The (in)complete list (Still need your 42)
John’s House: A charming suburban home that is filled to the brim with harlequins.
John’s Bedroom: A room filled with old, bad movie posters, a bed, a computer and the rest of John’s things.
Rose’s House: An artistically angular mansion complete with an observatory and mausoleum. It is filled with wizards and passive aggressive shenanigans.
Rose’s Bedroom: A room filled with clothes, knitting supplies, tomes of lore, and the rest of Rose’s things.
Dave’s Houses: An apartment at the top of a skyscraper in the city. It is filled with shitty swords, and puppet rumps.
Dave’s Bedroom: A room filled with music devices, obscure rap posters, apple juice, and the rest of Dave’s things.
Jade’s House: A tall tower filled with trophies collected on long travels, blue haired beauties, and gardening equipment.
Jade’s Bedroom: A room filled with squiddles, Manthro Chaps, inventions, and the rest of Jade’s things.
Jane’s Bedroom: A room filled with Crockercorp products, detective posters, a bed, and the rest of Jane’s things.
Roxy’s Bedroom: A room filled with fenestrated walls, wizards, cats, game consoles, and the rest of Roxy’s things.
Dirk’s Bedroom: A room filled with puppets, horses, robot parts, SBAHJ items, and the rest of Dirk’s things.
Jake’s Bedroom: A room filled with movie posters, firearms, a bed, a desk, and the rest of Jake’s things.
Aradia’s Hive: A small hive with archaeological dig site in the yard, and filled with adventuring items and the rest of Aradia’s things.
Tavros’s Hive: A blue hive complete with a windmill and jousting equipment. It is filled with fairy posters, FLARPing supplies, and the rest of Tavros’s things.
Sollux’s Hive: A hive that is a part of a Communal Hive Stem, or apartment complex. It is filled with mind honey, technology, and the rest of Sollux’s things.
Karkat’s Hive: A lovely suburban hive decorated with red cloth. The inside is filled with trollian movie posters, and the rest of Karkat’s things
Nepeta’s Hive: A cave that she made to be her home. It is filled with cats, drawings, her shipping wall, and the rest of Nepeta’s things.
Kanaya’s Hive: A tower decorated with colorful fabrics. It is filled with sunlight, fabric, and the rest of Kanaya’s things.
Terezi’s Hive: A tree house in the forest. It is full of color, scalemates, doodles, and the rest of Terezi’s things.
Vriska’s Hive: A castle on a tall cliff. It is filled with broken eightballs, dice, FLARPing equipment, and the rest of Vriska’s things.
Equius’s Hive: A gothic style hive on a tall cliff. It is filled with Musclebeasts, broken robots, broken bows, and the rest of Equius’s things.
Gamzee’s Hive: A house on the beach. It is filled with clowning paraphernalia, faygo, sopor slime pies, and the rest of Gamzee’s things.
Eridan’s Hive: A home formed from the wreckage of a sunken ship. It is filled with wands, treasure, wizards and the rest of Eridan’s things.
Feferi’s Hive: A beautiful underwater palace. It is filled with cuttlefish, seahorses, cages, and the rest of Feferi’s things.
Calliope and Caliborn’s Room: A room with candy, meat, special stardust, fan art, a chessboard, a Sarswapagus, and the rest of Calliope and Caliborn’s things
Land of Wind and Shade: LOWAS is John’s Land, home to salamanders, blue rocks, and lots of oil.
Land of Light and Rain: LOLAR is Rose’s Land, home to turtles, colorful oceans, and beaches.
Land of Heat and Clockwork: LOHAC is Dave’s Land, home to crocodiles, spinning cogs, lava, and The Beat Mesa.
Land of Frost and Frogs: LOFAF is Jade’s Land, home to Iguanas, hummingbirds, frogs, and a large volcano.
Land of Crypts and Helium: LOCAH is Jane’s Land, home to balloon-like seed pods, puzzles, and graves.
Land of Pyramids and Neon: LOPAN is Roxy’s Land, home to orange pyramids and a colorful atmosphere.
Land of Tombs and Krypton: LOTAK is Dirk’s Land, home to unbreathable air, and living skeletons.
Land of Mounds and Xenon: LOMAX is Jake’s Land, home to red stonehenges, purple canyons, undead creatures, and green hills.
Land of Quartz and Melody: LOQAM is Aradia’s Land, home to blue and purple stones, and music box building.
Land of Sand and Zephyr: LOSAZ is Tavros’ Land, home to a lot of desert and puzzles.
Land of Brains and Fire: LOBAF is Sollux’s Land, home to giant, floating brains, and lots of fire.
Land of Pulse and Haze: LOPAH is Karkat’s Land, home to pointy rocks, lavender skies, and lots of red blood.
Land of Little Cubes and Tea: LOLCAT is Nepeta’s Land, home to pink teapots, and piles of sugar cubes.
