*drinking in Mexico*
Tony Stark: *hiccups* “Pepper though. Pepper thinks I’m going to leave her-.”
Bruce Banner: *drunk rambling* “See, for you that makes sense. Natasha used to say that all the time, to ME,” *in a higher pitch* “You’re gonna leave me because I’m not good enough…WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! I am built like a twig. I look like every basic white boy with dark hair. I’m hideous-.”
Tony Stark: “…Uhhh.”
Bruce Banner: “I appreciate her having enough confidence in me to believe I could pull another girl like that but I really can’t. I don’t even know how she put up with me half the time. I’m lucky she even looked in my direction…leave her- where was I about to go, Walmart?!”













