Leave the cringe allegations at the door we love lolfoundation in this household
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I would like a word with whoever decided anomalies should be allowed to post here, because now all my assignments are using it like whatsapp
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Another rat
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Today’s wordle
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@identifying096inposts is this legit?
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6 days until the Yule man comes, don’t forget to leave out your milk and cookies
#christmas
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I’m so glad I’m not assigned to any humanoid SCPs. “It’s harder to communicate with them” yeah at least my coworkers can’t play smash or pass with the pile of concrete and the flesh puddle I have to babysit.
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hey
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No.
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If I take someone’s body do I get their tumblr too
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God no.
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Yes
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If you possess someone do you get their account
yes
no
Voting ended onDec 18, 2025
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The whole Foundation is barely staying afloat because the legal team has to personally re-file for every anomaly that lost its containment funding due to having DEI keywords in the article but sure lets keep paying the cell phone bill on the device one of the anomalies stole from my dead coworker so it can pester me twenty four god damn hours a day.
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Never doubt me ever again.
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As the year comes to a close and the time to submit new testing suggestions for the upcoming year arrives, this is your reminder that “SCP vs SCP” submissions are not tests and are not allowed. You must have an evidenced hypothesis for all suggested interactions between one or more SCPs, and “SCP-X will kill SCP-Y” does not count. If you have a contestation, please take it up with site management or other relevant staff.
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Next person to send me a submission asking to “test” a staff member they don’t like against SCP-682 is being demoted to D-Class
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Council makes a dollar I make a dime thats why I jerk it on company time
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THREE YEARS IN THE TIME LOOP?????
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Friendly reminder that “anomalies DNI” encompasses both malicious and/or dangerous anomalies as well as benign and helpful ones, in addition to personnel with anomalous traits.
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I don’t get disintegrated into atoms and beat black and blue three times a week to have an SCP tell me how I can and can’t use my website
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I’m not even in the system????
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How long do you think you can evade containment for exactly?
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Also not escaped
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Just because someone isn’t anomalous doesn’t mean they can’t speak on anomalous topics btw
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This is also not the case???? I am anomalous.
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Guys his power is cold
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It’s an anomalous condition and it’s hypothermic-retention. Cold is not a power.
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Did you just enlist yesterday? Everyone knows his power is cold. How do you think the foundation affords to cool this whole place in the summer?
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Wait I’m sorry it was a joke come back
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Were you all born before or after Santa was killed and replaced by the Yule man?
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There’s nothing wrong with taking Benadryl and drinking before your underwater mission it says so in the bible
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Where the fuck am i
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I hate being a junior member this website because I’ll vent about my whole squadron melting into flesh monoliths and my replies will be like “wait until your first 001” “juniors don’t know how good they have it” “me that time the sun blew up” like just say you hate me
Mc chilling. The scp foundation getting suspicious that Mc have not drop anything yet. Dr. Clef walk in talk to Dr. Bright about the weirdest scp. Mc look up. The other doctor sigh and pull out paper and pencil, voice record and just wait.
You know- ( fill in the rest because I have no idea)
"No, no. You've got it all wrong. There's far weirder than that. Ever heard of the one called the Vorehole? Or 1369, maybe? 297? 835? No? Sit down, let me tell you a story-"
I think that was the worst part. We spent at least a day like that, locked in our suits. Couldn't move our arms and legs. No sound but the thing's gurgling and your own breathing and the sound of your rebreather. The puke on the kid's faceplate started to dry up and flake off about an hour or so in so I could see his face. He looked tired and scared.
I imagine that scp 835 is some form of strange splinter-Sarkic relic or creature, seeing as it is composed of mostly flesh, with various flesh-warping abilities. At least that’s my take.
(Neither the content nor images of this list belong to me. They belong to their respective authors at the SCP Foundation, and are organized for entertainment only. This list is not in any particular order, either, the entries aren't ranked)
I've been a fan of the SCP Foundation for about 2 years, and I won't pretend like I'm an expert on the entire site. But out of all of the ones I've read, the ten on today's list made me truly upset the first time I read them. That isn't to say they're the best, but they really freaked me out the first time I ever laid eyes on them. So, I guess the theme for this section of the list would be "OH GOD NO!!!"
No. 21- SCP-231: "Special Personnel Requirements"
Do the right thing...