Land of Rays and Frogs: LORAF is Kanaya’s Land, home to a large blue expanse, rays shining from the sky, and a large volcano.
Land of Thought and Flow: LOTAF is Terezi’s Land, home to ruins, rivers, and a sky that resembles giant neurons.
Land of Maps and Treasure: LOMAT is Vriska’s Land, home to vast oceans, jungle islands, and an antique map for a sky.
Land of Caves and Silence: LOCAS is Equius’ Land, home to blue-tinted caves, shadows, and Equius’s tilted hive.
Land of Tents and Mirth: LOTAM is Gamzee’s Land, home to carnival tents, blue lights, and floating red, starried spheres.
Land of Wrath and Angels: LOWAA is Eridan’s Land, home to black-and-white castles, and NPC angels.
Land of Dew and Glass: LODAG is Feferi’s Land, home to a large fishbowl, and lots of glass ornaments.
Caliborn’s Planets: Planets that resemble pool balls, each home to its own leprechaun.
Incipisphere: The dimension that all of Sburb takes place in.
Skaia: The world that the players must build towards in order to win the game.
Prospit: The Kingdom of Light. It is in a war with Derse and is destined to lose.
Derse: The Kingdom of Darkness. It is in a war with Prospit and is destined to win.
The Medium: Part of the Incipisphere that player of Sburb and/or Sgrub enter at the start of their game. Described as a "ring of pure void, dividing light and darkness."
The Veil: A large ring of asteroids in the Incipisphere that forms the outer boundary of the Medium, dividing it from the Furthest Ring.
Furthest Ring: An infinite space that exists outside of all universes that borders the outside of every Incipisphere.
Pre-Scratch Future Earth: The world that the exiles live in. It is covered with sand, and is home to several Bases that the exiles use to interact with the beta kids.
Can Town: A town created by WV, made out of cans, chalk drawings, a book of Etiquette, a trusty knife, and a firefly in amber.
Alternia: A dark, gray planet that the trolls come from. It was originally named Beforus and had peaceful trolls, until Doc Scratch changed it to allow the trolls to excel at Sgrub.
Post-Scratch future Earth: The home of Calliope and Caliborn, after civilization was destroyed. It is also Caliborn’s planet until his true planet is revealed.
Dream Bubbles: Celestial objects in the Furthest ring that Feferi convince the Horrorterrors to make. They allow the players of Sburb/Sgrub who have died to continue dreaming.
Frog Temple: Large, mysterious structures that come from the Incipisphere, each with a giant frog statue on top.
Ectobiology Lab: Birth place of the kids and trolls. located in the Vale.
Skaianet Laboratory: A laboratory that is slightly northwest of Rose’s house. It contains a giant hubgrid as well as a section that looks like a little girl’s room.
Green Sun: The giant sun in the middle of Furthest Ring. Doc Scratch said that if it was destroyed, the powers of the first guardians would also be destroyed.
Grimdark Mode: An uncontrollable and horrifying process described as going “completely off the deep end in every way."
Grimbark: "Did you just bark?"
Nanna: The adoptive grandmother of John. Her ashes were on the mantle in John’s house until they fell into the sprite, creating Nannasprite.
Poppop: The adoptive grandfather of Jane. His body was stuffed and standing wonderfully in Jane’s house until Lil Sebastian ripped him up.
Jaspers: Rose’s cat that was dead for quite a while. Upon his death, Rose’s mom had a huge ceremony. Roxy later recieves the cat, renaming him Frigglish.
Lil Cal: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
Lil Hal: It seems you have asked about DS’s chat client auto-responder. This is an application designed to simulate DS’s otherwise inimitably rad typing style, tone, cadence, personality, and substance of retort while he is away from the computer.
Lil Hal Junior: “Hmm." “Yes." “Interesting."
Grandma: Jake’s adoptive grandmother and post-scratch version of Jade. She was the owner of a rival corporation to Betty Crocker until she was ran out of business and exiled.
Grandpa: Jade’s adoptive grandfather and pre-scratch version of Jake. He is an hunter and adventurer and his stuffed corpse can be found in front of Jade’s fireplace.
Denizens: Immensely powerful NPCs found in Sburb sessions. Each guards an immense grist hoard, although their true purpose is offering players The Choice.
Salamanders: Yellow consorts who spend a lot of their time glubbing.
Turtles: Pink consorts who spend a lot of their time shaking.
Crocodiles: Red consorts who spend a lot of their time nakking.
Iguanas: Blue consorts who spend a lot of their time thipping.
Imps: The most common of the underlings. They change appearance and behavior when new kernelsprites are prototyped.
Genesis Frog: A giant frog that is literally an entire universe.
Colonel Sassacre: A famous humorist who is married to The Condesce. He is the owner of Halley and the adoptive great-grandfather of Dad.
