no toilet breaks I don’t want no doors opening and closing bitches, bring a pee bottle if you have to, I don’t care about if your hungry or thirsty, if I hear a slurp or a crunch, Imma punch. No asking for a second lot of food or drinks bring an esky if you have to, and if you have kids please make sure there not going to talk and cry and do kid stuff during the movie. And this is a marvel movies, come on we’ve been doing this for 11 years, there are scenes after the credits if you get up people will judge you and they will judge you hard.
I like so many others been waiting 11 years, 23 movies and 1037472037482927 mental breakdowns for this movie to come out, some people have grown up with these characters and are extremely emotionally and spiritually attached to these characters, they were our best friends when we needed someone to talk to in our dreams and the things that made us happy when we were sad, if someone’s favourite character dies(which I hope no one but Thanos, the ugly purple but sack,dies) don’t rub it in their face, give them a hug and remind them of all the greatest moments of their character, like when tony made a new element, when Steve jumped on the grenade, when Tasha beat up like 40 people in under 5 minutes, when Thor couldn’t lift mjolnir, when Hawkeye didn’t miss, when Bruce turns green or even when the OG 6 when and are shwarma after defeating aliens for this first time.
Talk about the times when they became the people we loved, the people we looked up to and the people we wanted to be just like.
This is the event of the lifetime for so many people. Years of work and planning went into this moment, and this moment means so much to so many people, so please, please don’t wreck it for others.
Don’t spoil it if you see it straight away