The only SCP on the site that disturbed me to the point of fury is the stomach twistingly tragic yet mesmerizing SCP-231, referred to as ‘Special Personnel Requirements.’ Seven young girls, varying in age, who were rescued from a satanic cult known as The Children of The Scarlet King. Each of the girls was impregnated with…something, something extremely dangerous that is never elaborated on, but is malevolent and dangerous enough to end countless lives at birth. Six of these girls have unfortunately passed since rescue, and their ‘children’ have wreaked havoc as a result. Only one girl remains, dubbed 231-7, and her spawn, which appears to be the deadliest of the seven, theorized to be able to bring about the end of time itself, has been successfully contained in her womb through daily application of a process known only as Procedure 110-Montauk. What is Procedure 110-Montauk? No details are given, all we know is that it’s violent, highly traumatic, and can only be performed by D-Class with a history of pedophilia… no, it isn’t rape, apparently it’s even worse. Feel sick yet? The most upsetting part about this article is that The Foundation is doing the right thing. One slip up in this daily atrocity, and it could spell the end of all humanity. The physical and psychological torment of an innocent girl is nauseating enough, but it’s made even worse by the fact that it’s justified. If it were up to me, I’d just let the poor kid be rid of the thing inside her. If something out there wants humanity to suffer so much, why confine it to one unlucky person? No one deserves that, and if a being that powerful wants us dead, maybe Earth is entitled to a do-over. Then again, I’m no moral genius, and maybe one of these days they’ll find a way to save her. Until then, I’ll simply revel in the fact that this story is fiction, and come up with my own ending where it all turns out okay and everyone goes to get ice cream. Or just jam my fingers in my ears and go “LALALALALALALA!”
No. 22- SCP-835: "Expunged Data Released"
We need Proactiv, STAT!
Collaborations between artists can end in the creation of a masterpiece or a complete train-wreck. It’s the way of the world, either the combination works, or it doesn’t. Now, take this potent combination; Dr. Gears, the author of SCP-682, the extremely popular Hard-to-Destroy Reptile, and Dr. Clef the author of SCP-231, as discussed previously. Well, the two teamed up to create the crowning achievement in visceral, gut wrenching disgust, which now sits proudly on the site as SCP-835. Known only as ‘Expunged Data Released,’ the subject in question is something out of the fever dreams of David Cronenberg; a gigantic, ever growing mass of coral-like polyps and tumors. Feeding on any flesh it can reach, it grabs at potential meals with tentacles emerging from its polyps, stuffing it into its ‘mouth’ and digesting it, before spraying it out in a revolting combination of chyme, bodily waste, and semen. This foul liquid is also infectious, capable of turning other people into lumps of sores just like SCP-835. But the most genius thing the article does is that it has a censored version, but the reader is welcome to read the uncensored version, a very rare occurrence on the site. But believe me, the article is censored for a reason; a report of what happened to two agents unfortunate enough to be swallowed by the abomination leaves NOTHING up to the imagination when it’s uncensored, and believe me, most of our imaginations couldn’t come up with anything more revolting then what they experienced. Read at the risk of losing your lunch, dinner, and breakfast.
No. 23- SCP-2317: "A Door To Another World"
When the chain breaks, our planet will fall.
Remember when I mentioned that part of what made SCP-835 so effective was how its article was set up? Well, the same author who helped write 835, Dr. Clef, the man also responsible for the extremely upsetting SCP-231, has another great set-up for SCP-2317, “A Door To Another World.” The article is broken up into six different iterations, each one intended for a different security level. At the lowest level, we are told that 2317 is an old fashioned basement door that leads to another reality, and no further details are given. As the documents get more classified, we learn of what this alternate reality is. The door leads to a large salt pan with a circle of seven pillars with elaborate engravings all over them. We learn that a ritual must be performed at noon each day, an old-fashioned process involving holy water, elaborate incantations, and the sacrifice of a live chicken. The reasons for doing so are classified except towards the second highest ranking personnel; as it turns out, the pillars extend a little over sixty miles underground into an enormous chamber. In this chamber, a titanic creature resides. It’s over a hundred miles tall, resembling an obese human with scales, horns, and no lower jaw. There are seven giant hooks stuck into its back, keeping it suspended in the air, and six of these chains have broken. The ritual is carried out to make sure this final chain doesn’t snap and the creature, known as The Devourer of Worlds, can’t break free, as it would surely bring about the end of days. But the final iteration of the article, intended for the highest ranking officials only, the O5 Commanders, reveals a terrible secret. The ritual, in actuality, does nothing. It’s all a ruse intended to keep morale high on-site, as the chain keeping the creature in place is made from the bones of another of its species, and only it remains. It is estimated to break in thirty years, and then the Devourer of Worlds will feast on our own world.
No. 24- SCP-953: "Polymorphic Humanoid"
I'm ready for my close-up...