Casey: Also known as Viceroy Bubbles Von Salamancer, it is a slamander that John adopted, but ended up leaving with Rose, who renamed her.
Guy Fieri: Television personality for the food network until he became a member of the U.S. Supreme court and a supporter of the Condesce.
Insane Clown Posse: An American hip hop band from Detroit, Michigan (consisting of Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope) who become president under the Condesce.
Maplehoof: The beautiful pony that Rose’s Mom gave to Rose as part of an Ironic Indulgence.
Halley: Colonel Sassacre’s dog. He eventually was used to clone Bec by the Draconian Dignitary using Rose’s MEOW journal.
Serenity: A firefly that was encased in a lump of amber found by WV. It speaks in morse code, and was later renamed “Twinkly Herbert" by Roxy.
Ms. Paint: The true star of MS Paint Adventures.
Andrew Hussie: Andrew Hussie, that's all the explanation you get. Now shoo.
Sawtooth: One of the rap-battling robots built by Dirk. He has never lost a rap battle against Dirk.
Squarewave: One of the rap-battling robot built by Dirk. He is an enthusiastic rapper, but easily beaten by Dirk.
Pupa Pan: Fly Pupa Pan, Fly!
Nicolas Cage: An american actor who was in many films, including John’s favorite: Con Air. While many think he would have died in the reckoning, Hussie swears that he had ascended to the god tier, assuming the role as the Nick of Time.
Ram Lusus: Aradia’s lusus is a ram-like creature with horns similar to her own. It died at the same time Aradia did, when Vriska used her mind powers to get Sollux to kill her.
Tinkerbull: Tavros’s lusus is a fairy/bull hybrid barly any bigger than Tavros’s head.It died when Tavros accidently crushed it under his wheelchair.
Bicyclops: Sollux’s Lusus is a large two-headed, horned giant. It dies from a release of psionic energy from when Sollux consumed mind honey.
Crabdad: Karkat’s lusus is a towering, two legged crab monster who Is very crabby and is calmed down by fighting with Karkat. It died when karkat’s computer died due to running Sollux’s Mobius Double Reacharound Virus.
Pounce de Leon: Nepeta’s lusus is a feline creature with two mouths. It died when Nepeta’s hive caved in.
Mother Grub: Kanaya’s lusus is a Virgin Mother Grub that gave up her responsibility to produce eggs. It died of natural causes, at which point Kanaya took a Matriorb from its carcus.
Dragon Lusus: Terezi’s lusus is a large unhatched, sightless dragon that communicates with her telepathically during her sleep. It died when a meteor hit it.
Spidermom: Vriska’s lusus is a giant spider that eats young trolls and is constantly hungry. It died when Vriska mercy kills her after the Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader exploded, causing the rock face under Equius’s hive to collapse.
Aurthour: Equius’s lusus is a centaur with an udder and a mustache. He died when Equius’s house partially collasped, but was later seen with Hussie.
Goat Lusus: Gamzee’s lusus is a giant goat-like sea creature. He died when he was speared by a harpoon of some sorts.
Seahorse Lusus: Eridan’s lusus is a large sea horse that he rides on the back of, using the violet saddle and reins that are equipped to it. It's dead, too.
Gl’bgolyb: Feferi’s lusus is a colossal squid-like abomination. Feferi has to feed it the dead lusii of other trolls to prevent death of trolls everywhere. Dies during the game.
Jack Noir: Agent of Derse who appears in every session of Sburb/Sgurd. In the beta kids’ session, he wrecked havoc on the Medium with the Black Queen's ring.
Draconian Dignitary: Agent of Derse who appears in every session of Sburb. In the troll’s session, he is exiled as Diamonds Droog. He is tall and pretty smart.
Hegemonic Brute: Agent of Derse who appears in every session of Sburb. In the troll’s session, he is exiled as Hearts Boxcar. He is big tall and strong, yet was easily overpowered by Dad.
Courtyard Droll: Agent of Derse who appears in every session of Sburb. In the troll’s session, he is exiled as Clubs Deuce. He is short, not very smart, likes hats, and is adorable.
Midnight Crew: A dangerous group of mobsters based on the four suits of cards. In an intermission, they work as a group to kill off members of the felt.
Spades Slick: The troll’s version of Jack Noir and leader of the midnight crew. Likes stabbing and Licorice Scottie Dogs. Hates Clocks.
Diamonds Droog: The troll’s version of Draconian Dignitary and member of the midnight crew. Likes Licorice Swedish Fish.
Hearts Boxcars: The troll’s version of Hegemonic Brute and member of the midnight crew. Likes wax lips. Hates time travel.
Clubs Deuce: The troll’s version of Courtyard Droll and member of the midnight crew. Likes Black Inches, clocks, and hats.
The Handmaid: Aradia’s ancestor. Taken in by Lord English, who cursed her and sent her back to various points in time to interfere with Trolls.
The Summoner: Tavros’s ancestor. Using his wings, inspired many to follow him in a revolution against the highbloods. This eventually led to the banning of adult trolls on their planet.
The Ψiioniic: Sollux’s ancestor. A mage of unequaled telekinetic ability who defied his masters to break out of slavery, only to be taken in by the Condesce, where he served as The Helmsman.
The Signless: Karkat’s Ancestor. He could remember his existence on Beforus, and spread word of the culture free from conflict and suppression based on blood color. This story was crushed by the highbloods, making him The Sufferer.
The Disciple: Nepeta’s Ancestor. She was close with the Sufferer, but was spared execution, leading her to write the Sufferer’s teaching on cave walls, allowing his message to continue.
The Dolorosa: Kanaya’s Ancestor. She abandoned her duty of raising the mother grub to raise the Sufferer and became his first follower.
Neophyte Redglare: Terezi’s Ancestor. She was sent to apprehend Mindfang, but only ends up injuring Mindfang, and ends up as a victim of Mindfang, who used her mind control to start a riot that led to the hanging of Redglare.
Marquise Spinneret Mindfang: Vriska’s Ancestor. A pirate who was injured by Redglare, only to use her power of mind to have a riot of rustblood hand Redglare.
E%ecutor Darkleer: Equius’s Ancestor. He had the task of executing followers of the Sufferer, but was unable to to kill the Disciple, and was banished, becoming The Expatri8.
The Grand Highblood: Gamzee’s Ancestor. He was in charge of keeping the lower castes in check during his reign, although he was unpredictable. He sent Redglare to deal with the threat of Mindfang.
Orphaner Dualscar: Eridan’s Ancestor. He was Mindfang’s kismesis, (he hated her redrom games with other trolls), but by putting a bounty on her head, he ended their kismesisstude.
Her Imperious Condescension. Feferi’s Ancestor. Also Known as the Baroness or simply The Condesce. She is the present empress of Alternia and held that position for quite a long time
Appearifier: A device that can teleport objects from far away to its platform.
Brobot: Dirk’s robot that he sent to Jake to wrestle with.
Stack Modus: John’s First Fetch Modus. The most recent item captchalogued is also the only one that you can retrieve.
Queue Modus: John’s Second Fetch Modus. The card at the bottom of the stack is the only one accessible.
Array Modus: John’s Third Fetch Modus. It allows the user to fetch any card at will. Pretty boring.
Tree Modus: Rose’s fetch Modus. It allows the user to either retrieve only the root card, (releasing everything else), or the leaf cards.
Hash Map Modus: Dave’s Fetch Modus. It uses various hash maps to give each item a number which is then placed in that numbered slot.
Memory Modus: One of Jade’s Fetch Modi. The user has to find the two matching parts to recieve the item. Jade was good at this because of her powers of precognition.
Jenga Modus: One of Jade’s Fetch Modi. The user has to pull out the three blocks corresponding with the item to recieve the item.
Pictionary Modus: One of Jade’s Fetch Modi. Drawing a nearby object captchalogues it. If the item is not near, a ghost image will be captchalogued.
Wallet Modus: Dad’s Fetch Modus. it stores items in the wallet of almost any size, and any item can be retrieved at any time. Simple, useful, and comes with an “eject" and a “polish" button.
Encryption Modus: Karkat’s Fetch Modus, until he trades it with Sollux. It puts the captchalogued card in a heavy safe and you have to crack its code to open the safe.
Ouija Modus: Aradia’s Fetch Modus. The spirits decide what item is retrieved, spelling it out on the game board.
Miracle Modus: Gamzee’s Fetch Modus. This modus is complex and colorful. Who know’s how it actually works. Ti retieve the item you want may take a miracle.
Chastity Modus: Kanaya’s Fetch Modus. Items stored are locked away and cannot be unlocked util their key is found, which happens just when it needs to be found.
Eight Ball Modus: Vriska’s Fetch Modus. Items are sealed inside a Magic 8-Ball. To get the item, you break open the ball. Shaking the ball and looking at the “answer" gives you its code.
Scratch and Sniff Modus: Terezi’s Fetch Modus. The modus allows any item to be retrieved at any time, but they can only be identified and selected via smell.
Recipe Modus: Jane’s Fetch Modus. Captchalogued items are added to a recipe book. By looking at the back of the card, you can see various combinations that would make the item.
Puzzle Modus: Jake’s Fetch Modus. Captchalogued items are made into card of various sizes, which have to be arraged to fit properly. Items the don’t fit are ejected.
Message in a Bottle Modus: Roxy’s Fetch Modus. items are stored in bottles and then put into a large grey cabinet. To release the item, you have to break the bottle.