I’m sure most of you out there know what a Furry is. For those of you who don’t, this usually refers to anthropomorphic half-animal half-human characters. They have a thriving internet community and many conventions dedicated to artwork, costumes, and the like. A good number of non-members express major distaste with them thanks to some Furries producing extremely graphic fetishized pornography known as ‘yiffing.’ While I personally have no qualm with them, there are many who are very vocal about their hatred. And then there are some who take it personally. SCP-953, known as the ‘Polymorphic Humanoid,’ is a nine-tailed red fox with the ability to take on the shape of many different things, preferring the form of a young, pretty Korean woman. Along with this, she has psionic powers of suggestion, and can often force people to do hideously inhumane things for her own amusement. She has been seen convincing police officers to not investigate cries for help, committing public murders in broad daylight with the consent of both bystanders and victims, and even convinced a mother that it was perfectly fine to cook and eat her child. The most devastating of such manipulated actions involves 953 sneaking into a furry convention in the 2000’s and murdering 27 staff members and attendees out of spite, arranging their bodies in various ways and even serving one of them as the main course at a hotel banquet. She resides at The Foundation and is treated fairly luxuriously, less out of kindness and more out of the fact that she’s easier to keep imprisoned when she’s relaxed. Aside from her hatred of furries and dogs, she will become furious with anyone who calls her a ‘kitsune’ instead of a ‘kumiho.’ She lives on a diet of raw liver and water, and has been known to violently devour anyone who comes too close to her.
No. 25- SCP-162: "Ball of Sharp"
Agliophobia: The fear of needles or sharp objects. Admittedly, not many of us are fond of being jabbed with something sharp, but there are some people who get a shiver up their spine at the mere mention of injections or incisions. Well, if you’re one of those people, beware, because you’re about to meet your worst nightmare. SCP-162, the “Ball of Sharp,” is simply a gigantic tangle of sharp objects, eight feet wide and seven feet tall. Fish hooks, syringes, scissors, knives, razor blades, you name it. The Ball has an attraction effect, where anyone who looks at it will suddenly gain the urge to touch it, regardless of any previous caution. This compulsion can last for weeks, and people who succumb to this urge will be met with pain. Touching the object will immediately pierce the skin with fish hooks, and further struggling will trap the subject more, to the point of being completely stuck to it. Removal by another person is also impossible, as they will get entrapped too if they aren’t careful. The creepiest part, though, is that the person stuck to the ball will alternate between pleading for help and stating that the experience is pleasant, and that they want to be left alone. Props to you if you didn’t wince once during that description.
No. 26- SCP-2030: "LA U GH IS F UN"
Filmed in front of a live studio audience.
We all love a good laugh, and there are some who dedicate their lives to getting a giggle out of others. But then there are some who take the joke one, two, or three hundred steps too far. SCP-2030 is a television show titled LA U GH IS F UN, and it plays itself off as a candid prank series like Just for Laughs or Prank vs. Prank. Hosted by a (presumably) human man in a royal blue suit who is always filmed from the neck down, the show pulls surreal and gruesome ‘jokes’ on passerby, usually ending in some kind of casualty or permanent deformity. Such ‘jokes’ include making a husband and father sprout extra heads at the dinner table, leaving a mutant pseudo-biological Margaret Thatcher creature to attack a woman in the kitchen, and shocking a couple reading in bed by having squirrels erupt from inside the man. All the victims on the show are people who have previously died, and the show has been running since 1976, somehow bypassing both censors and producers and making itself available on streaming websites like Netflix. Take my advice; you’re better off watching the Cosby Show.
It’s no secret that some people have ‘questionable’ forms of entertainment. What, with Romans watching gladiators tear each other apart to horror geeks like me watching ghastly monsters decapitate attractive teenagers. Naturally, the latter is fiction, and the former has been outlawed centuries ago, but the fact still stands that some activities that one may find disturbing may be fun to watch for someone else. Well, if you want the prime example of sick entertainment, look no further. SCP-2222 has a name that I’m not even going to bother to pronounce, “Meschk-Mernanschordbtoum-VordhosbnV7.” It’s an airlock located in an unspecified space station. Any living thing that enters it will be trapped when the doors slam shut, and will be released three minutes later. The victims’ bodies will be entirely turned inside out, and their speech will be reversed. The Foundation initially tested this effect with rodents, and the first human to enter the airlock did so by accident, and after he died, The Foundation found words carved into the victim’s body written in backwards English. They claimed that humans were much more entertaining than rodents and requested that more be sent in, indicating that the mangling done on the bodies was performed by sapient beings. Since then, D-Class that have been sent in have interacted with these entities, and one person claimed that the area was nothing more than a television. A corrupted file on the page also translates a message picked up near the airlock. Spoken by an unknown entity, it seems to be directed towards an observing people, and the speaker claims that the torture and immolation of the humans within the airlock is both quality entertainment and comedy gold. The things within the airlock torment humans on some form of broadcasted show, not out of hatred or revenge, simply because they think it’s funny.