Tech-Hop Modus: Dirk’s Fetch Modus. Items must be organized into Shade Columns and Groove Rows. The Groove Rows must fit in a theme and the Shade Columns must rhyme somewhat.
Juju Modus: Calliope and Caliborn’s Fetch Modus. Items Captchalogued by one can only be accessed by the other.
Sendificator: If you ever need to send something somewhere, this is the device for you. Just don’t try to bring something to you with this device, it is only for sending things away.
Sgrub: The troll name for a sandbox-style game that takes place superimposed over the real world, rather than in virtual space.
Shipping wall: Nepeta’s wall that she uses to keep track of all of her shipping between trolls and also the kids.
Sicklekind: Karkat’s Strife Specibus. With it, he can use weapons such as the Homes Smell Ya Later, the Regisickle, and the Clawsickle.
Skulltop: Jake’s computer that also works as a helmet.
Spoonkind: Jane’s Strife Specibus. With it, she can use weapons such as the Junior Battermaster’s Bowlbuster Stirring Solution 50000 and the Battlespork of Zillywut.
Strife: The command used in Homestuck to have a character initiate combat with a hostile presence.
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Sweet Catch: Use your awesome reflexes to catch something flying at high speed, be it an important item or your client player.
Sylladex: The inventory system in Homestuck. Each player has their own fetch modus.
Trickster Mode: Entered when licking the spiral sucker, Trickster Mode is full of color and craziness.
2x3dentkind: Feferi and Meenah’s Strife Specibus. With it, they can use weapons such as the Ψdon’s Entente, and the Brainfork.
Trusty Knife: WV’s “knife" is actually a mailbox flag that has been broken and is sharp at one end. Cloth has been wrapped around it to make a handle.
Unbreakable Katana: Dirk’s sword. One was crafted by the alpha kids while in trickster mode. It was the only weapon crafted that doesn’t have “Zilly" in its name.
Unreal Heiress Thoughtwave Tiaratop: Jane’s Computer headband OBEY from Crockercorp that utilizes the power of mind control.
Violin: Rose’s Instrument of choice. With it, she has played a lovely haunting refrain. Roxy also owns one, but has yet to actually play it.
Wandkind: Eridan’s Strife Specibus. With it, he can use weapons such as the Empiricist’s wand.
Warhammer of Zillyhoo: The legendary hammer wielded by John. It can be alchemized in Trickster Mode, which the Alpha Kids did.
Whipkind: Aradia’s Strife Specibus. With it, she can use weapons such as her adventurer whip.
Wizards: Rose’s house is filled to the brim with these creatures. Everywhere you turn, you’ll run into a wizard.
Youth Roll: A move used when absconding.
Fistkind: Equius’s Strife Specibus. With it, he can use weapons such as his fists. Really, it’s that simple.
Flarp: An Extreme Role Playing game Played by Tavros, Aradia, Vriska, and Terezi, leading to each of their various injuries.
Fncysntakind: One of Dirk’s Strife Specibi. With it, he can ironically use weapons such as the Fancy Santas and the Zilly Santas.
Forkkind: Jane’s Strife Specibus. With it, she can use weapons such as the Junior Battermaster’s Bowlbuster Poking Solution 50000, the Skaia War Fork, and the Battlespork of Zillywut.
Fourth Wall: Only in Homestuck would the phrase “Breaking the fourth wall" be taken so literally.
Fruit: Apples, Oranges, Lemons, and Limes with cute faces. Useful for filling up your sylladex
Grand Snack Fuckyeah: A video game owned by Dave’s Bro. The goal of the game is to thrash up stunts something uncannybrutal on your quest for “MAD SNACKS YO" and to get this way rude hunger under control.
Hammerkind: John’s Strife Specibus. With it, he can use weapons such as the Warhammer of Zillyhoo, the Pogo Hammer, the Fear No Anvil, and the Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer.
Haunting Refrain: If you can play an instument, it’s almost a requirement that you play a haunting refrain on it.
Hemospectrum: The spectrum of blood colors possessed by trolls, which forms part of their caste system.
Hero Mode: A style of art in Homestuck in which the characters are drawn with more detail than usual, and with more regular proportions.
Hussnasty Mode: A style of art in Homestuck in which the characters are drawn with great detail, including noses, ears, and irises.
Jokerkind: Gamzee’s Strife Specibus. With it, he can use Weapons such as the Deuce Clubs, the Clawsickle, the Fiduspear, and the Warhammer of Zillyhoo.
Kismesissitude: The Caliginous Quadrant. One of the Troll’s quadrants of Romance, in which the two involved feel a great hatred of each other. Jack and the Black Queen are an example. <3<
Lancekind: Tavros’s Strife Specibus. With it, he can use weapons such as the daggerlance, and the Fiduspear.
Makeupkind: Kanaya’s Strife Specibus. With it, she can use weapons such as lipstick and the Demonbane Ragripper.
Matespritship: The Flushed Quadrant. One of the Troll’s quadrants of Romance, Similar to the human emotion of love. Dad and Rose’s Mom are an example. <3
Moirallegiance: The Pale Quadrant. One of the Troll’s quadrants of Romance, similar to the human emotion, friendship. Nepeta and Equius are an example. <>
Mutie: Vodka Mutini. Dr. Meowgon Spengler. Adorable four-eyed kitten.
Needlekind: Rose’s Strife Specibus. With it, she can use weapons such as the thorns of Oglogoth, the Quills of Echidna and the Thistles of Zillywich.
Fan Trolls: Nektan Whelan and Mierfa Durgas became canon for one page before being burnt to a crisp.
The Noble Circle of Horrorterrors: Nrub’yiglith. Oglogoth. Fluthlu. Gl’bgolyb. Try saying those names five times fast.
Ollie Outie: A move useful in absconding. Jane does one at the end of her absconding from her birthday party.
Piano: John and Jane’s Instrument of choice. They both use one to play a haunting refrain.
Pistolkind: Jake’s Strife Specibus. With it, he can use weapons such as the Twin M9 Berettas, Flintlock pistols, and the Flintlocks of Zillyhau.
Prankster’s Gambit: A measure of a player’s one-upmanship over other players in the Homestuck Omniverse. John, Dad, Nanna, Rose, and Jane have all been seen with this meter.
PSHOOOES: Vriska’s rocket boots that she gives to Tavros to allow him to get to his first gate.
Puppetkind: One of Dirk’s Strife Specibi. With it, he can ironically use weapons such as Lil’ Cal.
Rambunctious Crow: An extremely impolite bird that flies into Dave’s room and attempts to steal his copy of the Sburb Beta. Jade prototypes its corpse making the crowsprite. CAW CAW
Riflekind: Jade, Roxy, and Eridan’s Strife Specibus. With it, they can use weapons such as the Blunderbuss of Zillywigh, Lord English’s Assault Rifle, Girl’s best Friend, and Ahab’s Crosshairs.
Rocket Board: The vehicle of choice of Dave’s Bro. It is also used to catch a Dream Lil Cal as well as carry John away as The Reckoning Begins.
Sburb: The human name for a sandbox-style game that takes place superimposed over the real world, rather than in virtual space.
Scribble Mode: A style of art in Homestuck in which the characters are drawn in a very cartoonish way. Often used with “THIS IS STUPID" or “BLUH."
Abscond: A Strife Technique in which the user leaves the battle. The favorite Strife Technique of Tavros.
Ahab’s Crosshairs: Eridan’s Royal, Blue Harpoon Gun. It has been in the possession of many different characters at different times, including Jade and Liv Tyler.
Alchemy: The process of using grist, an alchemiter and a carved cruxite dowel to create new items.
Auspisticism: The Ashen Quadrant. One of the Troll’s quadrants of Romance, in which someone mediates between two rivals. Kanaya between Eridan and Vriska is an example. c8<
Bladekind: Dirk’s Strife Specibus. With it, he can use weapons such as the Cutlass of Zillywair, the Scarlet Ribbitar, the Caledscratch, and the Unbreakable Katana
1/2Bladekind:Dave’s Strife Specibus. With it, he can use weapons such as the Broken Caledfwlch, the Broken Scarlet Ribbitar, and the Royal Deringer.
Bunnykind: One of John’s Strife Specibi. With it, he can use weapons such as the Con Air Bunny, the knitted bunny, Liv Tyler, and Lil Sebastian.
Canekind: Terezi’s Strife Specibus. With it, she can use weapons such as the Spear Cane and the Dragon Cane.
Carapacians: The species residing in the Medium, on Prospit and Derse. They are all shaped like chess pieces and serve numerous roles in the game of Sburb.
Charles Dutton: African American actor and Author of Dream Bubbles. Jade combined his ghost image with a Squiddle to create the terrifyingly creepy Duttle.
Clawkind: Nepeta’s Strife Specibus. With it, she can use weapons such as the Claw Gloves and Action Claws.
Clubkind: Gamzee’s first Strife Specibus. With it, he can use weapons such as the Deuce Clubs.
Dicekind: Vriska’s Strife Specibus. With it, she can use weapons such as her Flouorite Octet.
Ectobiology: A science that allows the cloning, breeding and genetic modification of an organism using appearification.
Nannasprite: John’s Sprite. Loves cooking and mischief. Hoo hoo hoo!
Jaspersprite: Rose’s Sprite. Friends with Nepeta. Has long, tentacle arms. Meow.