No. 28- SCP-1875: "Antique Chess Computer"
Fancy a game?
What is it about chess that makes it so popular? It’s been around centuries, and it’s one of the few games that’s known and enjoyed worldwide. In fact, some of the first commercial computers were made specifically for having an available chess opponent whenever the user wanted. As technology improves, so does opponent A.I., but there’s one automaton that manages to be both older and more intelligent than any computer ever could. SCP-1875, ‘The Antique Chess Computer,’ was discovered in an abandoned laboratory beneath the residence of a British University professor in the nineties. A Victorian Age marvel, the contraption is an extremely complicated piece. It’s powered by a drive shaft, designed to be spun by a steam engine, and uses magnets to move the pieces around on the board. The machine is sophisticated enough to have five difficulty settings (the fifth level being of questionable efficiency) and it even has a Japanese suit of armor meant to sit opposite the player and act as a placeholder for the opponent. It all seemed harmless enough until the Foundation discovered what made the machine so smart. The machine’s analytical engine is actually composed of the collective brain tissue of a Russian chess master’s twin fourteen year old daughters. How the splicing between machine and biology works and who was behind the creation is a mystery, but apparently the twins are none too pleased with their fate. When the machine is set to Setting V, any available electronic device will receive an email, titled шахматы, the Russian word for chess. The email holds a few chess positions and a disturbing image.
This image upsets those who see it to the point of self-harm, and efforts have been made to try and avoid the spread to any computer or mobile device. Oops.
No. 29- SCP-1004: "Factory Porn"
NSFW...or anyone, for that matter.
Ah… the internet. From the early days of the nineties to the boom it’s experiencing now, the World Wide Web has shown us millions of informative, entertaining, and sometimes shocking things. But one industry that many blame the internet for spearheading is the pornography industry. Sure, it existed before, but the internet soon became the easiest place to watch XXX content anonymously. And with all the different kinds of porn on the internet, many have been aghast at what they can find lurking in Google Images, and people begin to wonder if there’s anyone who’s actually willing to do any of these acts. Well, the Foundation has your answer in the form of SCP-1004. A program titled “Factory Porn,” it’s simply a black screen with a search bar reading “What would you like to see?” Viewers can type anything they want into the search bar, and they’ll get it, no matter how abstract or weird. The only problem is, the more a person uses it, the harder it is for them to…erm…satisfy themselves. One becomes less and less aroused by ‘regular’ content, and will begin to turn towards the ‘less desirable’ forms of adult entertainment, like coprophilia (look it up if you dare,) pedophilia, torture, necrophilia, and others. And when these stop satisfying, the person will turn to trying it out for real. I never thought I’d hear myself say this, but 2 Girls 1 Cup is a much better option than this crap.
No. 30- SCP-439: "The Bone Hive"
EVIL!!!
You know that myth about eating spiders? Some say that we accidently consume a small number of spiders when we sleep due to them wandering into our open mouth. It’s a scary thought, whether or not it’s true. Using this fear of accidental arachnid ingestion, someone created SCP-439, “The Bone Hive.” The insect in question resembles a translucent earwig, and it’s quite picky about where it nests. It specifically hunts down sleeping humans and crawls down their throat and into their lungs, where it will make its home. It has the strange ability to induce a disorder known as Fibrodysplasia Ossificans Progressiva, a normally genetic disorder that causes growth of bone tissue into muscle tissue. The infected host will then retreat into a small, dark area and curl up in the fetal position as new bones grow far too rapidly, often poking out of the subject’s skin. Eventually, an entire colony of these bugs will be established in the subject’s now mutated and cage-shaped skeleton, up to thirty thousand being noted. Organs will be used for food or incubation, and a typical insect hierarchy will be established, including drones, warriors, workers, and the original queen. When there’s no more work to be done, the Queen will get herself knocked up with one of the drones, and the hive will self-destruct, the rest of the insects either dying instantly or wandering away to starve to death, the Queen traveling away to find a new host. Oh, and I forgot to mention, during a test with a human hive, the host’s eyes followed a scientist’s flashlight. Just remember, it’s only a story.