Davesprite: Dave’s Sprite. Alternate Future Dave in sprite form. caw caw motherfuckers
Calsprite: Dave’s Sprite in an alternate timeline. Stopped by Alternate Future Dave. HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
Jadesprite: Jade’s Sprite. Combination of Bec and the stuffed corpse of Jade’s dream self. Woof.
Tavrisprite: Jane’s Sprite. Incompatible parts, Tavros and Vriska, cause it to Tavrispl♉de quickly. D::::{
Fefetasprite: Roxy’s Sprite. Adorable, but fefetasplodes due to emotional stress from other sprites. 3833 <
ARquiusprite: Dirk’s Sprite. Excited, and has STRONG emotions.
Erisolsprite: Jake’s Sprite. Self-loathing. Flips off Jake daily.
John Egbert: Main protagonist and friendleader of the Beta kids. Love magic, bad movies, and is a pranking MASTER. Also highly allergic to nuts and Betty Crocker.
Rose Lalonde: Snarky miss with a love of psychoanalysis and wizard porn. Along with that, she “enjoys" spending time with her mother and showering her in gifts like a good daughter.
Dave Strider: Resident cool kid of the Betas. Can throw out tight beats and sick fires while keeping his chill. He is the king of irony and apple juice. (just kidding, he’s just a big dork)
Jade Harley: Bright and loving lass that has quite the green thumb. On top of gardening, she dabbles in nuclear physics and anthropomorphic fauna.
Exiles: Carapacians living on post-apocalyptic planets.
WV: Wayward Vagabond. Warweary Villein. Wizardly Vassal. Wastelandic Vindicator. The Mayor. Lover of TaB.
PM: Peregrine Mendicant. Parcel Mistress. Prospitian Monarch. Classy Lady. Lover of Mail
AR: Aimless Renegade. Authority Regulator. Armaments Regent. Hater of Illegally Parked Cars.
WQ: Windswept Questant. White Queen. Adored Sovereign. Leader of Many.
WK: Writ Keeper. White King. User of Lotus Time Capsule.
The Felt: The Gnomes? Elves? Frog Men? Puppet People? Toad Goblins? Leprechauns!
Lord English: Main Villain of Homestuck. Wears the flashy Cairo Overcoat.
Doc Scratch: Cue Ball man. Very good host of various guests.
Itchy: 1st Member of the Felt. Able to speed himself up.
Doze: 2nd Member of the Felt. Able to slow himself down.
Trace: 3rd Member of the Felt. Able to retrace people’s past trails.
Clover: 4th Member of the Felt. Very Lucky.
Fin: 5th Member of the Felt. Able to follow people’s future trails.
Die: 6th Member of the Felt. Uses his voodoo doll to move to timeline where certain people are dead.
Crowbar: 7th Member of the Felt. Able to destroy jujus with his crowbar.
Snowman: 8th Member of the Felt. Originally the Black Queen from the Trolls’ game session. Femme Fatal.
Stitch: 9th Member of the Felt. Master Tailor.
Sawbuck: 10th Member of the Felt. Able to transport himself and attacker to a random point in time when injured.
Matchsticks: 11th Member of the Felt. Carries a Fire Extinguisher.
Eggs: 12th Member of the Felt. Able to travel back in time one hour using his egg timer. Creates way too many duplicates of himself.
Biscuits: 13th Member of the Felt. Able to hide inside of an oven. Usually found with Eggs, often with many duplicates of themselves.
Quarters: 14th Member of the Felt. The Felts’ Muscle. Carries quarters.
Cans: 15th Member of the Felt. Able to punch his enemies into next week (literally!)
Alcohol: im not drumk at ajll wonkwonkwonk
Apple Juice: A favorite beverage of Dave. Not to be confused with urine.
Betty Crocker: Maker of fruit gushers and source of all evil.
Books of Etiquette: To learn how be a sophisticated Troll or Human. Not for eating.
Boonbucks: The currency of champions.
Bronzed Vacuum: An ironic and passive-aggressive item from Rose’s Mom.
Build Grist: Grist used to build things in Sburb. Looks like blue gushers.
Bunny: Originally from Con Air but soon became the gift that just kept being re-gifted.
Cairo Overcoat: The color-changing coat worn by Lord English.
Cake: So much more hilarious when fake arms are added!
Candy corn: Tasty and can make a nice fake tooth.
Captaroid Camera: A camera created by Dave that is used to get captcha codes by taking pictures of items.
Clever Disguise: Just put on a Beagle Puss and a hat and no one will ever recognize you!
Codpiece: Maximizes comfort and provides some solid boner poppin’ space.
Colonel Sassacre’s Daunting Text of Magical Frivolity and Practical Japery: The title left no room for a blurb.
Complacency of the Learned: The epic novel written by Roxy’s Mom.
Cookalizer: An item used to cook food. Jade uses one to irradiate a steak for Becquerel.
Cosbytop: John’s Laptop in the shape of Bill Cosby. Not to be confused with the Crosbytop.
Crosbytop: A laptop in the shape of Bing Crosby. Not to be confused with the Cosbytop
Cruxite Dowels: Colorful cylinders used to alchemize almost anything.
Dad’s Notes: If you are reading this, it means that you are playing a card game. I am so proud of you!
Dave’s Brain: Sadly, no one has the grist needed to recreate this wonderful item.
Dead Fetus in a Jar: Ironic, yet creepy. Part of Dave’s collection of dead things.
Dreambot: Jade’s robot, used to be productive while sleeping!
Eclectic Bass: Could be used to play a haunting refrain, but only if you have enough arms to play it.
Con Air: A Nic Cage movie. Put the bunny back in the box.
Eldritch Princess: Rose’s doll that was customized with yarn and has sat on the couch until Rose prototyped it.
Fake Arms: You’ve already got arms, dumbass!
Faygo: The drink of choice of Gamzee.
Fenestrated Wall: Roxy’s favorite mode of transportation.
Fruit Gushers: A Crocker brand candy that come in a variety of flavors and resemble Build Grist.
GameBro: A ridiculous gaming magazine read by John and Dave.
Grandfather Clock: Doc Scratch’s Clock with the ability to decide if a death is Just or Heroic.
Green Slime Ghost Pogo: A fun pogo ride found in John’s Backyard.
Grimoire for Summoning the Zoologically Dubious: Rose’s book of scary monsters!
Harlequins: These things are all over John’s house!
Hubtopband: Rose’s hands-free computer that has it’s own power source.
Ink of Squid Pro Quo: Rose uses this item to produce Bodacious Black Liquid Sorrow Gushers.
Iron Lass Suit: A stylish yet cumbersome outfit worn by Jade.
iShades: Dave’s fancy glasses: not yet sold publicly by Apple Inc.
Jujus: Magical Objects with a complex system of rules governing their use.
Junior Compu-Sooth Spectagoggles: These über-expensive glasses allow Jade to view anything that’s going on in the entire Incipisphere.
King’s Scepter: A device, similar to the Queen’s Ring, that allows the holder to be prototyped.
Lunchtop: Jade’s 3D holographic computer!
Magic Cue Ball: This ball always make accurate predictions, but most can’t see its predictions.
Magic Eight Ball: Vriska owns a huge amount of these silly toys.
Magnetic Wodka: The most pointless of all magnetic alcoholic beverages.
Matriorb: An Orb owned by Kanaya that is used to hatch a new Mother Grub.
Meow: MEOWOEMWOEOEMWOEEWOEMWOEWMEOWO
Milk: Equius’s favorite beverage, often provided by his lusus, Aurthour.
Mind Honey: YOU DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE EAT THE MIND HONEY
Mr. T Puppet: I pity the Smuppet!
Painting of a Horse Attacking a Football Player: Hussie’s favorite painting.
PDA: Used for serious business and discussion on fancy clothes.
Perfectly Generic Objects: The most generic of all objects!
Pony Pals: Detective Pony: Hell. Fucking. Yes.
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Queen’s Ring: A device, similar to the King’s Scepter, that allows the wearer to be prototyped.
Recuperacoon: The troll equivalent of a bed.
Remote Ghost Gauntlets: John’s cool robotic arms that allow him to wield heavy weapons.
Ring of Life: A ring capable of bringing any ghost who wears it back to life.
Ring of Void: A ring capable of turning the wearer invisible.
SBAHJifier: For those times when you NEED to turn something into a SBAHJ Comic.
Scalemates: Dragon Plush Toy’s owned by Terezi.
Serious Business Goggles: John’s computer glasses that are just like those in Spy Kids.
Smuppets: For all your Plush Rump needs.
Sopor Slime: Used in Recuperacoons. Gamzee’s drug of choice.
Sord: The shittiest of swords.
Squiddles: The most adorable squid-related franchise in all of history.
Sun-Bleached Beauty: A silly looking, blue-haired doll. Not actually the murderer of Jade’s Grandpa.
TaB: Not only are they loaded with sugar, you can also use them to make Can Town!
Three in the Morning Dress: The epitome of fancy dresses.
The Thresh Prince of Bel-Air: Troll Will Smith’s best work.
Timetables: Dave’s floating devise that he uses to control the flow of time.
The Tumor: A giant black-and-white bomb.
Turntop: One of Dave’s computers used for convenient computing on the go.
Unreal Air: An unbelievably <strike>shitty</strike> ironic skateboard.
Uranium: The most radioactive snack Wayward Vagabond has ever eaten.
Wardrobifier: For when you can’t decide what logo you want on your shirt.
Wizardy Herbert: Roxy’s book that is totally not based off of Harry Potter.
Zazzerpan the Learned: A twenty foot tall granite Wizard found in Rose’s living room.
